I'm Scared (315 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.8 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-05-08 11:40:14 EDT
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I'm hiding under my blanket.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****
You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.
It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?
But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.
So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.
A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.
A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.
Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!
SUCCESS!!
It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
Spam
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting for this genius to post again. Twiddle twiddle.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, I will save you!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't suck my thumb anymore; I have the pacifier...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you sucking your thumb or breaking your neck in an attempt to suck your own little knob?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor baby
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Epic.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're lucky that I'm sick of handing out -2's...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
handing out negative two's on thursday is fun.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
must be a big blanket, tubbo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well destroy your computer and throw it away because they can still get you through it