Stolen from deathmobile (252 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by cerpin_taxt (View user info) at 2008-05-05 02:18:55 EDT
Slob on my knob when I'm droppin a deuce
We on the shitter and I'm spraying my juice
It aint funny but you know how I do
This shits more fucked up than Dr. Seuss
I get some drinks in you and you're up for anything
Drunk ho on the floor in a g-string
C'mon shorty we gon' drop it like its hott
Shittin and sprayin if you ready or not
Come on bitch, get on your knees
I ate some pizza and I'm ready to squeeze
The stink is comin gonna make you gag
Pass out so fast like you've got jet
lag
Ten inches long, and ten inches thick
Believe me, I aint talkin bout my dick
That shits so nasty it'll make you sick
But I'm still gonna make you suck my dick
Ha, ha ha, you dirty mother fucker
Get on your knees like a good cock sucker
Goin around givin head to who knows who
Lie back, relax, while I shit on you
You make the Hilton sisters look like mother fucking saints
Suck my dick while I shit, Ima bust in your face
Choke on my dick till your face goes green
Bitch, back off, get some fuckin Listerine
Nah, I aint gonna let you off the hook
If you argue, I'll make you do that Kama Sutra book
Shook? I'm not fucking surprised
I'm just curious how you see with all that cum in your eyes
Ho, whats up? You wanna take a ride?
Hop on my dick and I'll show you a good time
Call up Ripley's cause I don't believe it
She sucked my dick while I shit and she still didn't spit
OOOOOHHHH!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-05 09:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't steal anything again.
Ever.
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I'm going to have to disagree on this one. I think the author should steal Dick Cheney's gun and shoot himself in the crotch until dead.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-05 09:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't steal anything again.
Ever.
Submitted by cerpin_taxt (user info) at 2008-05-05 08:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.purevolume.com/codenamerevolution
stolen?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-05 05:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stolen from eminem: fuck you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-05 05:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah... That was... Erm... Really, REALLY shit.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-05 03:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Were you dropped on your head as a small child, or what?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 03:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-05 03:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-05 03:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read all of three lines
It wasn't my bag
And i get the impression
That you are a...
cuntmonkey.