TrUberSex 2008 (1384 hits)
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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-05-07 10:48:59 EDT
I'm disappointed. I sign into Uber at work only to read one liner posts that leave much to be desired?
Title: Guess what I did today?
Post: Masturbated in my food...and fucking ate it...LOLarrzzzz!!!1
Inspired by Orphelia's UberErotica competition and it's bonerific results I've decided that I'd like to read about the kinda of sex you're having. More importantly, true stories about the sex you're having. Even more importantly, embarrassing sex stories...and stuff.
For instance:
I once spooged all over my high school girlfriend's face and hair. Not on purpose. I implore you to believe that I gave her fair warning of my blast off and yet she pulled only mere inches away from my flesh rocket of doom, stared at it like a retard figuring 2+2 (=5?), and proceeded to be doused in my salty baby makings (no carbs).
True story.
OR
The time I was madly fucking my college girlfriend after a few brewskies and decided that "now" was the appropriate time to talk dirty during sex. I swear to ye good people of Uber I said the following:
"That's right, girl! Take this dick like a champ!"
Immediately followed by:
"Uh....we're done here."
"No, no, I'm not there yet!!!" screamed my penis, making use of my vocal chords to announce his rejection to that idea.
"You can finish yourself off. In the shower."
So now I have to decide. Suffer from blue balls or the humiliation of having to wrist off a salty one because my disproportioned monkey mouth had to spout off the dumbest sentence known to man during intercourse?
I freakin' badgered my witness like he was up for the death penalty.
Also true.
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Those who choose to sign up will be randomly paired by the size of their breasts or bitch tits. There are no title requirements for this competition because it's not fiction. All you need do is add TrUberSex 2008 in the title in order for me and others to differentiate from the other garbage as posted on Uber. Those who choose to sign up will be randomly paired by the size of their breasts or bitch tits.
There will be 3 rounds total. Winners for each round will be determined by ratings, of course.
Winner may take his or her pick from the following:
A one acre plot on Apollo's cranium (tough sell)...(though I wish the best for the Mrs. and her upcoming treatment).
A Rob Berg post proclaiming his love for Uber in it's entirety (wait a minute...)...(Smile, Rob, it's just for grins)
A picture of Shlongy fucking something other than a farm animal.
OR
+2's on your 10 most recent posts, regardless of content, some free merchandise from my band (lucky you), along with a box of parenthesis to be used in excess at your discretion.
Indicate your interest in participating below. "Registration" closes on Sunday at 12:00am EST.
Also, indicate your distaste and lack of interest below (you will anyways).
User Reviews
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear the deadlines passed :(
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Good thing, too. Wouldn't want you to plagiarize someone else's tale of sexual woe.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear the deadlines passed :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-08 06:01:18 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For years I was with this chick who couldn't cum through penetration
HAHAHAHAH
can't believe you fell for that!
I told the Jewess that I can't cum unless she's made me a bacon sammich, rolled me a spliff and done all the house work.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lies. Everyone knows you can't stand up.
I don't have a story to enter.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:04:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
F.J. - You don't have to have "gone all the way" so to speak.
Notice my first story revolved around oral sex.
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What if it's about sitting next to a girl on the bus and then, when you stand up so she can get off the bus, the bus jolts suddenly and you fall over.
It counts as 'almost' if she touches your hand, right?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The line up thus far:
DrogoRoch
HBTS
Sacrilicious
Jeanneee
Brdn_Nkd
The Barron
Orgasmatron
Banjo
Scourge
F.J. Bell (Flash Harry)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disco!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just found out I am going to be more bored than expected over the next few weeks...
Can I play too?
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Surely you can, Sir.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just found out I am going to be more bored than expected over the next few weeks...
Can I play too?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
brillaint idea
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Aww looky, a retal from pussy fart.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
brillaint idea
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The line up thus far:
DrogoRoch
HBTS
Sacrilicious
Jeanneee
Brdn_Nkd
The Barron
Orgasmatron
Banjo
Scourge
Let me know if I over looked you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks wierd chick with broken pussy!
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You're welcome.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For years I was with this chick who couldn't cum through penetration. This meant that I had to hone some tight "going down" skils and got my technique down so I could pop her in like 5 mins then give her a good old riding.
Now I'm with my new bird who cums everywhich way means I can drop to her crotch for (literally) a minute, have her shaking and then bang her to another orgasm straight after. Makes me look and feel like a sex god.
Thanks wierd chick with broken pussy!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 06:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't enter. Sorry.
Side Note:
You know you've been single for too long when your wet dreams involve masturbation.
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If your in a relationship you know it's over at that point too.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 00:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can I talk about the guy who came on my leg?
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Yes, Ms. Nugget. If you officially want to sign up (pending you have 2 more stories should you advance in the contest) let me know.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"badgering the witness"
Nice one, I'll remember that.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-07 21:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've fogotten what sex is like :(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can I talk about the guy who came on my leg?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've told some of my sex-ish tales on here before.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98827
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96749 (almost sex, but not really)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92915 (no sex, but involving a female and my scrotum)
I never put Trubersex in any of the titles, but you can pretend it's there if you like. I'll not hold it against you.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't recall if I mailed you back saying what a great idea this was, if not 'great idea'. :)
HBTS need's to stop pimping his artwork on Uber ;)
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No email response back you wicked, wicked beast! :-)
I like Hurty's artwork. My logo would have been made in MS Paint and would have probably contained a penis or something else otherwise disgusting.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't recall if I mailed you back saying what a great idea this was, if not 'great idea'. :)
HBTS need's to stop pimping his artwork on Uber ;)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of Shlongy's naked vertical blunders:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
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That was awesome and true.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of Shlongy's naked vertical blunders:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UBER NEEDS MORE CONTESTS WITH POSTS THAT NO ONE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE 12 OR SO DUMBASS PARTICIPANTS, READS.
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Oh, Shlongy, all this unwarranted hostility. Out of everyone I figured you'd be the first to use this as an opportunity to unravel your stories of naked horizontal blunders excluding, of course, that man in Zimbabwe and his dimes stacked phallus.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would participate but i've seriously never had anything funny sex gaffes. i'm either unlucky or lucky and severely overdue.
i went streaking a few nights ago and then asked a girl if she wanted to come back to my trunk with me. does that count?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post smells fishy to me and not the good fishy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UBER NEEDS MORE CONTESTS WITH POSTS THAT NO ONE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE 12 OR SO DUMBASS PARTICIPANTS, READS.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm disappointed. I sign into Uber at work only to read one liner posts that leave much to be desired?
Title: Guess what I did today?
Post: Masturbated in my food...and fucking ate it...LOLarrzzzz!!!1
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This is hilarious.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I once successfully performed a trout slap.
I still giggle about it to this day.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't enter. Sorry.
Side Note:
You know you've been single for too long when your wet dreams involve masturbation.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
F.J. - You don't have to have "gone all the way" so to speak.
Notice my first story revolved around oral sex.
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What if it's about sitting next to a girl on the bus and then, when you stand up so she can get off the bus, the bus jolts suddenly and you fall over.
It counts as 'almost' if she touches your hand, right?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
F.J. - You don't have to have "gone all the way" so to speak.
Notice my first story revolved around oral sex.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:24:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or write one about the photocopier, I'm sure it counts, give it a girls name, no one will know the difference
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Even the photocopier rejected me. Sigh.
Oh, to know the touch of a woman, besides my mother. And even that bitch slaps my hand away when I get carried away :o(
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An old VCR then. I heard they're not picky, after all they are obsolete. Better watch out for the eject button though, a little bit on the sensitive side, could land you in an embarrassing situation.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The line up thus far:
DrogoRoch
HBTS
Sacrilicious
Jeanneee
Brdn_Nkd
The Barron
Orgasmatron
Banjo
Scourge
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or write one about the photocopier, I'm sure it counts, give it a girls name, no one will know the difference
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Even the photocopier rejected me. Sigh.
Oh, to know the touch of a woman, besides my mother. And even that bitch slaps my hand away when I get carried away :o(
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:03:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I can't play if you are looking for a true story.
But at least I might get to read about what sex with a real girl is like...
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You LIED!!! You said you popped your cherry the other day - lol
Or write one about the photocopier, I'm sure it counts, give it a girls name, no one will know the difference
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. I promise not to tell any stories that start with "This one time, at band camp..."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
an uber contest?
I'M IN!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in...!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll miss staring at the back of your neck and watching the pack of franks wobble up and down in time with the lovin'.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be sure, thus far I have:
DrogoRoch
HBTS
Sacrilicious
Jeanneee
Brdn_Nkd
The Barron
Orgasmatron
If you want to be added and I overlooked you, let me know.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're dead to me now, no more Bologna Fest '08 for you pal
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be sure, thus far I have:
DrogoRoch
HBTS
Sacrilicious
Jeanneee
Brdn_Nkd
The Barron
If you want to be added and I overlooked you, let me know.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We're supposed to tell funny stories, not disappointing ones.
I hate to say it, but our escapades really haven't been very memorable. Or satifying. :(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmo....if you could please....keep 'our' stories out of this ok
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sure, why not.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, please don't make it due Tues or Wed, as I will be attending and then recovering from the Flyers playoff game WOO
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Fair enough. I'm think the due date will be Thursday or so. Depends on when I get everyone paired up.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I RAPE STUFF, SO I'M IN!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im drunk and high and just started watching withnail and i in my big double bed and i dont know what post this is but i got very scared and having lots of fun so im gonna get more high and go to sleep bye bye but seriously i love ths movie gonna send it to mum for mothers day
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After you've watched the movie you should get on the internet and tantric wank for an hour and a half.
That is Berty's Stoner Advice.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA @ muddy- I skimmed down to throw one out there myself, but I didn't want to offend Drogo.
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Feel free
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im drunk and high and just started watching withnail and i in my big double bed and i dont know what post this is but i got very scared and having lots of fun so im gonna get more high and go to sleep bye bye but seriously i love ths movie gonna send it to mum for mothers day
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LETS GO FLYERS!!!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA @ muddy- I skimmed down to throw one out there myself, but I didn't want to offend Drogo.
lost- 12am Sun=Sat at midnight- you might have more signups from the drunks who come home and camp out on uber.
Also, please don't make it due Tues or Wed, as I will be attending and then recovering from the Flyers playoff game WOO
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i suppose i could play.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and 34B. That means you can't pair me up with Jeanneee.
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Maybe Hadley or rob_berg then.
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THIS is comedy, ladies and gents.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to post something totally unrelated to this post, another one of my "Verbal Diarrheah" posts, then, mid-writing, I read this, and decided that I'd write about it in the post I was currently writing, then I decided that I'd scrap that writing and start a new post to enter your contest. Then I decided against that, and decided I'd throw everyone for a loop and just post my currently written post as a review under your posting and be done with it for the day.
Here you are:
Oh..... One of those posts again.
So here I sit, before I shit, wanting to kill everything that lives on this tiny little insignifigant rock floating in the great void that we like to believe is a purposeful and well ordered universe, but it's not is it? Things happen that we have no control over, and they say "That's life" or "C'est La Vie" and when they say it in French I smack them with my baseball bat for being pretentious because they could have spoken in a language common to us both, but somehow they think they'll be perceived as being more intellectual if they say it with exaggerated lip movements and foreign tongue action.
This morning I awoke to the stark realization that we don't matter, you don't matter, your mom only matters on film as a product, and one day you'll die and be forgotten.
Eventually nothing will remain as evidence of your brief existence, which begs the question "Why do I get up?"
The answer is glaringly obvious. Because getting up is better than not getting up, which in turn is still yet better than not being able to get up. This makes me better than Berty, since he's a wheel-chair bound cripple member of the Birmingham Bloods and I'm a well respected member of the Atlanta Cripps.
Not true in the least of course, but it hopefully momentarily sent your mind on one of those literary fantasy trips where this turns into a productively entertaining story about how we end up in a machine gun shootout, thus revealing the cause of Bertram's malady, but that's not to be, because that's another post entirely dealing with why you shouldn't become aroused near fast moving industrial machinery, and no, I won't be covering what would arouse a person in an industrial setting. Probably something to do with uniforms though. Ask Berty, he's a smart guy, he'll know.
I've finally been here long enough to have more than one page in my personal portfolio of posts. Not much more, but the fact that there's that little blue "more" under my information makes me kinda proud, kinda depressed that I don't have more interesting things to do with my time and life than to practice this concept called "transcribing" my thoughts onto an imaginary piece of paper, in a virtual reality bending machine in a virtual world, where I'm not eventually going to be insignificant, but I already am.
But so are you, so this really reduces the significance of this moment to the level of an ant on a sand-mound dropping a grain of sand, which rolls down the side of his home, creating a chain reaction that caused a typhoon in Burma, or Myanmar, or whatever name they're going by this week, probably whatever we usually call them now that they need our help.
As I write this I occasionally take breaks to see what other people are writing on this place, LostnPhound's Trubersex just came up, but I don't want people to know about that one time that was so embarrassing I almost killed myself, but I didn't because I ended up masturbating instead, and the infection eventually went away anyway by itself, despite what everyone in the audience prophesized. Don't worry about the other actor in that statement, "it" didn't get infected at all.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and 34B. That means you can't pair me up with Jeanneee.
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Maybe Hadley or rob_berg then.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and 34B. That means you can't pair me up with Jeanneee.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, sweet then. I'm in.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:12:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
In all honesty, I've never had sex.
But a definite +2 for your logo.
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Basks in the glory!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In all honesty, I've never had sex.
But a definite +2 for your logo.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UBERSITE IS FULL OF VIRGINS LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...how "current" is current? Because that would make a big difference in whether I qualify :(
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No need to be current. Just true.
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I nearly had sex once does that count?
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Sure, why not? Was it embarrassing?
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Well it sure hurt a hell of a lot. I will see what I can rustle up.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...how "current" is current? Because that would make a big difference in whether I qualify :(
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No need to be current. Just true.
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I nearly had sex once does that count?
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Sure, why not? Was it embarrassing?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a summation of your post, dolt
not my grand presence
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Oh, I'm aware of what you wanted. I like playing hard to get.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...how "current" is current? Because that would make a big difference in whether I qualify :(
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No need to be current. Just true.
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I nearly had sex once does that count?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, I can't play if you are looking for a true story.
But at least I might get to read about what sex with a real girl is like...
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...how "current" is current? Because that would make a big difference in whether I qualify :(
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No need to be current. Just true.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a summation of your post, dolt
not my grand presence
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:55:06 EDT (#)
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i don't see what me being an asshole has to do with this
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you just asked for a 6 word summation. I gave it to you, Sir.
You in for this or not?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:57:38 EDT (#)
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this one time at band camp...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:55:45 EDT (#)
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Ya more Uber Erotica Hoorah!
You know that if it doesnt come up with fifty or so posts about some guy going into the bathroom to whack one off whilst mum is cooking him dins then its lies. This will have more fiction in it than a polical campaign.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:55:06 EDT (#)
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i don't see what me being an asshole has to do with this
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:43 EDT (#)
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Um...how "current" is current? Because that would make a big difference in whether I qualify :(
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:54:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:52:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:51:43 EDT (#)
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can you sum this up in 6 words for me
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Mudwhistle, you are an asshole, ok?
There's 6 for you!
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Funny as shit. +2 for that alone
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:52:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:51:43 EDT (#)
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can you sum this up in 6 words for me
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Mudwhistle, you are an asshole, ok?
There's 6 for you!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:52:31 EDT (#)
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Post about getting some sex.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:52:23 EDT (#)
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A picture of Shlongy fucking something other than a farm animal.
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Wait a second there fuckface - don't talk about Mrs. Shlongy like that!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:51:52 EDT (#)
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It was indeed, Linus.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:51:43 EDT (#)
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can you sum this up in 6 words for me
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:50:45 EDT (#)
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+2 The post mentioned was mine.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:50:25 EDT (#)
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Stunning image. I'm in.