SPT - plus I'm new plus a camwhore for the uberdirectory (1840 hits)
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Submitted by A Random Doris (View user info) at 2008-05-08 10:37:09 EDT
so yesterday catwoman asked what the rules were and i haven't posted uyet because i was too scared to until now.
it seems that if you are pretty it doesn't matter and i think i'm pretty lolz.
picture is of me and my gal chantal and another girls birthday party.
also i like the idea of stolen jokes so have pasted a few onto here:
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.
What's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
hat does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What does a king do when he burps?
He issues a royal pardon.
What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.
What is hail?
Hard-boiled rain.
What's the strongest bird?
A crane.
What insect is good at math?
An account-ant.
What wobbles as it flies?
A jelly-copter.
How did the artist paint a picture?
Easel-y.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act like a nut.
How do you have a party in outer space?
You plan-et.
If two collars had a race, how would it end?
In a tie.
What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
What do you et if you cross a dinosaur with a plate?
A tyrannosaucer.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"
Why would you take a hammer to bed?
So you could hit the sack.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:37:26 EDT (#)
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LOVE THOSE TEEN SLUTS
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-12 20:35:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:50:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:15 EDT (#)
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Did your mother fuck a whatsit?
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who is whatsit?
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You don't know either huh? I'm pretty sure a meteor wouldn't touch the sides on both you and your mom.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:53:54 EDT (#)
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egads...
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:17:32 EDT (#)
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Your implants are showing
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 11:00:03 EDT (#)
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tell your nigger friend to blow her nigger nose.
disgusting.
so's the snot.
Submitted by JesusIsAHibee (user info) at 2008-05-10 10:52:55 EDT (#)
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Where did the one on the right go on holiday? That's some tan.
Spearchucker
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-10 09:54:55 EDT (#)
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......not another one.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-05-10 09:34:52 EDT (#)
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-2 FAKE WHORES!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2008-05-10 08:46:44 EDT (#)
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If you want the accusations of alter and retard to stop post a picture. This picture needs to have you holding up a sign that says Ubersite: not an alter! Then you can continue showing boobie posts and all the men will be like:
lolhawt can I have da sex w/ uz'?!? ++++++22222???????????!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRIES 4 CULLIN U FAT!
Yeah that's almost exactly how it will be. Get to work.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-10 04:21:12 EDT (#)
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Id hit them both...
...hard
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:09:23 EDT (#)
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You're fucking stupid.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:03:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:47:53 EDT (#)
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Anagram of "Captain Ambivalent": A Banana Pelvic Mitt
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hahaha
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:04:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:50:44 EDT (#)
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i'm not posting my boobs!
this is sexy lol
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No, sexy would be if you were asian and posted some shots of your vajayjay. Spread open. While having a squirting orgasm. Also, get a tit reduction. You'll have stretch marks by the time you're 27, and by 30 you'll have boulder-tit syndrome. And also, try posting something that isn't shit.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:13:12 EDT (#)
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I want to put my willy in you and maybe your friend.
That is all
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:24:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.darwinawards.com/
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:51:21 EDT (#)
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I'm groaning not because I'm masturbating to the thought of you sucking the skin off my lunchmeat truncheon, but because I heard that you're up for a Darwin Award.
Don't ever speak, move, or breathe again.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait a minute...
i think she thinks SPT is "stolen joke posting today"....
that would really be lame..
great tits...
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:06:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:18:44 EDT (#)
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If your boyfriend set it up for you why did you choose to be called captain?
You're X54, aren't you.
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i didn't choose to be called anything he said 'here have this acco8nt on uber its a cool place'
jesus its not that difficult to undertsnad
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:22:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:46:53 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:35:28 EDT (#)
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Let's itemise precisely how bad this alter is:
2. They named themselves CAPTAIN
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Yarrrr, there's only room for ONE captain around here...
...prepare to walk my plank!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:18:44 EDT (#)
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If your boyfriend set it up for you why did you choose to be called captain?
You're X54, aren't you.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:46:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:35:28 EDT (#)
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Let's itemise precisely how bad this alter is:
1. They registered 9 months ago.
2. They named themselves CAPTAIN
3. They said 'lolz'
4. They Kristy Swanned
5. They know what SPT and Uberdirectory are but are too naive to know that "being pretty" isn't going to get you anything but derision if you haven't first established yourself.
6. Then they said their name was... Brittany.
And you buttplugs got this to most heated. You know, i think the appearence of this significantly-below-average alter is suspiciously linked to berg 'quitting' ubersite.
You're not doing this to us to show how relatively good your normal persona is, are you rob?
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ha wrong wrong and wrong
i never named myself as my boyfriend or exboyfriend i should say set this account up for me.
and i already explained how i new about posting jokes yesteday and how everyone was posting pictures of themselves.
dumn shit.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:44:29 EDT (#)
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listen to me fuck you! i speak how i want to speak how the fuck do you think you are anyway?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:34:27 EDT (#)
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YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB YOU CAN'T EVEN DO DUMB CONVINCINGLY.
No-one says "like whatever" anymore, let alone writes it.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:59:00 EDT (#)
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i dont know why you are calling me an alter but like whatever
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:35:28 EDT (#)
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Let's itemise precisely how bad this alter is:
1. They registered 9 months ago.
2. They named themselves CAPTAIN
3. They said 'lolz'
4. They Kristy Swanned
5. They know what SPT and Uberdirectory are but are too naive to know that "being pretty" isn't going to get you anything but derision if you haven't first established yourself.
6. Then they said their name was... Brittany.
And you buttplugs got this to most heated. You know, i think the appearence of this significantly-below-average alter is suspiciously linked to berg 'quitting' ubersite.
You're not doing this to us to show how relatively good your normal persona is, are you rob?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:19:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:36:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:53:24 BST (#)
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youre not a what? what the hell is a alter
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You don't know what an alter is but you know all about SPT, camwhore and Uberdirectory?
Not to mention you changed the name you posted under (most noobs end up with their address on their first post).
Alter or not, the reviews are funny. Welcome. :)
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one of the men posters was posting stolen jokes just today you fuckwit that;s how i now about stolen joke posting today and EVERYONE is posting picts ovet the last few days
isn't THAT the point?
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what a shitty attitude when i was being nice
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yeah well im sorry buit so many people were being mean to me yesterday
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 04:40:49 EDT (#)
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My 'Stolen Joke' thing was a joke dude. This is a good one though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:19:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:36:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:53:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
youre not a what? what the hell is a alter
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You don't know what an alter is but you know all about SPT, camwhore and Uberdirectory?
Not to mention you changed the name you posted under (most noobs end up with their address on their first post).
Alter or not, the reviews are funny. Welcome. :)
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one of the men posters was posting stolen jokes just today you fuckwit that;s how i now about stolen joke posting today and EVERYONE is posting picts ovet the last few days
isn't THAT the point?
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what a shitty attitude when i was being nice
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:14:15 EDT (#)
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not a very original alter.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:45:37 EDT (#)
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LOL!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-09 00:37:53 EDT (#)
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booger nose
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:03:14 EDT (#)
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<spirit of J-pig be with me now>
SHITTY
ALTER
ALERT
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:58:20 PDT (#)
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you look pretty fat
[ ] tits
[ ] gtfo
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:27:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:00 EDT (#)
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"Look at me!!! I'm a dumb cunt!!! LOOK!!!!"
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why do you have to instantly assume i am dumb because im pretty?
typical man really lol
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When did the word pretty stop meaning attractive as in "i'd like to stick it in you" and start meaning attractive like "holy shit I'm not that drunk you fucking hosebeast"?
SRSLY?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on Method, you can do better than this. You have shamed your family.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:49:18 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho, foooooooor sho.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:33:35 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:30:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:26:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:02:19 EDT (#)
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puckered lips = lame
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i thought you might understand as your new too
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:25:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:59:54 EDT (#)
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Yuck, yuck, yuck! no it's not some gay website whoever said that below, I can't be fucked to go back and quote it.
But this picture is dusgusting, even if its real or not. The dumb tart is flashing her tits with stretch marks on them. Both these tramps will look fucking hideous in the morning. Anybody so orange and caked in makeup belongs in a trailer park!
F.J if you like boys, I'm not surprised if this is the best of the female species.
Chavtastic market bling ditch whores!
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oh here we go another homosexual freak.
not getting any vagina virgil?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:19:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:36:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:53:24 BST (#)
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youre not a what? what the hell is a alter
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You don't know what an alter is but you know all about SPT, camwhore and Uberdirectory?
Not to mention you changed the name you posted under (most noobs end up with their address on their first post).
Alter or not, the reviews are funny. Welcome. :)
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one of the men posters was posting stolen jokes just today you fuckwit that;s how i now about stolen joke posting today and EVERYONE is posting picts ovet the last few days
isn't THAT the point?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:53:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:52:40 EDT (#)
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i have places to be you losers!
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Yeah the corner down the road.
GET BACK TO WORK
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i have a great job thank you
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:16:48 EDT (#)
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i see a few more jeleous people have stooped by to be rude to me lols
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:09:48 EDT (#)
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Blue Steel.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:59:54 EDT (#)
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Yuck, yuck, yuck! no it's not some gay website whoever said that below, I can't be fucked to go back and quote it.
But this picture is dusgusting, even if its real or not. The dumb tart is flashing her tits with stretch marks on them. Both these tramps will look fucking hideous in the morning. Anybody so orange and caked in makeup belongs in a trailer park!
F.J if you like boys, I'm not surprised if this is the best of the female species.
Chavtastic market bling ditch whores!
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:17:09 EDT (#)
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i already said i was on the left and chatal is on the right,
please don't call her a nigger thats not very nice. she is a lovely person and is my girl.
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I love sarcasim, great revues ! Made my morning.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters getting insulted by other alters.
Classic.
Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:04:01 EDT (#)
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http://mayrahoon.blogspot.com/2006/07/simpsons-classic-moment-makeup-gun.html
Submitted by CatWoman (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
puckered lips = lame
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:55:41 EDT (#)
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Got enough make up there, Paris?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:53:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post got rather entertaining rather quickly.
It will be fun when this alter is revealed.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was dedicated to you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do girls do that with their lips for pictures?
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Zoolander.
The movie Zoolander with Ben Stiller and his poses. He sticks his lips out like that. I think from there, New Jersey guidos started doing it because they thought they were being funny. Then other guidos saw the first guidos doing it and copied them to fit in. Then the mindless sheep were copied by more mindless sheep, and so forth and so on down the line. Now, girls who have no self-respect/morals/ethics/personality who want to be party of the "dirty-guido-cum-dumpster-crew" do it in some vain attempt for self-validation.
I think that's where the "stick-my-lips-out-check-out-my-fake-orange-tan-brah" thing comes from.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nor witnessed make-up applied with such skill and subtlety.
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Mine? lol.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:36:49 EDT (#)
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why do girls do that with their lips for pictures?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:36:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:53:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
youre not a what? what the hell is a alter
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You don't know what an alter is but you know all about SPT, camwhore and Uberdirectory?
Not to mention you changed the name you posted under (most noobs end up with their address on their first post).
Alter or not, the reviews are funny. Welcome. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. SHOW ME YOUR ALTER HOLE!!!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MOOOOM SHE PULLED MY HAIR FIIIIRST
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BART!!!! BAAAAARRRRRRRTTT! SHE'S RETALIATORY -2ING! BAN HER! BAAAAAAAANNNNNNN HEEEEERRRR!
it's like kindergarten around here
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be fair, she does look like she would give a great blowjob.
The hooped ear-rings would be perfect to hang onto.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
100!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me too. I have to get back for the staff, they worry if I'm late as they think they will end up locked inside starving to death.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have places to be you losers!
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Yeah the corner down the road.
GET BACK TO WORK
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have places to be you losers!
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Please, God, tell me it's in front of a moving train or at the end of a rope.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have places to be you losers!
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah well i left him 2 months ago
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You have me confused with someone who gives a shit.
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i wasn't asking you to give a shit fuck you
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah well i left him 2 months ago
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You have me confused with someone who gives a shit.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are not pretty. You are a whore.
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you dont even know me how can you say that?!
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did your mother fuck a whatsit?
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who is whatsit?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are not pretty. You are a whore.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post got rather entertaining rather quickly.
It will be fun when this alter is revealed.
Oh, I mean...YOU N UR GURL "CHATAL[sic]" R SO OMG GOD HAWTZ CAN WE B FRNZ ON MYSPACE?
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only dorks use myspace. dork
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah well i left him 2 months ago
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks, I thought it was pretty brilliant myself.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post got rather entertaining rather quickly.
It will be fun when this alter is revealed.
Oh, I mean...YOU N UR GURL "CHATAL[sic]" R SO OMG GOD HAWTZ CAN WE B FRNZ ON MYSPACE?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool place to hang out
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're awfully defensive, dear, for someone who's supposed to be 'ambivalent'.
I mean, what's the deal with that?
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my boyfriend set up this for me after saying this was a coll place to hang-out but i'm think its full of homosexuals
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What does that say about him?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're awfully defensive, dear, for someone who's supposed to be 'ambivalent'.
I mean, what's the deal with that?
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my boyfriend set up this for me after saying this was a coll place to hang-out but i'm think its full of homosexuals
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh really?
gosh I couldn't tell
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get the fuck off my posts you skanky worthless whore
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this is my post you fucking idiot
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're awfully defensive, dear, for someone who's supposed to be 'ambivalent'.
I mean, what's the deal with that?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did your mother fuck a whatsit?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, okay.
You are stunning, beautiful, incredible. My jaw hit my desk with such force when I saw you that my retainer fell out, and my cock leaped skywards like a spaniel sniffing out a biscuit.
I need you, I want you, I must have you, Doris. I have never, EVER seen a girl strike such an elegant and classy pose, nor witnessed make-up applied with such skill and subtlety. You are my goddess, and I shall think of nothing else until I know the taste of your glossy, irresistible pout.
There. That what you were expecting?
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see now i know that you are still being mean but just in a different way and that other man said i was thick ha!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get the fuck off my posts you skanky worthless whore
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:39:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:43 EDT (#)
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which makes me think that you probably ARE
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Mudwhistle is so fat that he isn't allowed on boats, but it's okay because he is comfortable with it and he doesn't believe in global warming so it's probably never going to be an issue.
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don't we have some unspoken agreement where you don't mention me in your inane bullshit and don't acknowledge you?
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Of course not! How could I possibly ignore such an ENORMOUS source of mirth?
For what it's worth I very much admire the fact that you are such a lardy brute but just don't give a fuck. True rebels, true individuals, in todays society can only effectivly define themselves by eating all of the pies.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Look at me!!! I'm a dumb cunt!!! LOOK!!!!"
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why do you have to instantly assume i am dumb because im pretty?
typical man really lol
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Look at me!!! I'm a dumb cunt!!! LOOK!!!!"
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Revin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight, spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track and shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you right into the Danger Zone
You'll never say hello to you until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can go!!!
Out along the edges always where I burn to be
The further on the edge the hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat!... honestly you lot have never seen a pretty girl you would think. i'm not fat
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Most of us dont get out much, what with feeding the girl scouts in the cellar and making sure Ma is fed when she watches her stories and best not talk about the amount of time we spend abusing ourselves to random pictures of females on the internet. Does that sound like we have time to 'date' real women?
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i'm starting to think that this is true drogoroch
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck do you think you are -2 my post. FUCK YOU.
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here you go.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my name is not doris that is just a joke it is Brittany
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which makes me think that you probably ARE
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Mudwhistle is so fat that he isn't allowed on boats, but it's okay because he is comfortable with it and he doesn't believe in global warming so it's probably never going to be an issue.
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don't we have some unspoken agreement where you don't mention me in your inane bullshit and don't acknowledge you?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, okay.
You are stunning, beautiful, incredible. My jaw hit my desk with such force when I saw you that my retainer fell out, and my cock leaped skywards like a spaniel sniffing out a biscuit.
I need you, I want you, I must have you, Doris. I have never, EVER seen a girl strike such an elegant and classy pose, nor witnessed make-up applied with such skill and subtlety. You are my goddess, and I shall think of nothing else until I know the taste of your glossy, irresistible pout.
There. That what you were expecting?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't understand what half of you are saying. you make weird references to thinks.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
berty... what are you refering to? beano is a houshold product isn't it?
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*chews gum and stares at the computer, slack faced*
Is it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat!... honestly you lot have never seen a pretty girl you would think. i'm not fat
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Most of us dont get out much, what with feeding the girl scouts in the cellar and making sure Ma is fed when she watches her stories and best not talk about the amount of time we spend abusing ourselves to random pictures of females on the internet. Does that sound like we have time to 'date' real women?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which makes me think that you probably ARE
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Mudwhistle is so fat that he isn't allowed on boats, but it's okay because he is comfortable with it and he doesn't believe in global warming so it's probably never going to be an issue.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what is gtfo?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which makes me think that you probably ARE
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat!... honestly you lot have never seen a pretty girl you would think. i'm not fat
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fat
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
beano reference below !
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you pretty?
wait.. there is already a picture! that's a start.
Why are you pulling that stupid face?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
berty... what are you refering to? beano is a houshold product isn't it?
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*chews gum and stares at the computer, slack faced*
Is it.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The whores in the .jpg go "Quack quack quack"
"Quack quack quack"
"Quack quack QUACK"
The whores in the .jpg go "Quack quack quack"
"Quack quack quack"
"Quack quack QUACK"
Aaaaallll through the town!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like this fella's pluck.
Spunky.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the only one who understands me, Hurty...
*flutters eyelashes*
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fuck you i have a boyfriend he just isnt being mean like most of the homosexuals on this forum
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yuck, you = mingaling and happy slaptastic.
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what is thuis somekind of gay website?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The truth is that only boys will fuck Bell so he pretends to like it. It's a shame really as he's a lovely chap, just in denial.
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i don't care if he is a homosexual really but there is no need for him to be mean about me and chantal.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yuck, you = mingaling and happy slaptastic.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the only one who understands me, Hurty...
*flutters eyelashes*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? Chantal has Nostrils?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The truth is that only boys will fuck Bell so he pretends to like it. It's a shame really as he's a lovely chap, just in denial.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get over your butthurt and leave
unless you're an alter in which case SHOW US YOUR TITS
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alteriffic, but I cant give tits anything less than +2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm. Replace 'beautiful women' with 'deperate tarts' and you are correct, dear.
I am bisexual actually, homophobic bitch.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a fuycking homo theer are two beautiful women in that picture and you make a coment about her nostril. loser.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BE STILL MY BEATING HEART! Do it Doris!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, alter.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good. 'Chatal' has a hairy nostril.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, maybe tomorrow i will post another picture.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i already said i was on the left and chatal is on the right,
please don't call her a nigger thats not very nice. she is a lovely person and is my girl.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not at all, I'm just showing you how to get uberMen hot and bothered.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reference: http://www.ubersite.com/u/ameelius
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what does this mean? you think I am her?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So are you the blonde skank or the dirty nigger?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A+
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thankyou someone with taste
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reference: http://www.ubersite.com/u/ameelius
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe not, but don't you want to make us squirm a little?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just because most of you dorks couldn't get a girl like me or chatal.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will give you +2 for life if you post in your bikini. For realz dawg.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
berty... what are you refering to? beano is a houshold product isn't it?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you might as well show us "your" tits since you're so fucking close already. You'll gain legendary popularity around here if you do.
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i will not post my boobs, but i do have some in a bikini. but you lot are being mean si i'll be fucked if im gojng to post them
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck are you all talking about stolen from flikr? this is from photobucket...MY photobucket
wTF is wrong with you people
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Wait. The other one. Chap with the face. Beano. THat's the one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dorris... Dorris...
*sounds of dusty clockwork gears grinding*
Familiar...
Is it... is it Jesus!?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you might as well show us "your" tits since you're so fucking close already. You'll gain legendary popularity around here if you do.
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I'm with him, tits or gtfo.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what I can't get enough of?
Whore duck lips.
Ever since the advent of MySpace and the like, an entire generation of painted, over-tanned whores think pursing their lips to look like a duck's bill is attractive.
Oh, and if you think we think this is you you are retarded. I could just as well pirate any picture that I wanted to and declare it to be myself.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugh,
post is awful.... must -2.... boobs are large... must +2.... post is awful.... must -2.... CONFLICT, SHUT DOWN AND RESTART.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you might as well show us "your" tits since you're so fucking close already. You'll gain legendary popularity around here if you do.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how come this post has been replaced with the first one i posted... the first one doesn't have the picture attached. i want this one to be shown first
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Because this post has so many negative ratings it got booted off and replaced with your other suckfest of a post with less cleavage of some whores from a picture you probably stole off of Flickr, you failtastic alter douche.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A+
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how come this post has been replaced with the first one i posted... the first one doesn't have the picture attached. i want this one to be shown first
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll accept e-mail.
hurtbts.at.gmail.com
This can be a private affair, y'know?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not posting my boobs!
this is sexy lol
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty users need to remember that their inherent shittiness is going to result in shit alters.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds good, more boobs as well!
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what do you mean by it isn't enough? i can post again with two pictures, or three maybe
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anagram of "Captain Ambivalent": A Banana Pelvic Mitt
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not quite enough for the lads round these parts I'm afraid! Don't be shy.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HurtByTheSun...what do you mean by better pictures? this one is a good one lol
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ooops mah fingr slipt
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you have any better pictures?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ALTER.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why are you all rating this -2
i thought pictures were good?!
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops there is a spelling mistake in here
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stunning.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ALTER.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:39:04 EDT (#)
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Sicosemen is back in the house!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:38:20 EDT (#)
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lol@hoopearrings
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:37:58 EDT (#)
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oh and thats me on the left