The Meanest Comment I Have Ever Made To Someone (414 hits)
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Submitted by Registered_S_O (View user info) at 2008-05-07 04:24:52 EDT
I made a really rude asshole comment to someone at school the other day.
I was outside one of the buildings on campus and joined this group of people who were talking. I knew a couple of the kids. After a few minutes, I made a minor comment about something rape related. It was actually quite a plithy* comment.
A girl in the group said it's not funny to make rape jokes. She herself had been raped once. Not to be undone by someone's sob story, I replied without missing a beat "Was it satisfying?".
She began to cry, and the people in the group, even the people I knew, became cold towards me.
The End.
* I don't know what plithy means, or even if it is a real word.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-14 02:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some say I look like Mr. Bean. Actually, I am the only one that says I look like Mr. Bean.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:52:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:50:12 EDT (#)
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Let me quickly summarize your post.
Summary:
The other day I said something really funny and mean. I am so cool.
End of Summary.
Great story you little cum drenched fairy fuck. Thank you so much for telling me all about how clever you are. Seriously, that story was real entertaining. Nothing delights me more than reading about some asshole who has only a rudimentary grasp of the English language and the delightful (Though unfortunately forgotten) quip he made at an inappropriate time. I feel I would be remiss in my duties in reviewing this post if I didn't somehow express my desire for you to be anally raped with some sort of fence post wrapped in barbed wire until you were dead. But how best to express this notion? Perhaps in verse!
Oh Registered_S_O
I want you to know
I think you blow!
I think you are an awful waste of space
If I knew you in real life I'd punch you in the face
And spray your eyes with mace -
Over and over till you were blind
Then I'd go and find
A fence post, I'd wrap it with barbed wire and anally rape you with it until you died.
The End.
This really entertained me. It had as much thought put into it as a thecaes review of my story (which always delivers btw). Thank you, glad to see I have some fans.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I see the negative rating. I really thought this one had potential.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:35:42 EDT (#)
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I've never been serious - I won't start now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations. You're a piece of shit.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
orph there is a tiny chance we're not being 100% serious.
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Disregard this for my comment. I actually hate you. No joke.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:51:52 EDT (#)
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orph there is a tiny chance we're not being 100% serious.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick to fiction.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rape isn't funny.
Unless it's your mouth and a giant dildo.
I suspect that would get a few giggles.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me quickly summarize your post.
Summary:
The other day I said something really funny and mean. I am so cool.
End of Summary.
Great story you little cum drenched fairy fuck. Thank you so much for telling me all about how clever you are. Seriously, that story was real entertaining. Nothing delights me more than reading about some asshole who has only a rudimentary grasp of the English language and the delightful (Though unfortunately forgotten) quip he made at an inappropriate time. I feel I would be remiss in my duties in reviewing this post if I didn't somehow express my desire for you to be anally raped with some sort of fence post wrapped in barbed wire until you were dead. But how best to express this notion? Perhaps in verse!
Oh Registered_S_O
I want you to know
I think you blow!
I think you are an awful waste of space
If I knew you in real life I'd punch you in the face
And spray your eyes with mace -
Over and over till you were blind
Then I'd go and find
A fence post, I'd wrap it with barbed wire and anally rape you with it until you died.
The End.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You clearly don't have any friends.
I've figured out the worst thing you could ever say to a woman:
"You're only good for being raped"
hahaha one of these days i'm going to get drunk enough to say that to some poor girl at the bar. I'll probably get my ass kicked.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:31:21 EDT (#)
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No, I really think 'pithy' would work here.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:31:12 EDT (#)
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I think he means 'pity', as in "its a pity I didn't rape her".
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:29:50 EDT (#)
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No i think he meant 'plinth', which is like a stand or pedestal.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:29:11 EDT (#)
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I believe the word you are looking for is "plinth".
But seriously, stop it with the rape if you care about Ubersite:
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know something? Underneath the surface, a festering hatred is building in me. Every time someone makes a rape joke, posts Ha Ha Rabbit, emus, Goatse, or any of the other overused and retarded Ubermemes, I accumulate more weapons and finger them lovingly.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:29:02 EDT (#)
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The word is 'pithy' - brief, forceful, and meaningful in expression; full of vigor, substance, or meaning; terse.