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Random Japan Saturday (412 hits)

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Rating: 1.3 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-05-03 17:04:46 EDT



The Japanese are forgiving, and perverse. From The Associated Press...

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Japanese official demoted for 780,000 hits on porn sites

TOKYO (AP) — A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.

The man, a Kinokawa city government employee in western Japan, visited porn sites from June 2007 to February 2008, city official Tomiko Waki said. The man's name was withheld.

City officials said the number of hits discovered on his computer's internal log was so high in part because one click on certain types of pornographic sites registers multiple hits.

Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities, which he apparently conducted throughout the workday.

"Each desk is set apart from each other," Waki said, adding that the man logged 170,000 hits on porn sites in July alone.
The man's supervisors discovered his extensive porn site visits after his computer became infected with a virus, prompting officials to examine his Web browser's history.

Along with the demotion, he received a 20,000 yen ($190) monthly pay cut, Waki said.



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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-04 10:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was doing a crossword puzzle at work last week and typed "Lorelei Lee" into google to see if I could figure out what "Lorelei Lee creator" was. Yea well the first link on google is to a porn site. Oh joy.

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-04 08:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so..


Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 05:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only a demotion...

There was a torrent crackdown at my work not so long ago. The IT guys (one of which is my bf) did a search of everybody's laptops looking for any torrent related. It turns out that my company's directors are the worst offenders. IT are now not enforcing much of an IT policy.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-04 04:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cunt


Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-04 00:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

looks like we have a new high score for porn site hits. can't wait to get back in the office monday to try to set a new record

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-03 21:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

127 hits and only six reviews. Is that good or bad?

Where the fuck is everyone?


Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the shame!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Proof of Japanese business efficiency right here. If he worked 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, in July he was hitting a porn site every four seconds all work day every work day. I need that kind of internet access speed.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They must not have IT departments like most places here.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is Japan, the hub of all weird/bizzare porn. They're probably penalizing him for viewing stuff that was too softcore, or tha didn't involve tentacles or naked pokemon.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

good to see it's impossible to sack govt employees everywhere not just UK/US.




Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


The important question is this; which Uberuser will break that record?




Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.

Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
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