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No Excuses, Fatass #4 AND #5!! It's a fucking OathMeal BLOWOUT post!! + Uberdirectory camwhore, + Rob_Berg bashing, + 10% off if you rape today!! (1068 hits)

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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-05-08 11:00:25 EDT


Hi frenz!

[First, some housekeeping: Apollo is a smug cunt, Shlongy can't find work because he smells a bit like old lunch meat and has negative net worth because of writing checks his ass can't cash and MudWhistle is actually kind of funny.]

[Oh and I used to think Rob_Berg was a likable poster until I started listening to the few of you who kept saying that he is in fact obsessed with this site even more so than whatever idiot would be dumb enough to post pictures of his genitalia here. Anyone know who would do something that lame?]

[By the way - you can download Nine Inch Nails' newest album for free: http://theslip.nin.com/ ]

Moving on.




We're going to kick things off today by fielding a request from Ubersite's penultimate penis poster himself, Mr. Whiskey_Jack:

He writes,

Dear Oathmeal,

The only question I'd have is do you know of any good gyms?

Or what to look for when joining one? This is my big problem. My university has this amazing facility(one of the largest in the country I think), but in certain areas they apparently half-assed it.

[blah blah blah blah blah blah...editor omission]

So any tips on picking a good gym?




WHY THANKS FOR ASKING, MR. JACK. IT'S A GOOD THING YOU RECOGNIZE A VALUABLE FITNESS RESOURCE WHEN YOU SEE ONE.

Right...so Tips #19-22 are the following:

- Firstly when considering a gym membership, be very, very aware of the commitment you're about to make, financially. I only say this because the massive, ubiquitous gym chains out there (Gold's Gym, L.A. Fitness, etc.) have lock-in clauses that make it near impossible to cancel your membership once you've decided you're as close to looking like ME as you're going to get and that you've had enough. Be sure to read the fine print on the contract because it's not as easy as stopping in to say, "I quit" when you want to.

- Gyms make their money on recurring revenue streams from their members whether they come in to use the facilities or not. This being said, it's a business like any other and you should find out how stable the business is that owns the gym you're considering. There's pretty high turnover in newly started gyms (proprietorships in most cases) so beware of the stability of 'Gohan's Mini Pump House'.

- The 'Fitness Counselors' or 'Membership Advisers' or 'Well-being Consultants' or whatever the fuck you want to call the salespeople at gyms are about 2 notches below used car salespeople. The irony doesn't stop with their paunches and lack of knowledge of fitness, no. These are commissioned retail workers who seriously couldn't care less about whether or not you lose 5 pounds in your first week. Just be aware.

Getting a free water bottle for signing up isn't as fucking exciting as dude may make it seem.

- Have a walk around the place before you commit to anything. ESPECIALLY check the following: age and wear of machinery (look for rust and oxidization), availability of cleaning stations, cleanliness of the water fountains and locker rooms, variety of machinery vs. free weights vs. cardio equipment and the general mood and attitude of the members.

If everyone's scowling and grimacing in there, there's a good chance that either A: Scourge is close by or B: something about that place is making people not want to be there (i.e. used syringes in the stalls [sorry! my bad!], greenish-black calcium formation on the commodes, etc.).

Tip #23: If you're afraid to go work out by yourself, there's no shame in bringing a partner. Just don't be fucking gay about it.

One thing that pisses me off to no end when I lift is that duo of idiots who made public their entire workout routines and thoughts on getting in shape.

"HEY MAN WHAT SET ARE YOU ON?"

"13. I GOT 10 MORE."

"OH COOL. I GOT 23 MORE AND THEN I'M GOING TO DO SOME PREACHER CURLS TO BLAST MY BICEPS INTO NEXT MONTH. HAHAHAHA RIGHT ON, BRO."

I swear to god...if you're going to work out with someone, be casual about why you're there and don't publicize your conversations with them to make it look like you're some fucking fitness guru.

Tip #24-#26: I'm giving this tip 3 whole fucking iterations because it's THAT important:

DO NOT CHECK YOURSELF OUT WHILE LIFTING OR (oh...my...god) FLEX IN THE MIRROR OR FEEL YOUR ABS THROUGH YOUR SHIRT EVERY 30 SECONDS.

LISTEN (OOPS. CAPS LOCK STILL ON. There.): if you absolutely MUST pose or flex or near-masturbate to the new striations in your quads, do it alone. Nothing says "I'm gayer than Caulaincourt in a tutu" like pinching your pecs in the mirror after bench pressing to see how firm they feel.

You can ignore this if your arms are over 20" in circumference (like mine).

Tip #27: This one is easy - don't bring your gym bag, stuffed with all your shit, with you when you're on the gym floor.

There are those select few morons who just don't know that this is a no-no; they bring their 50-gallon Le Cocque Sportif (you know, with the little rooster) duffel bag with them to every station they use during their workout. They seem to not notice the dozens of people who have to step over or around their baggage and it's fucking annoying. So don't do it.

Tip #28: Nothing motivates like real results...appreciate them when they're realized.

Tips 24-26 notwithstanding, do keep tabs on your overall progress by confronting your naked torso in the mirror. I think this is healthy to do because once you start to see new muscle definition and fat loss, the results can be all you need to get you back in there and reach your ultimate goals. Also, it's not just the look of your body...progress is measurable in time spent, calories burned or pounds lifted.

I remember when I first maxed 315 on bench. That was all I needed to stay hyped about my health for the next 3 months.

Tip #29: 30 minutes a day, every day, is not overdoing it.

It's not too much to ask, and as long as you're getting a solid 7+ hours of sleep at night to recover, exercising EVERY DAY is not a bad idea. There are those who would tell you that your body needs at least 24 hours to rest from heavy lifting but I have found this to be superfluous advice. It's not necessary.

Also...listen to your body. If you're just feeling too zapped to lift that day, then go home and play Halo 3 instead. It's ok. The weights aren't going anywhere.

Tip #30: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT FINDING THE PARKING SPOT CLOSEST TO THE GYM'S ENTRANCE.

Come on. You're going to the gym. A place where you'll be exercising. Walking is exercise. If you have to walk an additional 100 feet -- you see my point.




ALRIGHT THEN!

You folks now have absolutely no excuse. Get out there, get fit, and be sure to reference your buddy Oathmeal when having in-depth conversations with your peers about getting in shape and being the master of your physio-kinesthetic destiny.



As promised, it's OathMeal for the Uberdirectory:




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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Look at the smile. Michael Landon.
(he's dead, Jim)

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Hmmm...

You look like somebody famous in this photo (who is not a ginger) but I can't think of who it is...

Dale Earnhart Jr.?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BRET DALLAS ROCKS!!!

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-05-11 11:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's your e-mail?




_________________


bretd9.at.gmail.com

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Hmmm...

You look like somebody famous in this photo (who is not a ginger) but I can't think of who it is...




Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-05-11 11:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's your e-mail?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stfu lolz

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 10:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why are you so obsessed with me - it's weird.

Also, please stop emailing me, it's getting embarrassing for you.





Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

have I poured scorn on you yet today?

If not, please accept this as the daily bullying.

If I have already, well, one can't be too mean to gingers who masturbate to old photos of their mother can one?




Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's a proliferation of gingers on this site.
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He's right. Clearly this is evidence of the previous generation's monstrously high level of rape.

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's a proliferation of gingers on this site.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i was able to bench 405+ at two separate points in my life. once was freshman year in college, the other was 2 years after undergrad graduation. both times it was inspiring to become this huge ripped machine.

but then i stopped lifting and got fat.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh screw all this! Summer's hit so basically everyone is gone and my gym isn't so crowded now. Woo me!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you even more that you hate yourself.

Think about that for a moment.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:59:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I give you someone's e-mail addy, would you write them and berate them for riding the elevator one fucking floor instead of taking the damned stairs?!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:06:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"all the way to the M.V.A." was a good line.

should have kept "sticky fumblings" as is, though...some things you can't improve upon.

you blunt little tool.

==============

ahahaha

right on all counts baby

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your milkshakes bring all the bergs to the yard was funny, too oathmeal

but this post is developing far too much homosexual tension



Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PISS OFF

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a great example of what I'm talking about.

I can see here that you're trying really, really hard to be funny but...for some reason, it just doesn't work for me.

Sorry.
---
I wasn't trying to be funny.






I have a question for you - what does your laugh sound like? I'm predicting a braying laugh, maybe with snorting.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe you're just a bit of a spacker?



As a child, did young Oathy sit by the road, breathing deep of the lead enriched petrol fumes while praying for normal hair colour? I suspect so.






_______________

This is a great example of what I'm talking about.

I can see here that you're trying really, really hard to be funny but...for some reason, it just doesn't work for me.

Sorry.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe you're just a bit of a spacker?



As a child, did young Oathy sit by the road, breathing deep of the lead enriched petrol fumes while praying for normal hair colour? I suspect so.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Redskies, I just do NOT get your sense of humor.



Perhaps that's one of the billion different reasons I think you're a worthless fuckstick.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"all the way to the M.V.A." was a good line.

should have kept "sticky fumblings" as is, though...some things you can't improve upon.

you blunt little tool.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Thanks for being the straw.

--------------------

I predict rob berg goodbye post within 24 hours, and him returning to post/comment by monday.

The other +2 is just incase he doesn't come back.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SIR Jimmy Saville



sorry Jim.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can hear Jimmy Saville now




now then now then, who is an ugly ginger cunt then?




*jingle jangle*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not a "make a wish" foundation event?





"I am dying. I would like to stand downwind of a woman for 5 minutes please"

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

also - is that a name tag?


_________________

Yes it's a NAME TAG you idiot.

This picture was taken at a satanists convention. All the others in attendance needed to know which level of hell I was drawing my energy from that day.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, experima, you think you can dissect me you blunt little tool?

Do you know what you seem like, with your +2s and your sunny reviews?
You seem like a boob.
A well-scrubbed, hustling boob, with a little taste.
Good ratings have shown you a little bone,
but you're not more than one generation from poor alter trash, are you?
And that sweet disposition you try so desperately to maintain: pure West Coast Tramp.
What is your father, dear? ls he a publicist? Does he stink of the Ivy?
How quickly the uber-boys found you.
All those tedious, sticky gabblings on weekend nights,
while you could only dream of getting out, getting anywhere,
getting all the way to the M V A.

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

replace experima with clarice and you sound just like hannibal lecter

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or the straw through which rob berg drinks oathmeals milk shake

you were thinking of camels weren't you experima

always a hump on your filthy little mind

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought it meant oathmeal is the straw that stirs rob berg's drinky-poo

what do you think it meant



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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:57:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:55:20 PDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Thanks for being the straw.


=====================

i hope that means what i think it means


----------------------

i don't. rob berg is awesome.



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tip #30: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT FINDING THE PARKING SPOT CLOSEST TO THE GYM'S ENTRANCE.

Come on. You're going to the gym. A place where you'll be exercising. Walking is exercise. If you have to walk an additional 100 feet -- you see my point.


---
*slaps back of neck vigourously*

nurrrrr


nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



nuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shit post too.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Retal -2 much you fucking dink?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

also - is that a name tag?





"hello! I'm special and my name is Oathmeal!"

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

a tiny can of beer and a crusty tissue.




Never far from your hands eh spacker?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOL!

OMFG that dude looks like L. Ron Hubbard. Seriously.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

everyone looks like someone famous

http://www.nationalcynical.com/images/ralphmalph.jpg



Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT ME WORRY?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that was too easy...give me a minute


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

everyone looks like someone famous

http://www.leconcombre.com/concpost/us/postcard4/alfred_e_neuman.jpg



Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or the straw through which rob berg drinks oathmeals milk shake







______________


It brings all the Bergs to the yard.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

replace experima with clarice and you sound just like hannibal lecter

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or the straw through which rob berg drinks oathmeals milk shake

you were thinking of camels weren't you experima

always a hump on your filthy little mind

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought it meant oathmeal is the straw that stirs rob berg's drinky-poo

what do you think it meant



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:55:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Thanks for being the straw.


=====================

i hope that means what i think it means


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i don't. rob berg is awesome.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Thanks for being the straw.


=====================

i hope that means what i think it means

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi, B!

nice smile :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is a great pic :)





_______________

My two favorite hotties... <3

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Thanks for being the straw.


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi, B!

nice smile :)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is a great pic :)

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are those panties in your hand because they look pretty large

a proper thong can be easily concealed between the thumb and forefinger

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 me reference





but :(

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:25:08 EDT (#)
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I'm starting at a new gym tonight. Wish me luck because my fat ass is going to need it.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:15:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:12:07 EDT (#)
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P.S. TALLADEGA





___________________


I <3 poots

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:12:07 EDT (#)
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Ya know funny thing about rust and oxidization is that, you might wanna hold your shorts here cause this one is a tooter, they are exactly the same thing.


ROFL...LOL...Nutsack infection



P.S. TALLADEGA



Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy that's no way to speak to your Lord and Saviour.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Christ, you are gay.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If everyone's scowling and grimacing in there, there's a good chance that either A: Scourge is close by



lol

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Indo...that's fucking awesome.

I turn 30 in less than a year and I'll be in better shape than I was when I was 18.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember when I first maxed 315 on bench.

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Ever since I hurt my shoulder I haven't gone above 275, and 90% of the time I keep it at 225 and do higher reps. My 31st Bday was in April and i had a convbersation with a friend about what Ithought I was going to be like at 30 when we were back in college, and I remember ed I wanted to be able to do one armed pull-ups (could almost do it then) and still bench over 315.

After I run th emarine corps marathon this year I am going to get back on the pain train and at least get my bench back up.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:53 EDT (#)
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an electrician came into my store about a week ago to fix some flickering light troubles we were having, and he was there for several hours until he glanced at his watch and went, "SHIT, it's almost five!" and ran out to his truck to grab his laptop

he then sat around buying NIN tickets for him and his friends for the next half hour

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:33 EDT (#)
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The picture would have been better if the camera had been pointed more to the left.

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:36:39 EDT (#)
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Why don't you stfu, roidee.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol@shitty alter below. STFU.

Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

who the fuck do you think you are -2 my post. FUCK YOU.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

which is to say, I don't think the folks in Prague like tanks very much...?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am confused by your t shirt.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my wife wears Prana


i'm just saying


wife

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oathmeal!

I don't think you should bash berg, being that you may be just as obsessed as he. Just saying. Glass houses and such.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a ginger convention?
(lower left)

Anyway, this is just to say, I like your HotWillie alter better.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DON'T MOCK MY AFFLICTION!

Some days I can see the screen others I can't. Terrible really, but there we go. Anyway like I said, cool shirt, Roidy McBuff.

Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this makes me consider joining a gym. all i need now is the money to join the fucker

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It says 'Praha'.

Read the filename.

:)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What does it say by the way? My good eye is pointing in the wrong direction.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't read this, but your shirt is quite cool.


Mmm...incapacitating.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection