Uberdicrectory CamWHORE! of Perkman...for the ladies.. (472 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-05-08 14:59:09 EDT
Ummm... how about no. I actually entertain the thought of a future in sports and college. Plus I don't need psychos or else uber weirdo's knowing my whereabouts. What if someone actually found this site in my real life? What do you fucking idiots do when your boss or friend finds this place and sees you're rape jokes, and you're posts about them? Are you idiots insane? This place is worse than myspace. At least on there all it is are photo's not personal shit.
So on the camwhores probably never. But I will take pictures of shit with a mask on and phrases so you know that perkman does exist.
You fucking people are fucking bonkers posting pictures and using you're real name. Word of advice.
The internet never forgets. Toddles!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I actually entertain the thought of a future in sports and college. Plus I don't need psychos or else uber weirdoes knowing my whereabouts. What if someone actually found this site in my real life? What do you fucking idiots do when your boss or friend finds this place and sees you are rape jokes, and you are posts about them? Are you idiots insane? This place is worse than MySpace. At least on there all it is are photo's not personal shit.
But I will take pictures of shit with a mask on and phrases so you know that PerkMan does exist.
You fucking people are fucking bonkers posting pictures and using you are real name.
The internet never forgets. Toddles!
I removed any sentence fragments entirely, as those do not lend well to your credibility as an intelligent human.
I corrected your name, as you spelled it wrong.
I put this through spell check correctly, which you seem unable to do.
I removed all apostrophes, as you didn't use any of them correctly. " 's" usually indicates possession, and while possessing knowledge would make sense, it is meant to be used with physical objects. " 're" would mean that you are adding the word "are" behind the word you attached it to. "They're" would then mean "they are" and "you're" would mean "you are." I'll provide you the most useful link you will ever receive.
http://www.school-house-rock.com/GrammarRock.html
That was editing 101 before any correction. I'll correct this part too, and I'll only use one basic part of it. The removal of unnecessary words, primarily ones which do not agree well with sentence flow, make sense, do not lend themselves coherently to the topic, prove to be generally unnecessary, or take away from the main point excessively.
This is the entire post after minor editing:
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Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-10 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thank you for your stern warning
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 10:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 14:08:46 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU doctorj you're an alter too I just don't know whose.
I know for a fact that JerkMan here is Apollo. The writing syntax and intentional, blatant misuse of grammar is a dead ringer.
Besides, only Apollo would spend THIS MUCH time and effort developing an alter.
Also...go and have a look at any 'PerkMan' post and see how soon/often apollo chimes in. It's uncanny.
you're mental.
This however the first time in my life I've been accused of too much effort.
I'm probably the laziest person on here.
You are obsessed with me Oathmeal, you always have been.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:24:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I should probably drop a $1 for an uberboard note about this but BART has banned my paypal account.
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I wondered why my daily uberboard insults from you had dried up.
That's utter bullshit, bart. You're robbing me of attention.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH HO HO! You say camwhore, and there IS no camwhore! OH HO HO! You funny!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method and Apollo drive this alter.
What's unfortunate is that people like Beeltea et al buy into this hodgepodge bullshit. Such a shame.
I did such better work with my alters.
*sigh*
memories.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gangstersquid- Fatty you are fucking retarded. Method is not Apollo you fucking cunt. Anyone who has been on uber more than a month can tell you that. Well I'm over your pathetic assertions for the simple fact that I'm not apollo or even british for that matter. I will keep writing though so stay tuned for the next perkman post.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method/Apollo shared alter.
Done. I just got e-mail confirmation.
I should probably drop a $1 for an uberboard note about this but BART has banned my paypal account.
I SHALL SCREAM IT FROM THE NEAREST MOUNTAINTOP THEN.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont listen to these loosers, your alrite in my book Perky! Their just jealous of you and you're talents, your like a diamond in the ruff!
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gangstersquid- Wow, Sherlock Mcchubs you're right on it. Now can you solve the case of the missing picnic basket? it's so funny that you are just really completely wrong. You're not even anywhere close at all. You're about as close as your cock to a vagina and that's means your as cold as the north pole.
You, people here are insane. You made up some conspiracy on ubersite? you fabricated in your mind that I was apollo? I make fun of apollo's fat ass all the time. I like the guy don't get me wrong but he needs some shit from people. It stops him from being a gigantic cunt all the damn time. Plus he likes it.
You are insane because I'm not apollo. I'm not an alter. I am perkman. I am me. It sucks to read what I write and understand that this life I lead is all fucking true doesn't it you little fuck? the parties, the girls, the drinking, the schools. It's all true cock stain. I know it hurts you but alas I can't do anything for you. I earned all of it on my own. So alas. Fat boy you are just wrong. I'm not apollo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU doctorj you're an alter too I just don't know whose.
I know for a fact that JerkMan here is Apollo. The writing syntax and intentional, blatant misuse of grammar is a dead ringer.
Besides, only Apollo would spend THIS MUCH time and effort developing an alter.
Also...go and have a look at any 'PerkMan' post and see how soon/often apollo chimes in. It's uncanny.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would this post get deleted? it's just really asking questions.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, sausage fingers I'm not fat football headed apollo. That fat piggy has a fatter head than he does a gut. I think apollo would be fun to get drunk with though. We would get drunk I would pet his belly and tease him about his weight and then he would get all drunk and start giving hugs everywhere while we argued about Soccer or football for the toughest sport.
I'm not him cockbrains. Do I type at all british? you fucking stupid cock. You're such a cuntdesk.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should do a post where you threaten to beat up GangsterSquid after this one gets erased.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine lets stop all the fuss. If I'm an alter than whose am I? please let me know. If you guess right I will tell you and stop the charade you so feel I'm in on.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are Apollo. I know this and have known it for weeks.
And the use of 'sausage fingers' identifies you as an alter outright.
Give up. You're played out.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gangstersquid- Hey you sad fat fuck. How am I an alter fatty? please peel back the haggan das from you're sausage fingers and tell me?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The reason you can't CAMWHORE is because you're a fucking ALTER, dumbfuck.
JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP FEEDING THE ALTERS AROUND HERE?
I'm losing market share.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude look at how hawt I am!