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a slow, comfortable screw or a hard and fast pounding? (667 hits)

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Rating: 0.23 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-05-06 22:48:42 EDT


which do you prefer?

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i agree with shlongy on this one

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I go for a slow deep screw till my woman comes, then pound her hard till I do.

Bam and the job is done.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Anal.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Scotch and coke, never liked screwdrivers very much.



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:24:31 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

surprise me

____

Ganador.

***

hahahaha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyway it happens, it's all good.

Unless I'm by myself. Then, it's the "pounding".

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not the boss.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sacrilicious

---------------

seconded.
or sloppy seconds.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 07:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Slow comfortable screw to get the 'easy one' out of the way...quick cup of tea and Mars bar for energy...then the hard fast pounding.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-07 07:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Depends how drunk I am

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

surprise me

____

Ganador.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

surprise me

Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why? are you offering to receive?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

depends on...if it's for the pee-hole or the butt-hole

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 01:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A slowe comfortable screw up against the wall, Mexican style.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sacrilicious

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

depends if i feel loose

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oral

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

according to my research, jack mccallum's preference depends on whether he's pitching or catching

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I won't bother taking the time to spell out my whole reply. Just ask HotWillie. He knows everything about me.



Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

According to my cell-mate, neither.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You forgot the pic of the screwdriver and hammer.

Tool.


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could I?

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