Fuck Movie Challenge (1086 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-05-04 14:06:45 EDT
The Challenge: Post a short video clip of you saying 'Fuck.' That's all. That's it. Use the title 'Fuck Movie.'
You can use a video camera, a digital camera, or a cell phone. You can show your face, your hand, your ass, or a shot of the local scenery. You can hide your face, disguise your voice, use filters, stand off camera, use your dog as a stand-in, or do it with claymation. You can say it in any language, even laughable ones like Klingon or German. The quality can be stellar or shit. It's your call. It can run as long as you like, but don't forget Uber's 3MB size limit.
If enough people do this I can post a montage with titles, credits, and a shitload of editing. Why? Everybody needs a montage!
Uber, get those cameras rolling. It's time to fuck for the first ubervideodirectory.
(And brace yourself for multiple reposts if I fuck this up...)
windfuck.mov (161 kB) [video/quicktime]
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
montage made me lol though
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 frame of ugliness. thank you
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Skrap! I tried one earlier, only I don't have a pool and it was vodka.
Fuck.
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Yo tengo vodka muy buena. You may pick your pool chair and have some if you're in the area.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Skrap! I tried one earlier, only I don't have a pool and it was vodka.
Fuck.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. Naga... Naga... Nagonna make a post of this.
Here you go, though. The toughest thing I've had to deal with all day.
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/faaaaahck.mpeg
I'll leave it to your editing skillzorz, but if the finished product runs really over Uber's 3MB limit let me know. I can host it for you. Email me - skrapmetal.at.ratpackcycles.com
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AWESOME. Thanks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. Naga... Naga... Nagonna make a post of this.
Here you go, though. The toughest thing I've had to deal with all day.
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/faaaaahck.mpeg
I'll leave it to your editing skillzorz, but if the finished product runs really over Uber's 3MB limit let me know. I can host it for you. Email me - skrapmetal.at.ratpackcycles.com
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-05 19:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-05 19:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 13:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry I came here looking for porn. Is that coming up in another post?
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this post title was very misleading for me...
now I sulk over what it could have been!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 01:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off...You're as bad as rob_fucking_berg.
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Sweet.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off...You're as bad as rob_fucking_berg.
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Shlongy is turning down his chance to camwhore yet again? Shocker.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
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Before they fucking fuck you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off...You're as bad as rob_fucking_berg.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking stupid.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
captivating
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
33 by my count. . .
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COME ON!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking ace.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that video. I just watched mine. Urgh , what a horrible creature i am...
lemme rethink posting that.
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Oh, I'm quite Rondo Hattonesque, just play with filters and lighting... you get the picture.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that video. I just watched mine. Urgh , what a horrible creature i am...
lemme rethink posting that.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Fifth Of Beethoven:
fuck fuck fuck fuck.... fuck fuck fuck fuck....
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUCCCKKKKKK!!
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 15:02:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fuck song set to beethovens 5th or no?
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Well, the first 20 notes or so might work...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 15:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting idea...a few questions though
Can we only say fuck once?
<That is preferred, but if you want to repeat, just remember will be doing the final montage with serious size limits and may have to edit your post to make it fit.>
Just the word fuck?
<Yes. We can always do a shit or Jesus H. Buttfucking Christ or Motherfuckin-cocksucker montage later.>
Can we do a short monologue consisting of nothing but variants of the word fuck?
<That might work...>
Is it permittited to say fuck several times in various locations?
<GOOD POINT - If you travel, a few fucks in different/famous locations would be great.
HIDDEN - SEND A FUCK FROM IRAQ NOW!
ALSO, EASTERNERS ALERT - HOW ABOUT A SNOW/RAIN/SHITWEATHER FUCK FOLLOWED BY A SPRINGTIME SUNSHINE FUCK IN THE EXACT SAME LOCATION A MONTH OR TWO FROM NOW?>
Can I get several people to say fuck all at once for the camera?
<I'd prefer uberusers, but if they register...>
I mean seriously...what the fuck?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah..this should be good
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fuck song set to beethovens 5th or no?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure. Sounds good.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fuck, fuck, motha motha fuck," would apply or does it need to be one singular "fuck"?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting idea...a few questions though
Can we only say fuck once?
Just the word fuck?
Can we do a short monologue consisting of nothing but variants of the word fuck?
Is it permittited to say fuck several times in various locations?
Can I get several people to say fuck all at once for the camera?
I mean seriously...what the fuck?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
on my next post (which will probably go up tomorrow) i will post a kind of voicewhore video, but the fuck video will have to wait. As of right now I plan on doing one though
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This idea is kinda retarded.
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Agreed. But a montage running at a minute or two and consisting of nothing but uberusers from around the world saying 'fuck' has the potential to be hilarious - even more so when shitfaced.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your posts the more and more I read them. Hold for my fuck movie, the imagination is running riot.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This idea is kinda retarded.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw, I can give this some time if you need time. And remember the montage can ALWAYS be updated with late fuck posts.