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SPT - plus I'm new plus a whorecam for the uberdirectory (432 hits)

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Submitted by A Random Doris (View user info) at 2008-05-08 10:32:24 EDT


so yesterday catwoman asked what the rules were and i haven't posted uyet because i was too scared to until now.

it seems that if you are pretty it doesn't matter and i think i'm pretty lolz.

picture is of me and my gal chantal and another girls birthday party.


also i like the idea of stolen jokes so have pasted a few onto here:

What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.

What's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.

hat does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.

What does a king do when he burps?
He issues a royal pardon.

What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.

What is hail?
Hard-boiled rain.

What's the strongest bird?
A crane.

What insect is good at math?
An account-ant.

What wobbles as it flies?
A jelly-copter.

How did the artist paint a picture?
Easel-y.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act like a nut.

How do you have a party in outer space?
You plan-et.

If two collars had a race, how would it end?
In a tie.

What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

What do you et if you cross a dinosaur with a plate?
A tyrannosaucer.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"

Why would you take a hammer to bed?
So you could hit the sack.


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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why will you never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why don't blondes where miniskirts in San Francisco?
The wind makes their balls cold.




Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For good measure
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fuck off and bother someone else, just because you couldn't get a girl like me or chatal.

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For good measure

Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no its alright i done it again with the pic

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

EPIC fail.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!

Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i tried to post a picture but it didnt work

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 no new tits for the directory

Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

where is my picture gone?


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