What 3 Years on Ubersite has done to Me (Uberdirectory Camwhore) (847 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.35 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-05-08 07:13:50 EDT
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I respect the fact that you can be so realistic about this.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-11 07:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, that was incredible
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-10 21:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 21:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-10 12:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look about 12.
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Yay!
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-10 12:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look about 12.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, what am I saying, you are right! I am ugly!
Just because i am a mother, and pregnant, I have not noticed!
How do I de-uglify? What can I do? Should I purchase paper bags in bulk or more drstic, ake to the surgeons knife?
Help! I am so hideous I can't leave the house!!
:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be many things, but whilst I am not at all 'hot' or 'fit' I am certainly not ugly.
That is a very harsh word, I wouldn't expect you'd like to hear someone say that of your mother would you?
No. Then do not say it of me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice. that blonde girl is hot/whorish.
p.s. orphelia is ugly
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to my world.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've always thought you were a dashing fellow. as it turns out, i wasn't wrong.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-05-08 22:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm on the fence on this one so let's stick with this rating until I can decide if I can tolerate you.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm changing my mind about you Orphelia. Maybe you are quite good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard 'you idiot' and knew someone was talking to me.
Yes, you are probably right their. On both counts :(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your comments of my camwhores lead me to believe you must be some chisel jawed adonis with hair of gold and ocean blue eyes.
You are just a spotty, greasy munter with a big nose.
Nice chest hair though.
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I'm male, you idiot. It doesn't matter what i look like.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's killing us all. Slowly.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:36:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also.
Why is your face puckered up like a paris hilton candid? The only thing missing is the chihuahua and exposed vagina.
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You obviously haven't seen his other pics.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have an australian fetish
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also.
Why is your face puckered up like a paris hilton candid? The only thing missing is the chihuahua and exposed vagina.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or zeroing.
whatever.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm totally retal -2ing you here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAA +8072365802672435 for Method pose.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your comments of my camwhores lead me to believe you must be some chisel jawed adonis with hair of gold and ocean blue eyes.
You are just a spotty, greasy munter with a big nose.
Nice chest hair though.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That blonde chick--was it too much alcohol or did she just kiss you?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah,
good stuff.
how many eccies had the bird in the orange dress taken?!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the time I'm Shlongy's age I'll be rich enough to not give a shit if i weigh 800 pounds and am completely hairless.
In fact, it's part of my plan.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The... er... young lady in the peach colored dress is either under the influence of some kind of rape drug, or she's had an egg beater inserted in her vagina.
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Actually, I'm guessing that the one in yellow was drugged and the other two were either paid or were just extremely horny + stupid to go for a guy who is pudgy and ugly and will probably be fat and bald when he's Shlongy's age.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice pedo pic. that last shot must be the one you IM mylittlepony1994
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the chick in the yellow? is that before or after the roofies?
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she DOES look like she was going to pass out. Probably so drunk that she couldn't recognize his rampant ugly for what it was.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The... er... young lady in the peach colored dress is either under the influence of some kind of rape drug, or she's had an egg beater inserted in her vagina.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Sicosemen but about 10 years older and 90% stupider.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU, GOLLUM!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats to Uber for creating a fucktard perv to creating a pervtard fucker? Woo?
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the chick in the yellow? is that before or after the roofies?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck, I thought you were a woman!
also: in the picture of teh ladiez, the blonde one looks like she's going to eat my brain. I'd hit the 1st one, though.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no escaping the interweb.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not enough kilos, zits, and shelves of Anime and Manga porn in the background in the last pic.
But otherwise....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck that girl looks like a SKAAAA-AAANK!
is she available?
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy hell what the fuck happened to your beautiful hair?
*weeeeeeeeeeeeps, habeeb style*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't really think so.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Ross, and no Doug I know of, but my dad was pretty good at women.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think uber has had anything to do with your social regression.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You think rob's gonna post soon again?
Will he get it on most heated, all by himself?
Will we ever see your right nut?
Simply unbearable to wait for the answers on these epical questions...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahahhahahah
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, I was about to ask you a similar question, except I think I know your name's not Ross. I was going to ask if you had a relative named Doug. The resemblance is uncanny.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your name isn't Ross by any chance, is it?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 07:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahaha.