SPT - plus I'm new plus a whorecam for the uberdirectory (505 hits)
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Submitted by A Random Doris (View user info) at 2008-05-08 10:32:24 EDT
so yesterday catwoman asked what the rules were and i haven't posted uyet because i was too scared to until now.
it seems that if you are pretty it doesn't matter and i think i'm pretty lolz.
picture is of me and my gal chantal and another girls birthday party.
also i like the idea of stolen jokes so have pasted a few onto here:
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.
What's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
hat does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What does a king do when he burps?
He issues a royal pardon.
What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.
What is hail?
Hard-boiled rain.
What's the strongest bird?
A crane.
What insect is good at math?
An account-ant.
What wobbles as it flies?
A jelly-copter.
How did the artist paint a picture?
Easel-y.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act like a nut.
How do you have a party in outer space?
You plan-et.
If two collars had a race, how would it end?
In a tie.
What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
What do you et if you cross a dinosaur with a plate?
A tyrannosaucer.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"
Why would you take a hammer to bed?
So you could hit the sack.
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:19:55 EDT (#)
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Why will you never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Why don't blondes where miniskirts in San Francisco?
The wind makes their balls cold.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:11:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:59:08 EDT (#)
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For good measure
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fuck off and bother someone else, just because you couldn't get a girl like me or chatal.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:59:08 EDT (#)
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For good measure
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:38:38 EDT (#)
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no its alright i done it again with the pic
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:37:21 EDT (#)
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EPIC fail.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:36:27 EDT (#)
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:34:16 EDT (#)
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i tried to post a picture but it didnt work
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:33:48 EDT (#)
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-2 no new tits for the directory
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:33:10 EDT (#)
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where is my picture gone?