He's A WIZARD! (964 hits)
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Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2008-05-07 09:15:28 EDT
A Florida teacher may have to pull an unemployment check out of his hat after performing magic in front of students, according to reports.
Jim Piculas said he made a toothpick disappear and reappear in front of students at the Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Fla., Local6.com reported. He said he later got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he had been accused of wizardry.
"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he told Local6.com.
Piculas said he's concerned the incident may prevent him from being considered for future jobs.
I cannot fathom the level of stupidity that is abound at this school. Was this simple magic trick really that serious? A toothpick. Did some child go home and tell his parents that his teacher is an agent of the Dark Prince, that he turned a student into a hare and devoured him?
What fucking year is this? This is the kind of school that will start buring the girls as witches if they can read or do math.
Florida never fails to embarrass the rest of the nation.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:21:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:39:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:54:04 EDT (#)
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I wish the South would secede already. They can keep Florida.
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Florida is not the South.
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RIGHT!!! Florida is WAY UP NORTH!!!
Actually, Florida is the penis of North America.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:57:20 EDT (#)
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thats so stupid
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:39:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:54:04 EDT (#)
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I wish the South would secede already. They can keep Florida.
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Florida is not the South.
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He wouldn't be telling the South to keep Florida if he thought Florida was part of the South already. dipshit
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:47:31 EDT (#)
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I have now done my fucking research. Mr. Rogers was born in Pennsylvania. He did live in Canada for a time.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:39:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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I thought Mr. Rogers WAS Canadian?!
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oh shit was he? I didn't do any research on the matter
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:19:55 EDT (#)
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Method, you see that steaming mug over there? It's for you. You know what's in it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:39:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:54:04 EDT (#)
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I wish the South would secede already. They can keep Florida.
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Florida is not the South.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:18:18 EDT (#)
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stfu bubba
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:03:04 EDT (#)
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The students AND the administration are fools.
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If the South leaves the Union, the new capital will be Hilton Head, SC.
Guess who the President will be?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:54:04 EDT (#)
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I wish the South would secede already. They can keep Florida.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:48:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:35:29 EDT (#)
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P.S. Rob, relax, I do not hate you. However, if you keep leaving little ":(" faces on my posts I will soon.
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...what can I say - you hurt my friggin' SOUL?
>sigh<
I don't suppose assuring you I am perfectly calm and just being a nerd will do any good, huh?
More fun thinking I am actually affected deeply by all of this and not just foolin' around?
OK.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:35:29 EDT (#)
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P.S. Rob, relax, I do not hate you. However, if you keep leaving little ":(" faces on my posts I will soon.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:33:17 EDT (#)
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complexes
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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I thought Mr. Rogers WAS Canadian?! But, then again, I mix up fags with mother compexes and canadians all the time.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:32:15 EDT (#)
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Well, I got better!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:03:37 EDT (#)
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Passive aggressive?
Really?
I would consider myself more obsessive aggressive, really.
ps - I love you as much as one can love strips of gloriously crisp bacon spread across a delicious medley of lettuce and tomoato cradled between two lathered up slices of bread.
YUM.
pps - Totally love the_drake as well.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:59:15 EDT (#)
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I love Rob too, in the same manner I would love a passive-aggressive, slightly neurotic, canadian version of Mr. Rogers.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:54:50 EDT (#)
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I love rob_berg. He +2's almost everything I do.
GO you!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:41:45 EDT (#)
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Oh - so Yozz is on the hate train now too?
wow - that list sure seems to be growing.
I find that one a little weird - I've always thought I got along well with that Yozz character.
Odd.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:39:15 EDT (#)
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Bah - I'm pretty sure this painful little moniker is Foolproof. Hardly a noob.
It is fairly unorthodox... but at least it's honest.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:37:53 EDT (#)
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I'll take "Why does EVERYONE on Uber hate Rob_Berg" for $1,000.00
And the answer is -
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:20:42 EDT (#)
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It seems as if the rest of this community has you pegged for the self-indulgent, petty, smug little man you really are.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:30:06 EDT (#)
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I don't care about ratings. I'm just explaining your unorthodox system to the noob here. Certainly he has a right to know.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:14:41 EDT (#)
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...he's my stalker, sammich. Rules is rules.
Sometimes it's more painful than others to show support.
I still find it astounding you care so much about ratings.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:08:52 EDT (#)
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don't bother, bro. Berg only hands out plus 2's to supreme works of brilliance; like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116508
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:53:18 EDT (#)
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Is this guy for real?
heh, I like the part where I lure unsuspecting nerds into my evil lair of attention whoredom.
I reply because it amuses me. The fact you are so stupid and devoid of humor was fun - but you are rapidly becoming dull.
You keep on thinkin' yer important. If you say something funny or worth mocking I'll be back.
You can be 100% sure of that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:47:10 EDT (#)
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The soppiest of all the vagina's giving a monologue.
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:45:54 EDT (#)
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Mr. Berg,
Do you ever shut up?
This has nothing to do with being a "sloppy vagina".
This is me not playing your fucking games where you try to get people to your posts, where you engage them in a flaming war to increase your hits/reviews/heat to satisfy your obvious glaring need for approval and attention. You need somebody, anybody, to pay attention to you because you have realized that your life is so fucking empty and meaningless that interaction with strangers is the only interaction you can gain. It is also the only interaction you are worth.
I imagine you spend a lot of time alone. Judging by the amount of time you spend at Ubersite, that would be a fair guess.
Now, you can say "I love it here because of ________!" but the reality is, nobody else will have you. You have found your formula for attention in writing, endlessly, about Ubersite. You discovered that people react to it, so you continue to do so.
If you act in the real world much the way you act here, I can assure you that you would either:
A. Have a restraining order against you.
B. Get punched in the face...constantly.
C. Be alone. Nobody like a clinger.
I am 100% assured that you will respond to this. You can't help it. It's a sickness and addiction that you have. I am done, however.
I wish you luck in your future posts about changing Ubersite for your better.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:43:53 EDT (#)
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i read about this. un-fucking-believable.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:39:50 EDT (#)
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and come on - pull you 8bit head from your two-bit ass?
THAT IS FUCKING GOLD RIGHT THERE FOLKS.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:37:59 EDT (#)
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So that is it?
YOU ARE GIVING UP ON US?
>weep<
I thought you were made of sterner stuff - turns out yer just a wee delicate little flower.
CLEAN UP ON POST 116531
WE HAVE ANOTHER GOD DAMN SOPPY VAGINA.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:30:07 EDT (#)
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Mr. Berg,
I think we are finished with each other.
Good day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:29:51 EDT (#)
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...and you obviously put forth SOME effort.
I wonder why people are so eager to prove how little the OTHER person means to them?
Like actually giving a shit about something - even as pointless and trivial as Ubersite - is such a bad thing. I don't care about your not caring that I don't care about not caring about YOU.
SO THERE.
I think if you removed your 8bit head from your two-bit ass you would realize that more people around here enjoy my participation around here than don't... and quite frankly I'm good times. So get on board the Berg train, fella - head on over to my post and +2 that mother fucker with IMPUNITY.
I am self-indulgent, I am smug - but I only embrace petty on certain special occasions where it can bring me joy.
BEEE-YOTCH.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:23:49 EDT (#)
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Oh,
I thought we was just foolin'. YOU UNFURL THEM PANTIES RIGHT NOW.
... and all mom's fuck, genius.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:20:42 EDT (#)
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Mr. Berg,
I thought you were a little more civil. I recall you telling me that you only resorted to name calling when it was rendered upon you.
Quote from you: Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-30 16:31:27 EDT
"Look, I just react to the sort of input I receive. If you want to be civil, I will react in a civil manner."
Well, you sir, are a liar. I made no personal attack on you, yet you come to my post with a hearty insult.
It seems as if the rest of this community has you pegged for the self-indulgent, petty, smug little man you really are.
Now, I know you'll say that you don't care what I think. I know you'll try to hurt my feelings with some grade school attack on me. I assure you, it will be all for naught.
You see, I do not care about Ubersite, nor it's denziens, one iota. To me, it is nothing but a faceless organization floating in a sea of faceless organizations. I do not worship it as if it were the end all be all in the manner in which you worship it.
So, Mr. Berg, you can take the gentleman's route and apologize for a unprovoked attack on me, and for spreading faslities about my mother, or you can go on with the liar's way of saying one thing but showing another.
Finally, before you think this is a "ratings rant", be well aware, as you can tell by my short history, I do not care about ratings. At all. If I did, I would put forth some effort.
Good day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:48:57 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't think of this so much as a retaliation - more like reciprocation.
AND - your mom fucks.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:30:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:18:54 EDT (#)
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Something that retarded could only happen in America.
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Or perhaps somewheres in the Middle East, though it does take a monotheistic religion for this kind of stupid.
Really. Slight of Hand is not even remotely "magic" otherwise my banker is a sorcerer for sure.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:26:38 EDT (#)
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sigh.
Fuck.
sigh.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:23:05 EDT (#)
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Never underestimate the idiocy of Southern Baptists.
Does he weigh the same as a duck?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:35:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:14:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:45 EDT (#)
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There's a great idea, make being a teacher even more unpopular. The shitty wages, constant abuse by bastard children, and the daily threat of being shot aside, you can also be ridiculed and ostracized by your peers and neighbors for doing a so-called "magic trick" thank god he wasn't holding a demonized copy of Harry Potter. He might not have made it through the night.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:43:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:23:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:00:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:41 EDT (#)
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That son-of-a-bitch turned me into a newt. I'm glad they fired him.
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Yozz FTW.
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*Yozz curtsies*
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Yozz is Scottish? Only I'm pretty certain he isn't a woman.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:23:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:00:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:41 EDT (#)
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That son-of-a-bitch turned me into a newt. I'm glad they fired him.
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Yozz FTW.
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*Yozz curtsies*
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:13:43 EDT (#)
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Seriously, one conversation went:
Me: Did you send the remote assistance invite?
VP: Yes.
Me: Okay, I'm in.
VP: Hold on. My mouse is going nuts.
Me: No, that's just me.
VP: So you're on my system?
Me: Yes.
VP: You're on my system? Right now? I mean I can actually see what you're doing!
Me: Yeah, pretty much.
VP: Holy shit! This is like magic! You can't actually see me through my webcam, can you?
Me: ...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:11:16 EDT (#)
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He can always go into IT. I've baffled and amazed coworkers before by performing such incredible feats as REMOTELY MOVING AN ITEM TO THEIR DESKTOP or USING REMOTE ASSISTANCE TO SOLVE THEIR IDIOTIC NON-PROBLEMS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:10:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:18:54 EDT (#)
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Something that retarded could only happen in America.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:00:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:41 EDT (#)
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That son-of-a-bitch turned me into a newt. I'm glad they fired him.
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Yozz FTW.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:23:20 EDT (#)
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What level is he?
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best review evah!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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I mean I could go on all day for essentially any nation in the world, the point being that stupidity is everywhere.....but heavily centralized in Florida.
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We Floridians have our own category on Fark. At least it's not boring here.
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I was going to mention the Fark tab....only state with it's own tab
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:57:24 EDT (#)
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Fire Ball, Fire Ball
Now roll the dice and we will see if you are dead and so dont have to do your homework.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:53:36 EDT (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7382750.stm
http://www.lep.co.uk/weirdnews/Kinky-boots-fetishist-stalks-workmen.4048377.jp
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:41 EDT (#)
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That son-of-a-bitch turned me into a newt. I'm glad they fired him.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:47:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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I mean I could go on all day for essentially any nation in the world, the point being that stupidity is everywhere.....but heavily centralized in Florida.
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We Floridians have our own category on Fark. At least it's not boring here.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:40:35 EDT (#)
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People will do all sorts of things in the name of fun. Training a goldfish to do anything is merely an excercise in japery.
Denouncing someone because of wizardry is in a whole different leauge though.
(Do you see what I did there? I stun myself with the weight of my own awesome)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:34:20 EDT (#)
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Berty, the story I couldn't link was about a goldfish that's been trained to play soccer
A goldfish
Trained
come on now
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:33:38 EDT (#)
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Is there a link to this on the web somewhere I want to send it to loads of people and make it look like I found it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:31:48 EDT (#)
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Muddy, he's been accused of being a wizard. A wizard.
That is particularly special, even in these crazy times.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:18:54 EDT (#)
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Something that retarded could only happen in America.
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http://www.lep.co.uk/weirdnews/Pigs-take-part-in-charity.4052465.jp
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564294&in_page_id=1770
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564223&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7380691.stm
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I mean I could go on all day for essentially any nation in the world, the point being that stupidity is everywhere.....but heavily centralized in Florida.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:27:18 EDT (#)
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while I agree, all you did was spit out a copied couple of paragraphs of a news report plus a picture that would occur to anyone and a one-line comment, which admittedly is all that this tiny little piece of news deserves. So no +2. If I had done this, I would have got -2s.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:25:51 EDT (#)
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Funniest thing this morning.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:25:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:23:20 EDT (#)
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What level is he?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:23:20 EDT (#)
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What level is he?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:23:08 EDT (#)
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That was so yesterday.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116509#2704282
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:20:43 EDT (#)
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magic
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:18:54 EDT (#)
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Something that retarded could only happen in America.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:17:29 EDT (#)
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but what if she's not a witch?
BURN HER ANYWAY!