Uber Picture Contest...WIN MONIEZ (1728 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-05-05 14:08:49 EDT
I'm fucking great, thanks for asking.
Here's a contest.
First person to identify what is pictured below (GENERAL description) wins.
Winner gets $20 paypal. Direct from me. No ?'s asked.
Submit answers in your review below. Only 1 guess per participant.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...go.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:28:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:05:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:36:37 EDT (#)
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IT'S AN AUTOPSY OF YOUR SHRIVELED NUTS WHEN YOU DIE AT 40, JUICER!
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Keep thinking I use steroids you daft faggot.
Even at 100% natural I could ball you up and throw you from Alberta to Cuba.
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so you're saying you're not 100% natural?
thanks for the confirmation, juicer
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:21:11 EDT (#)
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a)Cancerous Colon
b)Internal photography from your last hernia surgery.
c)Your kiddie porn stash covered in ice cream because your girlfriend(ORLY?) found it and got pissed off at "that time of the month" just as she was eating some Tin Roof Sundae and smooshed it all over the cover issue from the June 1985 issue of "Boy's World." What a blow to your collection.
d)Refuse from a cheap fried chicken shack that you found out back behind the dumpster, but before you get to Ol Fred the hobo.
e)Something Completely Different
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:12:58 EDT (#)
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It's a satellite image of Bigfoot's house.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:05:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:36:37 EDT (#)
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IT'S AN AUTOPSY OF YOUR SHRIVELED NUTS WHEN YOU DIE AT 40, JUICER!
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Keep thinking I use steroids you daft faggot.
Even at 100% natural I could ball you up and throw you from Alberta to Cuba.
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:36:37 EDT (#)
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IT'S AN AUTOPSY OF YOUR SHRIVELED NUTS WHEN YOU DIE AT 40, JUICER!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:05:25 EDT (#)
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It's an oyster.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-05 22:42:00 EDT (#)
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It's a Rorschach test. You're all certifiably nuts.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-05 22:31:05 EDT (#)
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Your ear canal after I blew my load in it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-05 22:20:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:00:24 EDT (#)
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cave wall
bam
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-0515:00:11 EDT (#)
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Looks like the white, calcaceous rock deposit that forms inside caves. Looks like frosting when it collects. Miles' Cave in Minnesota has tons of it.
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oathmeal, if he's just going to give the money away, i think you'll find that i would have won if i posted 14 seconds earlier.
"cave wall bam" is just as specific as "looks like blah blah blah".
i think with this +2 you will see it my way.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-05 21:59:05 EDT (#)
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Donate the money to the Minnesota Land Trust: http://www.mnland.org/ or the ASPCA. I'll take Karma over paypal.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-05-05 21:49:54 EDT (#)
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Direct rip off of my idea!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115600
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 21:23:42 EDT (#)
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Lunger FTW!!!!!!!
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-05 21:19:49 EDT (#)
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Oh...I see...$20.
Cool
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-05 21:17:38 EDT (#)
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Looks like variegated amorphous hydrated silicon dioxide speleothems on a calcite formation.
What do I win?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:55:59 EDT (#)
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i know that wasn't directed at me because my name is never capitalized.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:25:49 EDT (#)
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It's a cave. Looks like limestone and quartz.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-05 19:45:38 EDT (#)
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damn, i knew this too.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-05 19:15:50 EDT (#)
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ocean foam.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 17:35:51 EDT (#)
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Shit. I finally get to the top of the Heated list (even though that was not my intention)
only to be knocked off by a muscle-bound cretin posting pictures of what his hernia looked like after he tried to wrestle a volcano.
:)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-05 17:18:53 EDT (#)
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ehhh i was close
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 17:07:08 EDT (#)
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Beeltea, if you'll scroll down to where you submitted that guess, you'll see that up to that POINT, you WERE the closest guess.
Look at all the others!! TRICYCLE? I mean, come on.
Sorry if you weren't treated 'fairly' you whiny pussy.
:)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 17:03:53 EDT (#)
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dude, if it's fucking calcite why did you say "closest guess" to "lungs" and throw me way off-track? You could have just said nothing, or better yet, "not even close". This contest was fixed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:39:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:30:02 EDT (#)
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Did rob_berg just call me a "stupid head" instead of his usual "poopyhead"?
YOU'RE LOSING IT, UBER COCKSLINGER.
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I wonder if the old man shit his depends typing that zinger out?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:31:23 EDT (#)
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Method's mum's vagina?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:30:02 EDT (#)
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Did rob_berg just call me a "stupid head" instead of his usual "poopyhead"?
YOU'RE LOSING IT, UBER COCKSLINGER.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:24:47 EDT (#)
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And actually, icarus won it with this review:
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:00:11 EDT (#)
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Looks like the white, calcaceous rock deposit that forms inside caves. Looks like frosting when it collects. Miles' Cave in Minnesota has tons of it.
This photo was taken inside a cave in Wisconsin. It is in fact calcite (among other veins of mineral seepage).
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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Calcite may also be found in volcanic or mantle-derived rocks such as carbonatites, kimberlites, or rarely in peridotites.
Still. Let iccy take it
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:21:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:59:38 EDT (#)
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I believe it's called calcite: http://www.nps.gov/archive/wica/Speleothems.htm
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Winner.
Icarus, send me your paypal e-mail for immediate payment.
bretd9.at.gmail.com
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:19:03 EDT (#)
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I wonder if Shlongy is suffering a sandy vagina because I'm, like, totally e-winning.
Maybe his bald ugly STUPID little head will explode when he realizes that sad fact.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:12:50 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of a rob_berg post only amazingly, it's even gayer than that fucking idiot's posts.
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WHAT?
Come on.
There is no incessant blathering going on.
Not ONCE did he mention how much he likes interacting with the idiots of UBERSITE.
There e-wasn't an e-reference to e-things.
I doubt that any weed was consumed in the creation of this post.
Fuck yer gettin' weak old man. Maybe it's time for a vacation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:12:50 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of a rob_berg post only amazingly, it's even gayer than that fucking idiot's posts.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:08:44 EDT (#)
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I may or may not have had too much coffee at this point.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:08:40 EDT (#)
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give us the fucking answer already
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:07:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116480 <------BLT
She's new.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:07:10 EDT (#)
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i didn't know there was a user named banjo
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:06:22 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA
throwing Banjo under the bus, eh?
now who's the mean one?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:04:19 EDT (#)
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Go pick on Banjo if you're bored... leave me alone!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:03:40 EDT (#)
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BECAUSE I'M A BULLY.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:03:14 EDT (#)
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WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS RESORT TO NAME CALLING!??!?!?!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:02:18 EDT (#)
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no he fucking didn't, you dipshit.
i told you guys what it was just below his review.
god...women are so dumb.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:00:46 EDT (#)
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icarus just won 20 bucks methinks!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:59:38 EDT (#)
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I believe it's called calcite: http://www.nps.gov/archive/wica/Speleothems.htm
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:56:34 EDT (#)
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some tentacled octopus fungus monster.
whatever it is should be stopped immediately.
quick everybody, head to the caves. we'll be safe there. don't forget the tolet paper , we're gonna need it.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:36:47 EDT (#)
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Your under-cooked Swanson Dinner For One (Oysters and Macaroni and Cheese?) from last night?
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WINNER.
/sarcasm
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:49:58 EDT (#)
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that's your vagina
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:48:24 EDT (#)
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it's probably somethign really gross, but it reminds me of those ariel shots of salt bogs and stuff. I'm not sure if "salt bog" is the right term.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:40:05 EDT (#)
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Winner below.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:39:41 EDT (#)
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It's PEOPLE! PEOPLE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:36:47 EDT (#)
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Your under-cooked Swanson Dinner For One (Oysters and Macaroni and Cheese?) from last night?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:33:47 EDT (#)
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A diseased plant
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:27:49 EDT (#)
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pictographical prove of your colonoscopy after eating mexican food?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:17:50 EDT (#)
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that's ebola's stomach after gabbling with experima
or during
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:17:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:14:38 EDT (#)
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This is retarded picture fuck brain.
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Point made.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:15:04 EDT (#)
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What is that in the very bottom center that looks suspiciously like a cancerous nipple?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:14:38 EDT (#)
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This is retarded picture fuck brain.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:13:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:11:58 EDT (#)
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Is it a zit?
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Are you fucking retarded?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:11:58 EDT (#)
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Is it a zit?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:09:49 EDT (#)
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a thousand mating clams
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:09:23 EDT (#)
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The snakes or worms or whatever the fuck they are should be a clue...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:07:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:05:08 EDT (#)
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baking soda volcano. the ones americans do for Science Projects.
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Wrong.
(I find it funny how you failed to capitalize "Americans" yet did so for "Science Projects". You're fucking strange.)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:04:49 EDT (#)
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when are you going to finish no excuses fat ass? i was enjoying that.
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I'm working on installments #4 and #5 right now. They'll be bundled together in a finishing post for that series.
Stay tuned.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:06:04 EDT (#)
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A combination of magma, smegma, and Berg's danish?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:05:08 EDT (#)
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baking soda volcano. the ones americans do for Science Projects.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:04:49 EDT (#)
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when are you going to finish no excuses fat ass? i was enjoying that.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:56:34 EDT (#)
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Some sort of algae or plant-like thing that grows near an underwater volcano on the ocean floor. Very close up.
Yes No Maybe?
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No.
:(
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:00:24 EDT (#)
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cave wall
bam
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:00:11 EDT (#)
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Looks like the white, calcaceous rock deposit that forms inside caves. Looks like frosting when it collects. Miles' Cave in Minnesota has tons of it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:57:03 EDT (#)
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... One that you tried to punch your way out as a young Oathmeal.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:56:34 EDT (#)
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Some sort of algae or plant-like thing that grows near an underwater volcano on the ocean floor. Very close up.
Yes No Maybe?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:56:05 EDT (#)
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Its an uterus or an ovary.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:52:48 EDT (#)
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Ooops. My bad. The first glance was far too quick.
Upon further inspection, I have deduced the correct answer: the inside of MeTHod's mom's ass after Quint's loving.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:49:00 EDT (#)
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Easy...that's an ulcer.
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Wrong.
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO WIN TWO OF MY CONTESTS IN A ROW, CT.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:49:00 EDT (#)
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Easy...that's an ulcer.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:48:47 EDT (#)
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should've known.. the lack of handlebars is a big hint.
its a unicycle.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:47:55 EDT (#)
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Igneous rock
</nerd>
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:45:41 EDT (#)
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Skrap certainly has the most *ahem* 'active' imagination of you all.
It is not marshmallow and it's not any part of a fucking TRICYCLE, Einstein.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:45:07 EDT (#)
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eggplant parmesean
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:43:51 EDT (#)
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It's a dissected testis showing effects of 5 years HGH abuse.
Donate the money to the charity of your choice.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:41:43 EDT (#)
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ungh.
I think I coughed that up this morning.
God Damn sick people keep infecting me in the office. We should all get full paid leave until the plague bearers either heal or die off.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:41:15 EDT (#)
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You're all going to be upset when I start using a non-cob77 of that same picture.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:39:30 EDT (#)
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Please, both of you have been around long enough to recognize that url by now.
You're just mad because I got it right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:39:10 EDT (#)
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Your steroid-ridden heart?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:37:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:36:07 EDT (#)
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god damn it fallen
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:36:07 EDT (#)
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god damn it fallen
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:34:14 EDT (#)
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this time I got it.
http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:31:57 EDT (#)
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a tricycle that's been melted in a volcano
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:31:41 EDT (#)
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Hmm...
It's what happens when you drop your marshmallow on the bonfire.
Failing that, its you mum's vagina post-jizz.
The first is my guess, the 2nd is simply because I couldn't help myself.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:30:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:26:35 EDT (#)
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volcano?
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NEW CLOSEST GUESS.
No more hints.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:28:39 EDT (#)
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mesothelioma
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:28:25 EDT (#)
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emphysema
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:26:01 EDT (#)
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Closest guess below.
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thats gangsta
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:26:35 EDT (#)
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volcano?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:26:01 EDT (#)
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Closest guess below.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:25:37 EDT (#)
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my lungs.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:23:13 EDT (#)
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simple.
its a wtfsrsly, just like it says when you mouse over it.
See? wtfsrsly.jpg
where's my money?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:20:57 EDT (#)
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A danish?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:16:48 EDT (#)
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a tricycle?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:16:16 EDT (#)
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My lunch :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:15:54 EDT (#)
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well its either brain cancer, or an ice cream sundae...