Oh What An Uber Day (571 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2008-05-07 17:00:33 EDT
I've been thinking about Jack's idea to get all of Uber to say 'Fuck' on video. And I must say it's a rather good idea.
I've had an idea.
A lot of the UK ubernauts should remember an advert that the BBC did - covering the wonderful Lou Reed's "Perfect Day." It was good because it had many celebrities of the day (including that cunt Bono) sing a line or two each.
Currently working link ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-euE5Z-ctGg )
I hearby propose a rehash of this idea, starring our very own Ubernauts. ON VIDEO. It can be awful quality from a phone, webcam or whatever (this is the 21st century people - keep up now) - somebody show Shlongy how webcams work.
*thinks*
Someone male show Shlongy webcams. Someone who wont have to suffer the shouts of "show me your holllllllllllllle" over the interwebs.
Now obviously I want to do David Bowie's lines because he is British, and we both have bad teeth. dur.
But I can picture Caul doing a line or two in his own inimitable fashion, and Shlongy being Mr Lou Reed himself.
Seriously - let's do this.
Questions - ideas - submissions - please send to redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk and i'll cobble it together with a bit of iMovie
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Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-05-09 02:20:12 EDT (#)
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Thorns will provide a rusty trombone sayeth the Lord.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:50:23 CDT (#)
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I wonder if the good Capt Thorns might do the odd trumpet solo and similar?
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Perhaps. I'll give the song a listen from home later to see if I can pull it off, YouTube and such is blocked for me here at work (as is Facebook now, BTW - got your e-mail, but couldn't open the link).
Websense sucks donkey balls.
Although I must admit I'm rather surprised that you would even CONSIDER soliciting me for trumpet after hearing me play on O-Man's "Auld Lang Syne" project a few years ago, whenever that was. :P
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:07:41 EDT (#)
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I do not have the technology.
I had the technology, and then I had a flatmate with a cat.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:57:29 EDT (#)
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Oh, unfortunately, I have no webcam, nor any way to my knowledge of recording and sending me singing that wonderful man's song.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 05:09:48 EDT (#)
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Luckily for me I have no way of recording a video and sending it to you Red, so I don't have to participate in your latest ghastly idea.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:52:08 EDT (#)
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I like the idea of everyone saying "fuck" better.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:42:28 EDT (#)
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Would the subtitles be for my lisping gay voice or for my bizarre accent?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:33:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:39:03 EDT (#)
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I'm well up for this. And helping out if you need it.
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We are going to need subtitles then.
I will be up for this. I want the bit where the guy goes "Such a Poifect day......
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:14:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:39:03 EDT (#)
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I'm well up for this. And helping out if you need it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:54:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:23:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:19:58 EDT (#)
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I had actually forgotten about you
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ubersite's pastiest, ugliest 4-eyed British wankstain FORGOT about me!!
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Ginger_Minger strikes again.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 21:04:32 EDT (#)
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what a wonderful idea
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:33:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:09:02 EDT (#)
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stupidly long guitar solo. What do I put over that? Just a picture of Shlongy giving the world the finger?
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I'll scream and fling my ponytail about like a fat old 80's guitar hero-of-the-moment while I play a stupidly long terrifically horrid guitar solo on my Epiphone 7-string Flying V, if you like. No? Ok, nevermind.
>8-[ <---Dracula.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:29:26 EDT (#)
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It's a beautiful evening in my trousers, too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:27:18 EDT (#)
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It is a beautiful evening at the park.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:23:27 EDT (#)
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I'M OUT. IT'S OFFICIAL.
I still want to do Nico though. Or some fascimile thereof.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:16:06 EDT (#)
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fuck it. It's perfect day. The link and lyrics are right there. It doesn't require any high level of skill for singing it, the lines aren't closely paced so I can easily edit it. It's ideal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:09:02 EDT (#)
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stupidly long guitar solo. What do I put over that? Just a picture of Shlongy giving the world the finger?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:07:20 EDT (#)
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GAR. I say ... whatever...
Sucks to be you Jake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:06:50 EDT (#)
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Does it have less lines though?
I still think perfect day is the easiest and most likely to succeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:04:47 EDT (#)
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I do love that song.
damn it.
Shlongy if I do change my mind, you fucking Better participate or I will hunt you down and voodoo your golf clubs.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:02:19 EDT (#)
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How about "All Tomorrow's Parties."
I can be Nico.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:59:11 EDT (#)
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A) Most of the world- especially the UBER world have never even HEARD of your song choice (You've read enough Uber "music" posts to know what these idiots listen to
B) Here's choice number 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfKPrqWfLuM&feature=related
Waiting for the man
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:56:50 EDT (#)
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OK, I am in... but I agree with the old man - I think it should be a new song.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:56:14 EDT (#)
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Look - I Get how awesome Bowie and Lou are together. I know I know, but this song is ideal for all entrants and has a natural 'everyone do a line each.'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:54:41 EDT (#)
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I'll put music beneath it all - but it will be strictly low key once I find a recording where Lou is all in one channel. The important thing is people and their own wondrous vocal qualities are the centre.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:53:25 EDT (#)
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No can do.
The song is WAYYYY too boring.
I thought you'd go for White Light/White Heat since you mentioned Bowie and Lou.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1bTqsLO9M&feature=related
Here's Lou and David kicking some ass.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:50:21 EDT (#)
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are you putting in music or is everyone supposed to be a cappella?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:47:22 EDT (#)
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let's do this one first and then if the Uber Orchestra is that awesome you can pitch your own song.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:46:25 EDT (#)
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Remind ME what it looks like, then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMuADCrnZY
THIS song.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:44:19 EDT (#)
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okay, that's multiple namedrops from Shlongy.
hi, Shlongy!
ps: no video necessary...memory is all i need.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:41:33 EDT (#)
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Buy a webcam???...For WHAT?
So I can transmit pictures of my dick to experima?
I'll pass...
I think my digital camera takes video...I recall shooting a bunch of video from my mom-in-laws funeral when I thought I was taking pictures.
Let's do White Light, White Heat instead.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:34:06 EDT (#)
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or just buy a fucking webcam. Aren't you rich?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:31:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:30:25 BST (#)
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sacrosanct. i like that.
everyone also should probably be in the same key, too.
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hahahaa
yes. yes they should.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:31:11 EDT (#)
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Shlongy wants to be your man.
Seriously though Shlongy. Borrow a phone for all of two mins. Record yourself just doing the last line - save it to memory card or send it to an ubernaut and we're golden here. You on the golf course or wherever.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:30:25 EDT (#)
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sacrosanct. i like that.
everyone also should probably be in the same key, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:29:19 EDT (#)
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Let's do dome Velvet Underground...We're gonna have a real good time, together...
I get to bang Nico.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:28:06 EDT (#)
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robert cray
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:25:39 EDT (#)
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Fungah - to answer your q - no. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Day#Performers
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Experima. No rape. Only comedy I will allow is Shlongy is allowed to say 'dipshits' at the end
and any visual jokes that you may wish. The song is sacrosanct though.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:22:06 EDT (#)
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Is that black guy with the guitar Wayne Brady?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:19:57 EDT (#)
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i like this idea, but is it going to be all ghey and ubercentric instead of the real song? (you're going to rape just what you sow, etc.)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:10:39 EDT (#)
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You up for this then Shlongy? Can you get a phone? I'm sure we'll be able to find an ubernaut who can upload the resultant file.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:05:17 EDT (#)
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Let's do "Vicious" instead.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:53:03 EDT (#)
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What's with all the *good ideas*?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:50:23 EDT (#)
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Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark, we'll go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie too, and then home
[Chorus:]
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It's such fun
Just a perfect day
You make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good
[Chorus]
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
You're going to reap just what you sow
I wonder if the good Capt Thorns might do the odd trumpet solo and similar?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:45:38 EDT (#)
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neat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:44:01 EDT (#)
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mobile phone with video capabilities? Or the lend of someone's phone for one whole line?
How about "Oh what a perfect day" - and as it's you, "dipshits"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:41:41 EDT (#)
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Well, I certainly love Lou Reed but I don't have a webcam.
If that's what's needed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:38:49 EDT (#)
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And, in case you care, do you know what comes to mind when I think of 'redskieslookfake'?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
I don't register one single post, diatribe or even comment that is even worth remembering.
Sad, really. To spend so much of your life here and yet remain so insignificant and paltry.
AFTER ALL, MY OPINIONS = REALITY
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I've not been well :(
But I'm getting better!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:36:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:29:52 EDT (#)
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I do hope your self esteem is not tied too closely to whatever opinion of you I may hold. It can hardly be my fault if your frequent, shall we say regenerations, make it hard to recall who you are. All that comes to mind is a sock, a discussion about steroids and Caul, Shlongy and Method laughing at you.
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And, in case you care, do you know what comes to mind when I think of 'redskieslookfake'?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
I don't register one single post, diatribe or even comment that is even worth remembering.
Sad, really. To spend so much of your life here and yet remain so insignificant and paltry.
AFTER ALL, MY OPINIONS = REALITY
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:27:06 EDT (#)
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"4-eyed"?
Seriously?
What are you, 6?
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Shut the fuck up you pencil-necked geek.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:33:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:31:13 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Day#Performers
You don't have to be Ian Broudie if you don't want Apollo. Entirely up to you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:29:52 EDT (#)
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I do hope your self esteem is not tied too closely to whatever opinion of you I may hold. It can hardly be my fault if your frequent, shall we say regenerations, make it hard to recall who you are. All that comes to mind is a sock, a discussion about steroids and Caul, Shlongy and Method laughing at you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:29:21 EDT (#)
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i'm in!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:28:30 EDT (#)
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Be careful, Lishy, he might drop "pencil-necked" or, God help us, "geek" in the next review.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:27:06 EDT (#)
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"4-eyed"?
Seriously?
What are you, 6?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:26:16 EDT (#)
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David Bowie rocks my face off.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:25:09 EDT (#)
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"Stand clear of the ROID RAGE"
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:23:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:19:58 EDT (#)
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I had actually forgotten about you
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ubersite's pastiest, ugliest 4-eyed British wankstain FORGOT about me!!
Pardon me while I complete my planned suicide you insipid fucking dork.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:19:58 EDT (#)
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Enough of you though. If you don't want to take part - that's fine. I had actually forgotten about you entirely as a participant on Uber anyway.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:18:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:15:01 BST (#)
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I predict that this little 'contest' goes absolutely nowhere and that your churlish, smug sense of humor elicits more groans and sighs than grins and giggles.
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It's not a contest silly ginger.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:15:01 EDT (#)
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I predict that this little 'contest' goes absolutely nowhere and that your churlish, smug sense of humor elicits more groans and sighs than grins and giggles.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:10:46 EDT (#)
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uh huh Oathy. You can be Heather Small. You probably have the voice for it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:09:19 EDT (#)
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I only have about 6 seconds of recording time on my shitty camphone. Also, I can't sing.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:09:16 EDT (#)
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I've been thinking about Jack's idea to get all of Uber to say 'Fuck' on video. And I must say it's a rather good idea.
I've had an idea.
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I stopped here.