WOOO! VPT - Vacation Picture Tuesday (1004 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2008-05-06 08:06:28 EDT
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 16:46:40 EDT (#)
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you know the dunes in Maryland are protected? All of them. Supposedly the nesting grounds of the Piping Plover and shan't be disturbed.
THE SAND DUNES CANNOT BE TROD UPON.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-08 00:17:05 EDT (#)
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President Johnson was such a douchebag.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:56:18 EDT (#)
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if you do it right we won't have to clean up your mess. your body will sink into the lake never to be seen again. a favor to us all i'm sure.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:35:56 EDT (#)
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If I ever go to Wisconsin, it will be to kill myself. Probably by jumping from one of the many "scenic" lighthouses.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:16:33 EDT (#)
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There's not a single person in any one of your pictures. You should take that as a warning signal: get help before it's too late. At least, that's what they told me before it was too late.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 13:25:11 EDT (#)
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nic pix yo
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:56:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:48:02 BST (#)
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who the hell is jimmy? if it's the guy who was above me it's likely cause it sucked ass and dropped below the threshold to stay on the front page.
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That's what I wanted to know, didn't realise there was a threshold before something sunk below an acceptable level of shitness. Clever Ubersite.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:48:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:36:23 EDT (#)
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you went on holiday to wisconsin?
jesus.
if that's your idea of a holiday where do you actually live? inside a trash compactor?
Now, that was funny ! Seems like a nice holiday actually.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:48:02 EDT (#)
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who the hell is jimmy? if it's the guy who was above me it's likely cause it sucked ass and dropped below the threshold to stay on the front page.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:46:30 EDT (#)
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What's happened to Jimmy's post? Disappeared...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:42:58 EDT (#)
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I live in wisconsin, this was a quick weekend trip. I have travelled quite a bit, England, Iceland, Mexico, Canada, Portugal but seriously there's so much to see and do in the US if you're willing to look for it that I don't have to go somewhere totally exotic to chill and run away from life for a few days. Shit, give me a weekend at the cabin 'up north' fishing, drinking beer, camp firing, shooting guns and four wheeling, a perfect pretend to be a redneck weekend.
what can i say? if the company is good enough it doesn't take much to entertain me.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:41:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:36:23 EDT (#)
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you went on holiday to wisconsin?
jesus.
if that's your idea of a holiday where do you actually live? inside a trash compactor?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:25:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:35:05 BST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:25:59 EDT (#)
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Please don't be bad to Hurty. He's too cute to be bad to.
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Cute? His hair is receeding and has funny eyes, ive seen cuter crayfish with machine guns.
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At least I don't have a haircut like Sonic the fucking hedgehog.
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To see proper use of irony is such a rare thing these days.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:35:05 BST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:25:59 EDT (#)
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Please don't be bad to Hurty. He's too cute to be bad to.
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Cute? His hair is receeding and has funny eyes, ive seen cuter crayfish with machine guns.
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At least I don't have a haircut like Sonic the fucking hedgehog.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:03:59 EDT (#)
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Pfft. Tourists.
Just kidding really, I want my vacation so bad I've been thinking of calling in sick every day for the last month.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:55:15 EDT (#)
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All animals should be in cages.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:55:00 EDT (#)
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On a serious note I am amazed that we still suffer countrysides, woodland and all the associated menaces that went with them. Our ancestors made great strides in eliminating wolves, bears and virtually all other dangerous or annoying animals from our most United Kingdom, but ever since the government got wishy washy with badgers it has all been downhill.
The other day I was sitting in my friend's house and there was a squirral in his back garden! What the fuck, you know? These things are running around wild just meters from where we live! They're dangerous too. Besides their nasty little claws they're carriers of disease.
It's only a small island and it would be so easy to concrete over the whole lot and kill everything that has more than 2 legs. We'd have gotten away with it as well, if it hadn't been for that darn Beatrics Potter!
I guess you Americans don't have much say in the matter seing as your land is so big and overgrown, but we're so close here that it is painful.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:51:25 EDT (#)
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oh Berty, in addition to rocks and trees this vacation also included historic lighthouses, a gigantic body of water slightly reminiscent of the ocean, good food, and lots of time spent with a girl. AND a gigantic sand dune! ok, so like i said the sand dunes weren't all that exciting really especially cause they're all "don't climb on the dunes cause they'll get wrecked". i mean really, isn't the point of a giant ass sand dune to climb on it and jump around in the sand? instead we were confined to a path they built to the top where there was an observation deck looking out over lake michigan.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:49:34 EDT (#)
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No hurries, no worries. Take your time.
I like lighthouses for the technology of the era. High-intensity light sources, fresnel lenses and such, making buildings storm-proof and yet tall, that kind of thing.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:48:39 EDT (#)
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monkey trees are cool and monkey rocks.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:44:24 EDT (#)
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i don't think you're alone in that Berty. I grew up in the Black Hills of SD so we were constantly biking, hiking and rock climbing and, well, that involves a lot of rocks and trees and scenery type stuff. In defense of rocks and trees I will say that an afternoon hking through them is far better spent than one spent in front of a screen. i considered forresty as a job, maybe i just have an overdeveloped appreciation for boring ass nature.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:41:45 EDT (#)
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skrap it's getting close. I'm sorry it's taken so long but it's just slow due to the nature of the work. I'll be in touch soon.
the lighthouses were neat. the cana island lighthouse was orriginally built with brick but the environment was damaging it so quickly that they sheather it in iron. apparently the water has at times been above the keepers house during storms. we went to the top and it was so incredibly windy up there that it felt like it had when I was skydiving but it was incredibly beautiful. The lamp for the lighthouse is now 3 halogen bulbs that the orriginal frensel lens focuses to a beam that can be seen for 18 miles. pretty incredible really.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:41:36 EDT (#)
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Actually I know it may be a bit of a controversial point of view but I honestly do think that trees and rocks are seriously boring.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:37:37 EDT (#)
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Looks like a good time. Lighthouses are pretty neat. Good choice to go when the crowd is smaller. More to see and less of a fight to see it.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:35:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:25:59 EDT (#)
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Please don't be bad to Hurty. He's too cute to be bad to.
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Cute? His hair is receeding and has funny eyes, ive seen cuter crayfish with machine guns.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:31:31 EDT (#)
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Scourge, it is overrun in the summer and early fall. unfortunately those are the best months since the trees come into their own and really show off, especially in the fall but going in early spring or late fall you can enjoy the area without having to deal with all the tourists. we didn't see another person on any of the trails we hiked so we pretty much had it to ourselves.
It might seem a boring trip and, really, unless you enjoy hiking and just enjoying the scenery it might not be all that entertaining as there are no large towns to offer metropolitan options but i also had my girlfreind with so although we spent a lot of time exploring there was also a lot of time spent just enjoying each others company.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:25:59 EDT (#)
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Please don't be bad to Hurty. He's too cute to be bad to.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:23:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:21:36 EDT (#)
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Whilst Hurty is both Scottish and suffers from an eating disorder, he is actually a top lad.
He's also not thin skinned, which is an admirable quality. Don't you agree?
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Yes i concur. I still think he's a cunt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:22:15 EDT (#)
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Door County is nice. I haven't been in...shit, a decade now I guess. I hear it's entirely overrun with tourists and part timers now.
My slippers are a nice herringbone patterned brownish greay material. They're lovely.
I'm no kind of minority. I'm an over-privileged white man.
Think I covered all the bases there.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:21:36 EDT (#)
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Whilst Hurty is both Scottish and suffers from an eating disorder, he is actually a top lad.
He's also not thin skinned, which is an admirable quality. Don't you agree?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:20:20 EDT (#)
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I like seeing pictures of other peoples holidays, it helps me decide where I don't want to go.
This look ok though.
Berty darling, I met the man of my dreams this weekend on the train. Sadly he fell asleep and snored so loud he couldn't hear me trying to introduce myself.
*wipes tears on sleave*
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:14:21 EDT (#)
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Twas very lucky you had a copy handy.
I would imagine HurtByTheSon could pick up some handy hints from you. He seems to be a right miserable blighter. Quite frankly I think he deserves some sweet chin music, not from me you understand because that old hound has rabies. But you know, he needs to be taken in hand and given a jolly good spanking.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:08:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:04:25 EDT (#)
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Is it gay if you cross your fingers and close your eyes whilst you suck cock?
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*thumbs through 'Barry Bignell's Rules for Boys'"
As long as your bollocks don't come into contact you're fine, apparerntly.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:04:25 EDT (#)
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Is it gay if you cross your fingers and close your eyes whilst you suck cock?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:56:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:40:17 EDT (#)
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That's cold, man. That's the last thing anyone ever said to Princess Diana, did you know that?
Seriously. It is the Black Spot of high society.
You say all this to me just because I hope that you are a magnificent, 7-foot tall, amazon with darkly burnished skin and obsidian eyes full of fire?
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I meant she would shake your hand and say it must be tough for your 'sort'
You can hope all you like darling but im a warrior prince with wild hair and even wilder loin cloths.
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Right you are.
*files Toshi under 'Homosexuals'*
I guess with that then we can all rest easy in the knowledge that we are all minorities.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:40:17 EDT (#)
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That's cold, man. That's the last thing anyone ever said to Princess Diana, did you know that?
Seriously. It is the Black Spot of high society.
You say all this to me just because I hope that you are a magnificent, 7-foot tall, amazon with darkly burnished skin and obsidian eyes full of fire?
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I meant she would shake your hand and say it must be tough for your 'sort'
You can hope all you like darling but im a warrior prince with wild hair and even wilder loin cloths.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:40:17 EDT (#)
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<3 don't take that the wrong way!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:40:17 EDT (#)
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That's cold, man. That's the last thing anyone ever said to Princess Diana, did you know that?
Seriously. It is the Black Spot of high society.
You say all this to me just because I hope that you are a magnificent, 7-foot tall, amazon with darkly burnished skin and obsidian eyes full of fire?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:39:43 EDT (#)
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YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:34:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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Indeed Toshi, you should be ashamed of yourself. Brdn can say what he wants because he is an athelete who earned his fame with pain and I am a black Englishman in a wheelchair which gives me carte blanche to say whatever I like.
So mind your manners, you waspish negress.
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Sorry, have you contracted gay aidz too? If so you have top trumps dear sir....... and I expect you to be patronised by the queen very soon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:27:45 EDT (#)
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Also you have actually, genuinely, confused me with Dervel in regards to headgear.
That is funny, just so you know.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:27:26 EDT (#)
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hahaha berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:20:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:14:08 EDT (#)
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incidently i've found a pair of slippers with a slight heel really bring out the muscle definition in my calves.
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Suddenly you appear very gay. Very gay indeed.
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that WAS kinda the joke. I mean, if we're gonna yammer on about slippers and my, apparently, weird looking legs i thought I might as well have SOME fun with it.
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Indeed Toshi, you should be ashamed of yourself. Brdn can say what he wants because he is an athelete who earned his fame with pain and I am a black Englishman in a wheelchair which gives me carte blanche to say whatever I like.
So mind your manners, you waspish negress.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:21:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:19:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:15:58 EDT (#)
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Berty would look good with a hat made out of slippers.
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Hi, we haven't met before. I'm Berty.
You may have confused me with that chap who actually looks good in hats; Tiger Woods.
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Hi, Im feeling great.
I can imagine you shooting people with pistols. Wearing a flat cap.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:20:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:14:08 EDT (#)
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incidently i've found a pair of slippers with a slight heel really bring out the muscle definition in my calves.
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Suddenly you appear very gay. Very gay indeed.
that WAS kinda the joke. I mean, if we're gonna yammer on about slippers and my, apparently, weird looking legs i thought I might as well have SOME fun with it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:19:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:15:58 EDT (#)
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Berty would look good with a hat made out of slippers.
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Hi, we haven't met before. I'm Berty.
You may have confused me with that chap who actually looks good in hats; Tiger Woods.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:11:16 EDT (#)
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haha, well, i'll just move on. the one picture you've seen my legs in really only involved one leg and it was a weird angle to grab the tat. After 24 years of soccer, 17 years of snowboarding, mountain biking, and hiking my legs have turned into all kinds of awsome and i am often complimented by the fairer sex. Perhaps you're not used to seeing muscle on legs being in a wheel chair and all. have yours atrophied into little twiggy things, fish belly white from years of hiding under a blanket?
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Actually yes, they have. In spite of that though, your legs are still weirder looking than mine.
Seriously, it's like somebody pooed in 2 paper bags and then painted them flesh coloured.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:15:58 EDT (#)
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Berty would look good with a hat made out of slippers.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:14:08 EDT (#)
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incidently i've found a pair of slippers with a slight heel really bring out the muscle definition in my calves.
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Suddenly you appear very gay. Very gay indeed.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:14:08 EDT (#)
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incidently i've found a pair of slippers with a slight heel really bring out the muscle definition in my calves.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:11:54 EDT (#)
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I sure love my slippers.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:11:16 EDT (#)
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haha, well, i'll just move on. the one picture you've seen my legs in really only involved one leg and it was a weird angle to grab the tat. After 24 years of soccer, 17 years of snowboarding, mountain biking, and hiking my legs have turned into all kinds of awsome and i am often complimented by the fairer sex. Perhaps you're not used to seeing muscle on legs being in a wheel chair and all. have yours atrophied into little twiggy things, fish belly white from years of hiding under a blanket?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:02:18 EDT (#)
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my legs are weird? they're toned ass footy legs, how could you say such a thing? you make me sad. would they look better with slippers on my feets?
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*reads message*
*looks out of window*
*takes sip of tea*
No.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:02:18 EDT (#)
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my legs are weird? they're toned ass footy legs, how could you say such a thing? you make me sad. would they look better with slippers on my feets?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:00:19 EDT (#)
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I put on my slippers and dressing gown as soon as I get in the door.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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I had slippers until I was 12, I then decided slippers were not cool. Now ive decdided im not cool ,im wearing slippers again.
Red slippers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:59:51 EDT (#)
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I'm glad you didn't camwhore to be honest; your legs are weird looking.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:58:54 EDT (#)
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while the dune wasn't all that entertaining to look at the hike back to it and to the top was beautiful. sometimes the trip is as much about the journey as the destination you know?
Door county is really known for it's incredible color in the fall as the birch, maple, beech and aspen change to provide an incredible display. I'd never been up there and my girlfriend surprised me with the weekend spent there taking care of all the arrangements so it was a pretty great trip as far as I was concerned. I meant to include a camwhore but then couldn't be arsed to make my canvas just that little bit bigger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:58:17 EDT (#)
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Slippers aren't just for rich people and the elderly anymore. I'm bringing slippers back to the masses.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:47:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:44:23 EDT (#)
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I read The Guardian and I don't have any slippers. Too poor.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:42:43 EDT (#)
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Needs more camwhore.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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Oh fuck off crater face. What is with you huh?? You try and act like the internet rebel when we all know you read the daily mail, wear slippers and fart in your 'girlfriends' face for 'giggles'
Balls to you I say.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:28:09 EDT (#)
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Christ, you're not even being fucking subtle anymore.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:27:06 EDT (#)
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sorry HurtByTheSon
;)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:25:23 EDT (#)
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Toshi is a fucking idiot who can't spell. I bet you wanted your user name to be Yoshi but fucked that up too.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:20:48 EDT (#)
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You forget, If HurtByTheSon doesn't post something, then its not good.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:19:15 EDT (#)
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Sorry I'm not jizzing myself over sand.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:19:02 EDT (#)
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Pretty dull but not terrible.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:14:32 EDT (#)
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If you're handing out pussy I'll take some
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:09:55 EDT (#)
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Hurt by the sun needs some pussy.
Or something.
Pull the cob outta yer asshole, dude.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:09:20 EDT (#)
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Wisconsin = Michigan & Vice Versa.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:08:12 EDT (#)
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A pile of sand really does sound like a terrible 'attraction'.