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Category: General

Rating: -0.81 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CatWoman (View user info) at 2008-05-07 08:51:34 EDT


Ok, I'm new here as some of you have noticed...

I've been reading that there are rules, or quidelines of some sort that a new person should follow..

Somebody fill me in...

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User Reviews


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-09 02:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post is so gay it made me blow some dude. weird, yes?

____

BEST REVIEW EVAR

Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

theres a newcomer suicide rule.. look into it
________________________________

Really? Your were new once.. why are you still breathing?

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shlongy let me live..
i gave him an awesome tribute post

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am only trying to be nice. I am not a bitch all the time.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aw, nice! Catwoman's had her first internet handhold!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My email is on my first few posts, as my user name.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post is so gay it made me blow some dude. weird, yes?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:09:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Beano312003 - depends what you say is pretty...

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hahaha fatty on the premises!
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erm..... I can say that this lady is neither fat nor is she ugly.


FAR from it in fact.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:09:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Beano312003 - depends what you say is pretty...

***

hahaha fatty on the premises!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rule 173: When people on Ubersite get overwhelmingly mean and you decide to take the vast amount of -2 DIE comments received seriously, please make sure to delete your browsing history before doing so.

And don't forget to put towels down. No one likes a messy suicide.

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you email me, I will run through the rules for you.
________

How do i get ahold of u?


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you email me, I will run through the rules for you.

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

theres a newcomer suicide rule.. look into it
________________________________

Really? Your were new once.. why are you still breathing?

Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

theres a newcomer suicide rule.. look into it

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-08 05:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've labelled some info on todo's and don'tdo's : http://www.ubersite.com/u/rorrim/l/noteworthyinfo4n00bz

Don't believe any of it.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dogshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If it hasn't been relayed to you yet.

You're supposed to show us your tits.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not reading the reviews but show shlongy your hole.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This kind of thing makes me miss being able to get into uber at work.

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations on making most heated. Icarus did get pwned by a noob too

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off simon




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi Sico



Buahahahahahahahahahahahah


How'd I miss that? GOOD CATCH, CLOUSEAU.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll fill you in alright...with some cock.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

.


.


.


.



Naw... too easy. Even the noobs these days have given up.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You pretty much learn as you go.


For instance; don't make posts that are pointless, devoid of content, or otherwise an unnecessary waste of bandwidth.


Kind of like this one.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rule #1: Fist yourself until you are dead.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987
Ranking: -2

Don't ask for rules or guidelines.

Don't acknowledge Sicosemen's existence.

Shut the hell up.
_____________________________________

Wouldnt those be some sort of guidelines?
Shut the hell up.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes they would. I'd advise you not to ask for guidelines. Or acknowledge your own transexual existence. And also to kill yourself in a way I'd find amusing.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking hate you.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there are many here who will "fill you in"





Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Read some of the Best Ever posts and some of the Worst Ever posts, plus the replies on the latter. That'll teach you all you need to know.

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First order of business - picture of your naked breasts.

No one can rate you until we see them.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No downer, this is just shite and I can't see it getting any better.

Found a camwhore of 'her' boyfriend though: http://petegraham.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/catman.png

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Check out the dude's hair. That's what you call a catman doo.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Read the posts dipshit

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's a quideline? Is that like a dole queue?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAH ICARUS JUST GOT PWNED BY A NOOB.

L. O. L.
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To be fair to Icarus he never said they weren't guidelines, he only said that one shouldnt ask for guidelines.

So really he didnt get owned, pwned, at all.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hi Sico

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Srsly people, she came to you asking for quidelines and this is how you treat her?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAH ICARUS JUST GOT PWNED BY A NOOB.

L. O. L.

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987
Ranking: -2

Don't ask for rules or guidelines.

Don't acknowledge Sicosemen's existence.

Shut the hell up.
_____________________________________

Wouldnt those be some sort of guidelines?
Shut the hell up.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lurk

Watch

Wait

read this

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112715

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

13: Don't listen to a list of rules from user number 30748.

14: Figure shit out on your own.

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1. Ignore Shlongy
2. Apollos head is huge, but he is talented
3. Poetry IS shit
4. Methods mum is a cunt (plz be sure elaborate on this fact daily)
5. Forthewin is a bad-ass oil-painter first; an MS Paint-God second
6. Saturday is caturday
7. SPT is on thursdays, please keep me happy by posting (anything equal or greater than) humanoid, female breasts
8. Fridays are good for posting GIF animations
9. Bart looks like shit in gym-shorts
10. Remember that this is a serious writers page, and the only way to impress the tight-knit click that call this place home, is to write / create something decent. n.b See SkullBite, he managed it
11. For some reason, posts about turtles seem to fare better than one would expect
12. My average post rating is -0.95. There are two reasons for this: One is that im lazy and dont post anything decent, i post pictures. If i want a decent conversation / coherently constructed piece of prose, ill go to a library, or anywhere with NORMAL people, not a website co-habited by 50-odd year old perverts (see point 1.) Reason two, is that a lot of users on here are just plain... cunts, basically. Post what you like, as long as its good.

Best of luck


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

rule number one is don't post shit like this.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there are no rules, do whatever you like


other than post peoples personal info....but I think that's about it

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't ask for rules or guidelines.

Don't acknowledge Sicosemen's existence.

Shut the hell up.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww, sympathy +2. People around here generally like to destroy anyone who asks about rules or guidelines.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116291#2697176

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the thing about not positively rating yourself is bullshit. it just gives people a reason to bitch about something that doesn't mean anything. your rating does not impact the overall rating, so do whatever the hell you want. just do it on quality posts. which this isn't.

the thing about not posting more than once a day is nonsense as well. all it does is removes your first post from the front page and causes people to whine. a lot. it was originally intended as a way to keep users from spamming the front page and kicking other people's 'work' off. seeing as how posts stay on the front page for 4 or 5 days now, AND THE FACT THAT IT DOES NOTHING BUT BUMP YOUR OWN POST, it's no big deal, as long as what you post is quality. which this wasn't.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You must tell a joke involving Method's mom at least once a week.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry, I did have a bit of a Yoda-thing coming across there didnt I?

HMMM, show Shlongy her hole, she must.
Only then can she be an Uber.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty,
I linked the post yesterday
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116501#2703989

and I even mentioned Catwoman in it.
spooky, I am.
---------------
in agreement, we are. Most grateful to you, I am.

MMMMMHHHMMM!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty,
I linked the post yesterday
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116501#2703989

and I even mentioned Catwoman in it.
spooky, I am.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You admitted. Don't admit. Don't ask for help or pity or patience. Post something. Try to make it not stupid. If you got it in an email, so did we. Don't post it. If you have breasts and they're not heinous or male, you can post them and you will be immensely popular. For a while, anyway.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1 post per day.

Never give your own post a positive rating.

Never post poetry.

Camwhore with bewbz or GTFO.

Try not to suck.

Dont plagiarize. Someone will call you out on it.

http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com

That should help you to get started.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think Axotl (or whatever) did a post linking to ANOTHER post that was, I think, done by the immortal Stabkill which outlined the do's and don'ts. Axle also did a post chronicaling the history of Ubersite, which you may find useful.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know it is a bit surreal but you make it so easy. Anyway there is nothing wrong with being gay these days so it isnt really a joke, just trying to give a good safe environment to come out into.

We're here for you.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's the female equivalent. I couldn't remember her name as she's not as famous.

http://chriswright.org/news/enigma/katzen.jpg

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A GAY JOKE?! WOW.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know you had CatWOMAN or CatMAN to choose from to search for Hurty and you picked the Man. How am I not surprised? hehehehe

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No downer, this is just shite and I can't see it getting any better.

Found a camwhore of 'her' boyfriend though: http://petegraham.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/catman.png

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Drogo, I think Hurty is having a downer on us.
bloody spoilsport.
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If this User was called Cat-Man or something he would be all over it like a rash begging it to get naked. pish! Spoilsport.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Drogo, I think Hurty is having a downer on us.
bloody spoilsport.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

#1 - The first rule of Uber is, you do not talk about Uber.

#2 - The second rule of Uber is, you DO NOT talk about Uber.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Ubersite, you have to fight.



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yay!!

*spurt*

damn what is it with being premature all the time?

Give me a few minutes before I'm ready again. Hang on who am I kidding? Best pop a pill I guess.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Ok, I'm new here as some of you have noticed..."

Welcome to Ubersite.
















































































































































Bitch.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yay for Hurty!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck it. Break the one a day rule and post a picture you stole from PhotoBucket, it'll be great and send Drogo & Beano into spasms of orgasmic happiness.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great. Another UberBroad for morons to drool over. Excellent news.
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Woah there Hurty, we have yet to espablish is she pretty, and hence, worthy of visiting Uber.

My money is that she REAL pretty.

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rule # 32 - TITS OR GTFO!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't suck

Be relatively clever


That's it

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Be still my beating heart.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great. Another UberBroad for morons to drool over. Excellent news.
--

COme on Hurty probably isnt real, but we may get naked pictures stolen from the internet, and we all know how hard they are to come by.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Post it here!! You want to be in the directory after all dont you?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great. Another UberBroad for morons to drool over. Excellent news.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Beano312003 - depends what you say is pretty...
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We have a dilema here....

You either need to post a pic of yourself and allow Uber the honour of deciding <- Not recommended
Or send me a picture of yourself (beano312003.at.googlmeail.com)and I shall comment privately just to you. <- Recommended.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm +2ininingingingigng it on behalf of Brd as it's his Birthday

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't make posts like this. Post fiction or rants or silly pictures.

Spell properly.

Show us your tits.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ah yes, and beano brings up a good point. if you're female and relatively attractive a camwhore often facilitates your entry and participation on the site. even better if nudity is involved but, well, i think you can probably guess if we'd like to see such pictures of you or not. today is my birthday and in honor of me popping out of my moms vajajay 31 years ago i will +2 this to give you a zero.












actually, i changed my mind. this is crap and should not be on the front page any longer than absolutely necessary.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your best bet is to hang about, lurking in the shadows watching the predators feed. as you do so you'll slowly begin to comprehend the maddness that is Ubersite. It is at this point that you can ask yourself "Do I really belong here? Do i really want to play with these imaginary people?" if you feel hesitant to answer the questions you pose to yourself you should immediately turn away never to return because a person who hesitates on those questions will be rent to the very core of thier being by the vitriol they will encounter as they flounder thier way into this society of faceless beings.


barring that one post per day, don't positive rate yourself, go rate old posts of mine, don't suck and -2 die.

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What he said. Bar the not sucking part, If you really are a woman then suck a lot, it makes you popular and helps keep your skin healthy, so I've heard.

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:09:10 EDT (#)
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Beano312003 - depends what you say is pretty...

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your best bet is to hang about, lurking in the shadows watching the predators feed. as you do so you'll slowly begin to comprehend the maddness that is Ubersite. It is at this point that you can ask yourself "Do I really belong here? Do i really want to play with these imaginary people?" if you feel hesitant to answer the questions you pose to yourself you should immediately turn away never to return because a person who hesitates on those questions will be rent to the very core of thier being by the vitriol they will encounter as they flounder thier way into this society of faceless beings.


barring that one post per day, don't positive rate yourself, go rate old posts of mine, don't suck and -2 die.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:04:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CatWoman (View user info) at 2008-05-07 08:51:34 EDT

Somebody fill me in...
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Are you pretty?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:00:52 EDT (#)
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The QuidLine is Paypal: Drogoroch, Devon (No need for further info as I'm really well known in my own little world.)

Price is 3000 quid

Do you like have a suit?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:59:07 EDT (#)
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There aren't really any 'rules' beyond:

1) One post per day

and

2) Don't give yourself positive ratings. It makes no difference and you look like a twat.

Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun Ranking: -2

Die.
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So. Sorry. I guess I'm supposed to know right?


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die.


Holy Moly! The bastard's rich!

-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?