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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2008-05-06 15:04:32 EDT
I just spent like... 20 minutes... compiling a list of posts from uberers that I've met that I thought consider funny/interesting/amusing. I'd have gone on, but it got fucking boring, so I stopped. I'd write some fiction (like I used to http://www.ubersite.com/m/44532 http://www.ubersite.com/m/84435 http://www.ubersite.com/m/50150 http://www.ubersite.com/m/44771 ) if I was able. It's either the medication I'm on that holds me back or the fact that I don't get drunk and uber anymore.
I actually DID get on uber a few weeks ago while I was drunk. Holy fuck was that a mistake. However, I did get Shandy to call me, so that was a bonus. It was odd going on uber the day after that. I kept seeing reviews that I wrote, and thinking "When did I write this shit???" and realizing I had done it in the midst of my drunken debauchery the night before.
Anyway, on to the post...
polyamorousaj is dying for notoriety on ubersite. He wants to be an A-lister so bad that he has traveled to Texas to hang out with the A-lister himself, Apollo. After the trip he made a point of calling me and telling me about all of the champagne and crazy parties Apollo had. He told me how great it was to watch "football" with Apollo. He told me how great Apollos girlfriend was. How great his pool was. Etc etc etc...
However, he has a post worth mentioning: http://www.ubersite.com/m/61440
And then you have Method, who, according to Perkman is the "Prince of Ubersite". He has the notoriety that Aj wishes he had, and through his muffled complaints of "Oh jeeze, I hate being so popular on uber", he manages to uphold his reputation on the interwebz.
His best post is actually one of his first posts: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14211
kimmy02721 is the most prolific lurker to hit uber. She's been around since the ice ages (user number 421), and has classic posts like http://www.ubersite.com/m/6102 . (lol) I actually met her a few months ago, and she's got to be one of, if not THE best person I've met from uber. And the hottest. Sorry Aj. She's captivating and fun. One of those people that you know is being open, honest and genuine.
Another person everyone loves to hate is lisa aka netimportant. She posts camwhores non-stop, and you all think she's doing it because she's vain and attention hungry, but really it's just a drunken attempt at elevating her perpetual boredom. If you ask me. I could be wrong. Who knows. I dunno. She used to post interesting, thought provoking things before her camwhore extravaganza started. http://www.ubersite.com/m/36318 . Lisa is one of those people that you can just watch and find yourself enthralled. She's unusual, beautiful and sweet. I say this despite the fact that she and I used to be e-enemies. http://www.ubersite.com/m/38243
And to dredge up someone from the annals of uber history... GodLovesALittleLovin is hilarious. Here's a few of his jewels:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66498
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60567
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83677
I haven't actually met this guy. Or talked to him. But this post went up the other day, and it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Flak presents: "I Shit, Therefore I am" http://www.ubersite.com/m/116421
The End.
<3
I rock I rule etc etc etc
User Reviews
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-22 15:25:41 EDT (#)
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It was just an ironic 0 that graced this page. C'mon, I'm not bitter enough to care about ratings. I'm still waiting for Shlongy's inevitable -2 on mine!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-22 14:19:23 EDT (#)
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Well this post was pretty boring, too!
And yes, I read it.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:31:01 EDT (#)
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you = hooker
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:41:56 EDT (#)
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I hate recycling and black people
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:41:12 EDT (#)
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My pimp sold it to him
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:40:09 EDT (#)
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hahaha
But I AM vain and attention hungry!
PS. I got pregnant by a gay man on ecstacy!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:47:39 EDT (#)
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Jeanenneeeee, see how Apollo is being nice to us again?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:54:59 EDT (#)
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eh, okay?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:16:10 EDT (#)
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meh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 14:38:12 CDT (#)
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It starts the last weekend of August and ends Thanksgiving-ish.
yeah, it does for the texans. :(
How's things Jeanenenenenen?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-06 17:13:18 EDT (#)
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I didn't get my answers yet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:47:31 EDT (#)
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You forgot your BEST post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115061
:)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:20:42 EDT (#)
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Fiction is boring.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:20:22 EDT (#)
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It'd be much easier for you to come up HERE.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:10:55 EDT (#)
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You lie. Come down here and bring the kid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:53:29 EDT (#)
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i 100% approve of this post.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:48:03 EDT (#)
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JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:47:49 EDT (#)
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Oh, yeah, I'm busy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:38:12 EDT (#)
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It starts the last weekend of August and ends Thanksgiving-ish.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:34:39 EDT (#)
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When is football season?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:32:57 EDT (#)
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When are we gonna party? What are your plans for football season?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:21:22 EDT (#)
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ah.
thank you.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:18:42 EDT (#)
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The non bold is from when people would review without logging in. You can't do that anymore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:17:58 EDT (#)
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I used to have uber people call me when I was drunk too :(
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:15:58 EDT (#)
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corny dear,or anyone else for that matter.
I read some of kimmys posts and found this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10006#94891
there is a reply from robin as well.
but see..
no user info and the name is not bold anymore.
why?
where have these users gone?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:15:58 EDT (#)
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I have yet to meet anyone of any importance :(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:15:47 EDT (#)
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Man Darko... I not only got drunk ON uber, I then proceeded to call uber people. I left Aj a message telling him what a great person he was, talked to Method about who knows what, had Shandy call me (I still dont remember anything I talked about with him, besides the fact that he was sitting in his back garden), etc etc etc...
I'm not even going to SAY what I did on uber, because then you fools would go find it and re-hash my stupidity.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:09:55 EDT (#)
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I'm confused by the 'sorry Aj.' And the comments afterward. Are you apologizing to me for saying she's hotter than me? Are you saying I'm NOT captivating and fun?!
This lacks clarity, woman!
I'm going back to work. I expect answers when I return.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:07:29 EDT (#)
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You forgot about all the calls I placed to you about how great Bart's balls are.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:06:47 EDT (#)
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skimming now, I love drunk ubering
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:06:13 EDT (#)
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haven't read it