Matt Damon is in my town (459 hits)
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Submitted by A.L. (View user info) at 2008-05-07 15:19:20 EDT
Matt Damon is shooting a movie... and he looks like a child molester nowadays...
He is shooting scenes in Decatur, Illinois for his new movie "The Informant", which is about the price fixing scandals at ADM in the early 90's. It's actually a pretty interesting story that is based off a book. However, Damon is playing an old asshole that is something of a pussy, so don't expect any Bourne Identity fight scenes. And the guy Damon is playing (Mark Whitacre) is a total douche with delusions of grandeur and the only reason he uncovered the scandal to ADM was because he wanted to become the CEO and he needed to cover up the hundred thousand some odd dollars he stole from the company.
The best part of the movie will be to see the child molester mustache he'll be sporting. Here is a picture some friends of mine took when they went to get an autograph from him.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:38:34 EDT (#)
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You live in Decatur? GTFO...I'm not too far from Peoria myself. And ol scourgey-poo is even closer to you than I.
GO ADM WOOOOO
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:27:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:16:42 EDT (#)
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people on uber are too cool to get star struck.
course, if damon was filming a movie in my town i would think that was cool. wonder why i'm so different. maybe i need to watch more adult swim or own an ipod.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:51:36 EDT (#)
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Paulie Shore was down at the mall yesterday. He was all "$10 for my autograph" and I was like "$10 to kick you in the nuts." And he was all like "no way, buddy." And I started to walk to Borders, but he caught up with me and was all like "my agent says I have to," and I was like "$5" and he was all "no way, buddy."
To cut the story short, I got to kick him in tha balls until he peed blood, and all I gave him was a buck. The funny part is that his agent probably took 20% of that.
So yeah, the point is your story sucked.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:40:31 EDT (#)
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MAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOON
I live within 5 miles of Tony Iommi. I'M SO COOL!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:42:31 EDT (#)
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Yeah, apparently I'm the only one who thinks this is cool. I didn't think you were bragging, dude.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:40:05 EDT (#)
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his makeup is poorly blended. :(
Submitted by Markov (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:12:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah...I got Hilary and Obama in mine. Fuck this shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:02:49 EDT (#)
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WOW! YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!
AND IN A STRANGE COINCIDENCE, CHARLIE URBANSKI IS IN MY TOWN RIGHT NOW!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:01:30 EDT (#)
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Speaking of facts....
Pardon support from FBI agents and Chuck Colson
Whitacre has numerous supporters who continue to lobby for a Presidential Pardon [Clemency].[2][5] According to letters filed to Pardon Attorney at Department of Justice and to President George W. Bush, this position is also strongly supported by Mr. Dean Paisley, the former Springfield, Illinois FBI supervisor in charge of the ADM case-who wrote numerous letters to the White House in support of Whitacre.[2] There is some evidence that then-Chairman of ADM, Dwayne Andreas, exerted undue political influence at the time on focusing the case away from the company and toward Mark Whitacre, according to Lieber who also wrote several pardon letters in support of Whitacre to the Department of Justice and the White House.[5] Dwayne Andreas was a friend of several former U.S. presidents. A more recent letter to the Pardon Attorney at the Department of Justice from Mr. Dean Paisley [formerly with the FBI for 25 years] illustrated some concern that ADM executives may be influencing the decision-through ADM's tremendous political clout-whether Whitacre's pardon is granted or not.[2]
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:00:11 EDT (#)
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congratulations?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:59:47 EDT (#)
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He was a whistleblower, hence the name of the film. He went to the FBI during an unrelated case and ripped the top off a price-fixing scheme which ultimately cost ADM over half a billion dollars. As a result, the company put the blame for money laundering and corporate kickbacks on him. They fabricated evidence so that he would receive a harsher sentence than the other executives involved. This is why the FBI agents involved in the case and the US Attorney who prosecuted it have been lobbying for his pardon.
But hey, who cares about facts, yeah?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:56:04 EDT (#)
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He has about as much grease on his face as the Baconator I ate for lunch.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:54:25 EDT (#)
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I like his shirt
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:45:40 EDT (#)
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Where are they filming?
in a tunnel?
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:45:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:38:11 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot. Seriously.
But maybe I'm biased. I work with Whitacre's cousin.
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And Whitacre was a criminal. Dude was the star witness of the biggest antitrust case in U.S. history and he managed to end up in jail.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:42:57 EDT (#)
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The Good Shepard was filmed in my town a few years back...De Niro, Jolie, Damon and everyone chilled there for a good 2-3 weeks.
Meet the Parents was filmed there too.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:40:33 EDT (#)
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I know! Why don't you go run up to him as fast as possible while holding a chocolate revolver. Movie Stars just LOVE chocolate revolvers.
Then he'll HAVE to love you.
And you can put him in your special room.
Behind the hidden door.
In your creepy closet.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:38:11 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot. Seriously.
But maybe I'm biased. I work with Whitacre's cousin.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:37:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:32:39 EDT (#)
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OMG! GET THE CAMERA!1oNE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!! I'M SO LUCKY!!ONE1 I'M GONNA CUM!!!
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Made me lol for some reason.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:37:10 EDT (#)
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yozz just made me laugh harder than anything else all day
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:33:25 EDT (#)
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OH YEAH WELL BIG BOI FROM OUTKAST IS IN MINE. Because he lives here. So there.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:32:39 EDT (#)
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OMG! GET THE CAMERA!1oNE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!! I'M SO LUCKY!!ONE1 I'M GONNA CUM!!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:32:34 EDT (#)
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Who fucking gives a fucking fuck you fucking fucker?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:28:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:27:20 EDT (#)
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Matt Damon!
America - Fuck Yeah!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:23:23 EDT (#)
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