UberDirectory 2008 CamSlut (1077 hits)
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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2008-05-07 13:20:59 EDT
I need a shave.
I love my camera.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a Brit, right?
And RE filename, no, *I* don't :( But I know a man who would :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You DO realize you've set yourself up for a 'Beebing, right?
For some reason I thought you used to have brown hair. Huh.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-08 05:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly that tie looks like a huge penis heading towards your mouth
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not needing a shave. Kronenbourg tastes like balls.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading the comments on this tripped me out thoroughly, haven't you and Method said these things to each other before? Like last week or something? Maybe I dreamt it last week or something, some manner of phantom memory made flesh...
I think I need to stop getting out of bed in the morning, it's not doing me any good. Also I think you should burn that tie because if you lose it, you might find it again.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-08 00:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly that tie looks like a huge penis heading towards your mouth
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THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW THIS.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you'd be the Alpha Geek in most geek circles.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i scrolled real quick and thought the tie was a pink penis
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 20:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gayer than kbot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*like John Wayne's balls
I have some kind of disease of something.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jimi: +2
Beer: +2
Good beer: +39,996
Tie: -1
Pink tie: -40,000
Balls huge and grotesque John Wayne's balls (to have posted this picture): +2
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+1
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly that tie looks like a huge penis heading towards your mouth
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh god, forensic, no i'm not well adjusted... I'm awkward and clumsy around women and constantly bring the tone of a conversation down to levels which disgust even the most enlightened of souls.
I think if you were my babysitter, we'd have had illegal sex. Just putting that out there.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To all those folk saying that looks like a penis heading for my mouth... YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO SEE A COSMETIC SURGEON.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly that tie looks like a huge penis heading towards your mouth
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look weirdly like my ex. Just enough of a resemblance to look both totally like, and yet completely different...
weird.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still wanna talk shit???????
also yeah that DOES look like a peener goin towards your face. At mach 11
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awwwwww
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
simply love the tie darling
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly that tie looks like a huge penis heading towards your mouth
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha below...
at least his mouth isnt gaping. it's more like he's going "hmm-mm." as in nope.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly that tie looks like a huge penis heading towards your mouth
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good luck with all of those photoshopped posts of that picture that are being created as we speak.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just did the math. Not young enough to be my son, but I could have been your babysitter.
Since you're relatively well adjusted, I would say that I wasn't.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I wear this to work.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Shlongy, but I do have Dido, t.A.T.u, and Christian Rock band P.O.D.
DVD Stack in the picture is:
The Wicker Man (Director's Cut, Original)
The Deer Hunter
JAM (Black comedy, very good)
OldBoy
The Devils' Rejects
SAW
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Donnie Darko (Director's Cut)
Platoon
Jarhead
Trainspotting
A Clockwork Orange
Hamburger Hill
Thank you nugget; I'm 24, if that helps things.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Something is disturbing me greatly but I can't identify it.
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It's the gigantic hand.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cougar below
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a nice person.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Something is disturbing me greatly but I can't identify it.
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he's young enough to be your son
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Funniest thing I've seen on Uber this week
*looks up
Ok second funniest
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the only dvd's i can make out are jarhead, donnie darko, and saw. +2 for the first two.
you look like a party animal.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you know that Thomas Dolby contributed the signature synthesizer sound for the song "Urgent" on Foreigner's 1981 album 4. And he played the atmospheric synth intro to the mega-hit "Waiting For A Girl Like You"?
The "She Blinded me with science" guy.
hmm.
I have know idea what relevance that has to this post.
I just needed to share.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Something is disturbing me greatly but I can't identify it.
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he's young enough to be your son
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder if you'll ever see human vagina
while its still warm i mean
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Something is disturbing me greatly but I can't identify it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Death'Jester?
hahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. That shirt is a fucking embarrassment, too.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha that's hilarious
poor jimi's spinning like a motherfucker
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pink tie
that makes this well worth seeing, just for the laugh factor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't fool us...I can clearly see a Grace Jones and a
adonna CD in your music collection, Cupcake.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
true, true.
besides I have no desire to see an impostor Hendrix banging white chicks with afro-bushes.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lol you got all dressed up for us!?
You're handsome albiet young.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not ass-slapping, dickbreath, it's called "encouragement"
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fallen, as we all know the best porn is free and comes from torrent trackers.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hey Method! You didn'd die of AIDS then?
I thought you'd got HIV been sharing needles with your steroid-injecting, ass-slapping gym buddies.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My sexuality is unquestionable.
Check my porn collection.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It must anger you that God gave you a distinguished butt-nose instead of a distinguished butt-chin, but hey, you're a unique snowflake
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
re-cam to my right, your left.
I want to see if the "Hendrix Porno" is in your DVD pile.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I won't even bother commenting on your pink tie since you, I, and the entire western world already know you're as gay as they come.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
takes a real man to wear pink???
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nothin' says "i'm gay" like this picture