Creature of Habit (313 hits)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-07 13:02:41 EDT
I am a creature of habit...bad habit(s)
At my best I am annoyingly punctual and possessed of a perfectionist bent with an ego and clarity to match.
Conversely at my worst I am procrastination incarnate, slovenly and in desperate need of personal hygiene.
Breaking out of the former rhythm of my life of denying myself success I sit and wonder as I wear yesterdays clothes that may or may not have been recently laundered how it is that I have accomplished a goal.
Excuse me for a moment while I open the window to clear the air of this mornings study session.
The swirling air currents draw the aromatic haze out into the sunny green vale that is my backyard.
The clock reads 11:20am, five hours early or just in tune with my inner Englishman.
Dreading the next task of editing, revising and finalizing 25% of my grade on an radical opinion expressed with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. I only have to introduce, insert, and cite two more quotes and it will be complete...completely ready for me to read aloud and pick apart for grammar, sentence structure, and proper punctuation.
Ever so glibly I have expressed a plan for genocide and sold it with a devil's grin during a oral presentation a weeks past.
I could have done it yesterday, I could be doing it now, but the paper was already good and I am just dodging the truth again. Procrastinating in perfect form as I write this, out of habit, trying to avoid doing what I need to do.
Study for my final in Statistics.
My deviations are standard.
For I am a creature of habit.
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Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:27:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:57:50 EDT (#)
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If you could make it like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dtbY1KB64c
I'd be pretty enthused.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:22:15 EDT (#)
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Sorry Icky, I'll try to include more puppets for you next time.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:05:39 EDT (#)
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You come across as a pretentious cunt. Sorry.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:38:01 EDT (#)
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Of course what I wrote would have been a lot less interesting if I had just written:
"I am studying for my exam and wrapping up my semester stoned off my ass and watching south park reruns trying to avoid editing a paper."
The paper/oral presentation that got me compared to Hitler because I support an 80% reduction in the human population as a solution to Global Warming. It is a total bullshit piece, but I found research to back it up, so I ran with it.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:27:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:32:32 EDT (#)
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Oathy, go slit your wrists man...this wasn't a blog.
Seriously fucker: I spent most of this semester stoned off my ass and still got a 4.0 and my oral presentation got me compared to Hitler.
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+2 conversion only because I, too, smoked heaps of weed in college and kept an academic scholarship the whole while.
Kudos.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:42:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:32:32 EDT (#)
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Oathy, go slit your wrists man...this wasn't a blog.
Seriously fucker: I spent most of this semester stoned off my ass and still got a 4.0 and my oral presentation got me compared to Hitler.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:24:18 EDT (#)
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for this:
Study for my final in Statistics.
My deviations are standard
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ha ha
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:16:30 EDT (#)
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UBERSITE IS NOT A BLOG.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College
P.S. Yawn.