Various Camwhore Reactions To Ubersite (1448 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-05-06 00:30:01 EDT
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-22 22:17:47 EDT (#)
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you look like Satan on crack
hugs and kisses
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-21 04:03:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116575#2706880
Funniest reply ever. You can be such a dumb cunt sometimes.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:28:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:28:15 PDT (#)
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Not only is it bad Feng Shui to have a mirror opposite your bed, but to have it at the FOOT of your bed is HORRIBLY vain
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ALL THE BETTER TO WITNESS THE ANAL PENETRATION....
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-08 02:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:52:19 EDT (#)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXhKzs0bw
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lolz
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the first 15 seconds are fucking hilarious
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that is awesome
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2008-05-08 01:27:09 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Transformers shirt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:44:31 EDT (#)
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OK...I laughed, Hiddenez III.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:49:20 EDT (#)
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Lol you used a photo from this series as your facebook photo.
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STALKER
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:52:19 EDT (#)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXhKzs0bw
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lolz
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the first 15 seconds are fucking hilarious
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:52:19 EDT (#)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXhKzs0bw
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lolz
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:52:19 EDT (#)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXhKzs0bw
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:50:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:27:02 EDT (#)
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No offense, but you look like a girl I know.
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LOL
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:27:02 EDT (#)
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No offense, but you look like a girl I know.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 13:59:04 EDT (#)
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You're such a handsome man.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-06 13:44:30 EDT (#)
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Hey Caul. In that second picture you look like Peter Stormare - as one of the "nihilists" in The Big Lebowski.
See also - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv157ZIInUk
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-06 13:41:22 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about CatWoman (below)
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Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-06 13:06:13 EDT (#)
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+2 for being a beautiful man.
& canadian if im not mistaken.
:)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:54:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:28:15 PDT (#)
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Not only is it bad Feng Shui to have a mirror opposite your bed, but to have it at the FOOT of your bed is HORRIBLY vain
no way dude!
what could be better if you are caul than waking up and the first thing you see is his beautiful face?
it'd be almost impossible to have a bad day.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:43:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:28:15 PDT (#)
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Not only is it bad Feng Shui to have a mirror opposite your bed, but to have it at the FOOT of your bed is HORRIBLY vain.
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Watching yourself fuck isn't vain, its kinky fun.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:29:39 EDT (#)
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Despite the fact that I am +2ing pictures of a gay man, I will admit we both agree about Rob Berg's snoozefests disguised as posts.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:43:20 EDT (#)
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I still want to smack you on your ass.
Old, trecherous women like me do that, you see.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:27:19 EDT (#)
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+2 for the t-shirt
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:27:04 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:18:21 EDT (#)
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Traaaansformers, robots iiiin disguise
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:48:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/french_crackheads_gone_wild.html
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:43:10 EDT (#)
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... from the boys section
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:38:19 EDT (#)
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nothing says "hot" like a faded Transformers t-shirt.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:11:52 EDT (#)
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ahahahahhahaa
Nevermind pickle, I'm sure you will be back up to speed in no time. I can't stand jogging though. I used to love running, then I got the girls and any attempt at running results in black eyes and blue knees.
I really want to go swimming tonight aswell, but I hate swimming pools, so it would have to be the sea, which is still bloody cold.
I'm feeling damn pleased with myself, my bottom has ceased to wobble if I do have to run anywhere. I feel very guilty for letting things slip for so long. all it takes is toning up.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:02:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:34:45 EDT (#)
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toshi, that's my facial hair after not shaving for a week and a half.
littlemonster, i mostly lost muscle weight due to various sickness. i used to work 6 days a week. i haven't done any exercise in the last two months except for that pathetic attempt at jogging yesterday. having a girl tell you "it's ok honey, we'll go at your rhytm" is really shameful. 8-|
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:33:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:01:30 EDT (#)
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Still pretty!
You have lost weight though darling. Due to sickness? Vanity? Have a pie.
On a unrelated note, I went cycling in the newforest yesterday and my legs have a yummy ache about them. Seriously offroad for 15miles in the middle of the trail made things burn. Good fun though. Sorry for burbling, but I'm off in a canoe camping trip this weekend and I'm jiggy about it.
Summer is here and activity and sport are taking over my life! THANKFUCK
Anyway.....have a pie pretty man.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-06 07:43:40 EDT (#)
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LOOK AT CAUL
HE'S WEARING A TRANSFORMERS SHIRT
HE'S TRYING TO FIT IN WITH NERDS
LULZ11!!!ONE
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-06 07:30:09 EDT (#)
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GO HABS GO!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-06 06:06:28 EDT (#)
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You handsome bastard.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 06:03:53 EDT (#)
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The Berg posts - hilarious.
What, no fuck en français for the montage?
It's 3 am. What the fuck am I doing on uber?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-06 03:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 03:47:47 EDT (#)
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I reckon if you let your facial hair grow for a week your face would be engulfed by a mass of bush.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-06 02:52:17 EDT (#)
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Caul, now that I've seen your awesome transformers t shirt I fancy you too. Bum sex?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-06 02:28:15 EDT (#)
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Not only is it bad Feng Shui to have a mirror opposite your bed, but to have it at the FOOT of your bed is HORRIBLY vain.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-06 02:24:44 EDT (#)
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Hey man AWESOME TRANSFORMERS SHIRT!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 02:23:31 EDT (#)
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I wish I was as much of a camwhore as you are :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 02:00:22 EDT (#)
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NO ONE COMMENTS MY AWESOME TRANSFORMERS SHIRT!
it was at a party called "construction boots, shorts and ugly shirt" we all had boots, shorts and a funny top. the winner won the "Cretons Cup" one of the best party i've had. even girls got into it. hard for people to take themselves seriously when looking so stupid.
some people had pretty ugly and fucked up outfits. mine was one of the most boring :-(
my brother amost won by wearing a Philadelphia Flyers jersey while we watched them eleminate the Habs but some dude had built a shirt with synthetic grass so naturally, he deserved the cup.
with that blog entry done...good night
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:50:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:21:12 EDT (#)
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So they're not just singling you out then? You must live in a pretty fucked up place. I'd feel pretty low in myself, being hit on like that all the time.
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i often get hit on by women as well. should i feel low about this too? humans want to fuck other humans. nothing new there. fags in large numbers just tend to be way too vocal and persitent about it, which is annoying for me and the person i'm with. that's all there is to it.
anyway, i'm not sure where you're going with this but my ham sandwich tastes good so i guess it's ok.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:45:12 EDT (#)
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Alter Bridge
"Broken Wings"
Fight the fight alone
When the world is full of victims
Dims a fading light
In our souls
Leave the peace alone
How we all are slowly changing
Dims a fading light
In our souls
In my opinion seeing is to know
The things we hold
Are always purge to go
And who's to say
We won't end up alone
[CHORUS]
On broken wings I'm falling
And it won't be long
The skin on me is burning
By the fires of the sun
On skinned knees
I'm bleeding
And it won't be long
I've got to find that meaning
I'll search for so long
Cry ourselves to sleep
We will sleep alone forever
Will you lay me down
In the same place with all I love
Mend the broken homes
Care for them they are our brothers
Save the fading light in our souls
In my opinion seeing is to know
What you give
Will always carry you
And who's to say
We won't survive it too
[CHORUS]
Set a-free all
Relying on their will
To make me all that I am
And all that I'll be
Set a-free all
Will fall between the cracks
With memories of all that I am
And all that I'll be
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:43:26 EDT (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
...but +2 me.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:42:38 EDT (#)
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j'la comprend pas...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:38:05 EDT (#)
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You're a really pretty woman...stop camwhoring yourself out to these vultures.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:21:23 EDT (#)
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FatVille, USA
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Those are the towns that voted for George W. Bush.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:21:12 EDT (#)
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So they're not just singling you out then? You must live in a pretty fucked up place. I'd feel pretty low in myself, being hit on like that all the time.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:19:59 EDT (#)
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maybe not in FatVille, USA
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hahahahaha.
You know, I'm an American, and I don't think I could get fat if I tried. In fact, when I was young, I DID try to gain weight by eating raw egg milkshakes and wheat germ, in addition to my regular meals, and it just didn't take. The most I ever weighed was 165, and that was when I was married and my wife fed me all the time .
So the stereotype of fat Americans kind of bugs me.
That said, there sure as hell are an assload of fat, stupid fucktits in this country.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:16:19 EDT (#)
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bothering me as in "do i look gay?"
if that is the question...no. i walk on the street and i look like most guys my age. maybe not in FatVille, USA, but here, yes.
and fags think straight guys are a "challenge". according to them, anyway.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:13:39 EDT (#)
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Does it bother you that you seem to be a magnet for all these fags?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:08:31 EDT (#)
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everybody around him knew about that story already.
so it was no surprise.
he didn't know they know though so his face got more red than when he chokes himself masturbating to kiddy porn.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:07:47 EDT (#)
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Alter Bridge Lyrics:
"Before Tomorrow Comes."
I couldn't sleep I had to listen
To a conscience knowing so well
That nothing comes from indifference
I look inside of myself
Will I find some kind of conviction?
Will I bid the hero farewell?
Will I be defined by things that could have been?
I guess time will only tell
I guess time will only tell
[Chorus:]
So don't let it be
Before tomorrow comes
Before you turn away
Take the hand in need
Before tomorrow comes
You could change everything
I curse my worth and every comfort
That blinded me for way too long
Damn it all I'll make a difference from now on
Cause I'm wide awake to it all
Cause I'm wide awake to it all
[Chorus]
Does anyone care it ain't right what we're doing?
Does anyone care it ain't right where we're going?
Does anyone dare justify how we're living?
Does anyone here care at all?
[Chorus]
We could be so much more than we are
We could be so much more than we are
We could be so much more than we are
Oh this much I know
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:07:07 EDT (#)
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then he started being a creepy fuck again so i yelled out loud "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU!!!" (everybody heard it)
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Fucking awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 01:03:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:51:14 EDT (#)
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I remember reading that post. So whatever happened to that guy? What did you do?
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he left last week because his contract was terminated after i went to my various managers.
he never knew it was because of me, but he did know i went to my bosses so he calmed down.
he slowly started talking back to me. i had loads of fun helping find him explanations and consolations for what happened to his contract while i knew it was me. >:-D
then he started being a creepy fuck again so i yelled out loud "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU!!!" (everybody heard it) then offered him a beating outside whispering in his ears.
he seemed so nervous and confused, his body temp must have cured his AIDS. GREAT FUN!
i've stopped going at the gym where i went too. lots of fags think they're above social norms.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:53:05 EDT (#)
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*sounds
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:52:50 EDT (#)
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Soungs like it's time to quit drinking, Froggie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:52:00 EDT (#)
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no, my girlfriend did.
i can't paint or draw or even write for shit.
MY HANDS SHAKE A LOT ALL THE TIME! :-(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:51:14 EDT (#)
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I remember reading that post. So whatever happened to that guy? What did you do?
When I was a kid in Texas I used to surf, all the time, and I wore brightly colored clothes. Sometimes pink shirts, too.
That shit don't fly in Texas, man, even if you're a surfer.
And gay guys would always hit on me, too.
:-(
I always felt so....so....so....
UNCLEAN!
<sobs>
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:47:26 EDT (#)
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Did you paint that picture above the mirror yourself?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:44:00 EDT (#)
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i'm not gay neither am i french, but i'll be wahetever you want me to be, honey.
i used to have gay friends, but living in a gay neighborhood has made me quite homophobic lately.
especially since this http://www.ubersite.com/m/115828 and quite a few other episodes.
TIP FOR THE SEXUALLY CONFUSED: HANG OUT WITH FAGS! IT'S A TURN OFF!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:41:58 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:39:02 EDT (#)
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On a totally unrelated note, this band fucking rocks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWziAmy1O1o&feature=related
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:38:13 EDT (#)
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when I was married to my second wife, the neighbors across the street were lesbians, and the guys in the house behind ours were gay. The gay guys were fucking hilarious and we loved to go party with them.
The lesbians; not so much. Those bitches were fucking evil.
I guess what I'm saying, Sir Caul, is that it's fine that you're a pillow biter, cause I'm sure you're a goddamn riot in person!
:-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:35:29 EDT (#)
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I USE CUM CUZ IM GHEY! LOL
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:34:35 EDT (#)
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Another Caulain camwhore:
http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/S21305.jpg
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:32:28 EDT (#)
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Yer purdy. I wanna fuck yer mouth.
Do you use gel or something in your hair?
Fag.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:30:59 EDT (#)
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OMG! BY BED IS SLASHED IN HALVES!!111