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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-05-08 15:29:28 EDT
FINE.
I gave it my best shot, folks. I tried to be as happy and overtly go-lucky as I could muster but I just can't be bothered to wade through this toxic shit-hole any more.
It's just not as much fun as it used to be, ya know?
I'm sure most of you won't care, but for the odd straggler who might wonder 'Where that Berg fucker is these days?' and they can just check out this final post and know that I tapped out.
I'm good like that.
Plus it gives all those cantankerous fucks the satisfaction of knowing that they did, indeed, get me to fuck off.
Thanks for all the attention Uber - but you can have it back now.
hugs n' kisses
r.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:33:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:20:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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how do people get so emotionally attached to white background and black text?
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some of the text is blue
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That's the only reason I'm here. Also, did you know i am 21 and only learnt TODAY the difference between 'apocalyptic' and 'eschatological'?
Disgraceful.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:20:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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how do people get so emotionally attached to white background and black text?
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some of the text is blue
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:16:31 EDT (#)
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yeah right.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:35:06 EDT (#)
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happens to us all sometime, good luck.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:07:34 EDT (#)
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I'd still bet Shlongy's fortune that Berg is reading every word. . .
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:29:55 EDT (#)
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Bye? I guess? :/
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:21:24 EDT (#)
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SEE WHAT YOU ALL HAVE DONE
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:15:24 EDT (#)
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Who are you again???
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-12 22:56:49 EDT (#)
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come back?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:26:13 EDT (#)
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again? jeez. Get addicted to crack or something, it'd be a big improvement in your life.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:33:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:26:19 EDT (#)
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Thank God Berg is gone. I can finally come back.
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hahahahaha
Now let's just see Glall, Cbg and Tinactin do the same.
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Sounds good to me
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:23:18 EDT (#)
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This site is very strange.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:35:50 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:47:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-10 21:48:44 EDT (#)
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Oh well, look on the bright side. At least you made a lot of friends here. I'm sure they'll all stay in touch after you leave.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:53:03 EDT (#)
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good you're still gone i was afraid i was having a wonderful dream
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:43:14 EDT (#)
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but uberthemagazine is still happening isn't it?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:42:50 EDT (#)
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Yeh, actually i'm leaving too. Bye.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:14:14 EDT (#)
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Don't worry Rob berg I'm not here any more either
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-05-10 04:29:31 EDT (#)
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"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?"
-K.V.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:26:19 EDT (#)
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Thank God Berg is gone. I can finally come back.
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hahahahaha
Now let's just see Glall, Cbg and Tinactin do the same.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:40:24 EDT (#)
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Ima spike your drink with GHB and make sure you wake up with someone sporting a high heels and an adams apple.
P.S.
Did you text message my home phone? Someone left a text message saying they wanted to go for a drink but the Rogers text to voice system blows goats and I have no idea who it was.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:18:29 EDT (#)
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Rob, you ratsass chickenfucker!!! I KNOW you are hanging out in the background, reading everything.
Poke your mouse up your ass and enjoy it, then reply.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:53:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:06:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:49:02 EDT (#)
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Director: Read the list here---> http://www.llumina.com/self_publishing.htm
and tell Willie to fuck off.
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*still waiting for HotWillie's response...*
Sometimes, you get lucky, but won't happen if you don't keep working at it.
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Where's your response, Willie? No guts? No brain?
You understand that you are wrong, do you not?
Gutless asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:26:19 EDT (#)
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Thank God Berg is gone. I can finally come back.
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I wasn't aware you had ever left. . .
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:48:53 EDT (#)
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No.
Fuck Em. It's not their site.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:34:02 EDT (#)
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Most members of this little community don't actually have the qualifications to be part of the human race. So they smudge thier way through it. Don't worry. When they die nobody ever notices.
And then people like me accidentally puke on thier grave.
I before E except after C
My fucking dog can count to three
Outside on the lawn a body was found
I asked for the details
But no one was around.
So I went home and spanked it.
Look at the sky! Breathe in the air!
In the streets the stupid wander everywhere!
Here's a wanker
And over there a drunken
Native without a name
He went to the stadium
But there wasn't a game
So I grabbed a six pack and vandalized a church
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y and
Z
When I drive my car sometimes I daydream
About hitting that old guy crossing the crosswalk
And laughing at a scream
That you could feel in the dark
If you weren't really feeling
For your way around
Give me the gun and you do the steering
There's idiots at every mic
And still they're fucking screaming!
Keep on talking and fill the air with shit!
There on the dragline or railway hammering
While the foreman bellows,
Shut up, shut up and get the fuck on with it.
There's a hero in dirty collar and sweat.
Not youth,
Even though they paint themselves genius
And sex object
And stupid rock
And drug hole mind
And the future is today
And death never tomorrow
And highways highways highways
Looking for the nothing
That won't be found.
And then asking if it comes in black.
Yes, it comes back. Comes back in slow time,
When later on, after the headlight 20's, and into the slow grind,
Lonelyness comes by
And refuses to help out with the rent
Sore arms
Can't lift the weight. Anymore.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:08:45 EDT (#)
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FAIL
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:26:19 EDT (#)
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Thank God Berg is gone. I can finally come back.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:06:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:49:02 EDT (#)
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Director: Read the list here---> http://www.llumina.com/self_publishing.htm
and tell Willie to fuck off.
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*still waiting for HotWillie's response...*
Sometimes, you get lucky, but won't happen if you don't keep working at it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:48:52 EDT (#)
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You would have been a lot cooler if you just left without a big production around it.
Well, maybe not "cooler".
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:46:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:29:01 EDT (#)
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You'll be back......
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:51:33 EDT (#)
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i always regretted it when nut jobs like ets, jaypeg or urbane left this place because "they provided much entertainment around this dump", as you would say.
but you, wow, you are so godamn boring and redundant. you have less vocabulary than a five years old.
hopefully this lasts forever though we all know that won't happen.
who needs to announce their departure on a website?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:37:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101113
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:51:11 EDT (#)
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Nobody ever leaves Ubersite, they just take a break.
Well, apart from Insaneinthemind of course.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 04:23:48 EDT (#)
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I will miss you...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:12:40 EDT (#)
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I give it a week.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-05-09 02:06:18 EDT (#)
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You motherfucking pussy sayeth the Lord.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:59:12 EDT (#)
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See you tomorrow, you fucking oxygen-thief.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-09 00:41:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-09 00:21:34 EDT (#)
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to be starved for semi-human interaction, regardless if it's good or bad, is a place i hope i never have to visit
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-09 00:02:40 EDT (#)
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well i certainly don't care for THIS turn of events
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:50:32 EDT (#)
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finally.
this place already feels better.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:00:20 EDT (#)
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User name and password, buddy.
Posting them is the only true and fianl way to quit this place.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-05-08 22:36:14 EDT (#)
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You take what people on this site say to/about you too seriously. This is why they yank your chain.
Like Oathmeal (Is that who that is? I can't keep up with you people) said, consider the source.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:46:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:46:30 EDT (#)
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jack mccallum has a 19 year-old cat named gretchen but go easy she has arthritis
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:42:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-12 00:21:02 EDT (#)
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I'll fuck anything that has a pussy and is over 18 years of age
<<heave>>
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:19:52 EDT (#)
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ahahaha is that from your book or your diary
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:18:17 EDT (#)
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You tools got it all wrong.
Experima ain't my girly. I have nothing to be jealous of.
I would only fear for her life, since that hotwillie guy already stalks her. That's how it always starts out. Some random internet creep has an obsession with some broad.
He finds out everything he possibly can about her. He spooks the ever living shit out of her.
Eventually, stalking isn't enough, and Hotwillie appears at her doorstep, dick in one hand, butcher knife in the other. After raping her multiple times while simultaneously sobbing uncontrolably, he ends her life, then cuts his own throat.
Yikes. Now *I'm* creeped out.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:07:57 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Lynn.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:03:52 EDT (#)
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i meant lungfish's wife, not that hag experima
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:03:12 EDT (#)
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okay shlongy you convinced me i'm gonna fuck her
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:02:55 EDT (#)
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The lab techs couldn't isolate your DNA. There were too many donors.
I love the old girl, but I can't really picture in a thong anymore. I try not too, anyway.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:01:57 EDT (#)
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Why does anyone even acknowledge that idiot?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:00:09 EDT (#)
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I hope he DOES.
Because it'll make you absolutely ill when they meet, get together for a cafe latte and a chat. And fuck.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:59:58 EDT (#)
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she's too old for me i already told you
you have nothing to fear ebola i shall not steal her away from you i just want you both to be happy
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:54:51 EDT (#)
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I sure hope you don't live 15 minutes from Experima.
I fear for her life if that is the case, stalker.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:51:13 EDT (#)
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how funny is it that rob berg leaves in an obviously attention whoring goodbye post and nobody is talking about him at all just oathmeal and interest rates
hilarious
just leave the only reason to post is so you can come back and drool over the reviews
please come back rob we all miss picking on you
for the record i'm not oathmeal shlongy director is just jealous because experima asked me out the other night since i live about 15 minutes away from her
i turned her down flat because she's a little old for me
lungfish knows who i am because i left dna on his sheets last month when he was in the great white north and he's a scientist and all
btw lungfish you might be interested to know hbo is doing a fictionalized series about the hells angels and sonny barger tell your wife to call me in case she wants a t-shirt or thong i'm connected if you catch my drift
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:49:46 EDT (#)
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so long and thanks for all the fish
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:46:42 EDT (#)
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She aged pretty damn well for a long, long time...and you KNOW she was a giant whore.
What's not to love?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:45:12 EDT (#)
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I'm in love with 16-yr-old Michelle Phillips. Is that wrong? It doesn't matter. If loving her is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Well that was gay. I need sleep.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:43:05 EDT (#)
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I'm love the Mamas and The Papas.
Mostly, the mamas.
OK, mostly, Michelle Phillips.
And her daughter. A lot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:42:04 EDT (#)
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Dammit, Berg. Where is that boundless optimism? Plus, you owe us for the Mamas and the Papas. We gave them; Canada never even said thanks.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:34:47 EDT (#)
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Nope.
I'm gonna be a porn star.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:28:37 EDT (#)
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Washing dishes or picking them up?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:23:33 EDT (#)
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I just got a new job.
Go me wooo.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:19:48 EDT (#)
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What, you have left??
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:17:45 EDT (#)
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http://gov-reports.net/database-access.php?title=USA%20Records
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SOMEONE PAY THE $40 SUBSCRIPTION SO WE CAN CHECK GOVERNMENT RECORDS AND TRACK ROB AND BRING HIM HOME
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:16:15 EDT (#)
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I MISS YOU ALREADY COME HOME.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:15:42 EDT (#)
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oathmeal obviously failed ninth grade.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:12:45 EDT (#)
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I got my potato chips. Doritos actually. I lied.
I don't really know who hotwillie is, unless his initials are ML.
What happened anyway? I miss everything.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:08:12 EDT (#)
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I learned in 9th grade economics that it's smarter to pay a mortgage than to buy outright.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:55:50 EDT (#)
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No, Rob! I never got the chance to tell you I love you!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:43:41 EDT (#)
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>cry<
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:19:31 EDT (#)
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No way is HotWillie Oathmeal. Only I know who HotWillie is. I had a dream. First name. Last name. Profession. At least one other online persona. Only I. ONLY I!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! hA I'M GOING TO GO BUY SOME POTATO CHIPS SEE YOU LATER.
BRANDON WEBB IS 8-0.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:18:07 EDT (#)
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worst goodbye post i've seen in the last 2 days.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:57:29 EDT (#)
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Are you having a tantrum? Have you spat your dummy out? Are not getting enough attention? 61 heat on this post along and it says fuck all and you think nobody cares whether or not you're here?
Shame on you Rob, I thought you have more sense than that!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:52:39 EDT (#)
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Why "carry a mortgage"?
Well, for starters, you can write off interest and in MY tax bracket, you need all the write-offs you can get.
Secondly, I crave cash the way you crave cock.
So, paying off a note at a little more than 5% when I can make more than that 5% on my money makes good financial sense.
Third, I need lots of cash to make me feel good about my average sized penis.
Fourth...fuck off, faggot.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:51:08 EDT (#)
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Thought you didn't care what we thought...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:49:27 EDT (#)
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Keep in touch with yourself.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:42:28 EDT (#)
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Wow, this garnered heat quickly. Who'd have thunk?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:30:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:22:36 EDT (#)
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You are a fucking moron.
Why anyone would keep a mortgage on a house when they have the capital to buy it outright is ridiculous.
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Unless he's waiting to see what the housing market does.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:25:28 EDT (#)
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This is sad, pathetic, and deserving of ridicule. That S.I. Co. kid was sure one hell of a guy.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:22:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:18:58 EDT (#)
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I could write a check tomorrow and pay off my house
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You are a fucking moron.
Why anyone would keep a mortgage on a house when they have the capital to buy it outright is ridiculous.
Especially if you could 'live for 5 years' after doing so.
I guess all that loud, shitty punk rock you listened to as a 'wave making New Jersey youth' fried your brain into incapacity.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:18:58 EDT (#)
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Yeah...I'm REALLY worried about my mortgage, you fucking mental shitcase. You sure told me, Mary.
I could write a check tomorrow and pay off my house, your apartment and everything you own (or owe money on), and still have enough money left to fuck off for the next 5 years.
NOW DON'T BEAT ME UP, you carrot-topped faggot!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:11:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:04:17 EDT (#)
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It can't be the same person.
Hotwillie is funny.
Oathmeal's a moron.
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And you're a 40-something attention whore who's past his prime and worried about making his mortgage payment next month.
Fuck off shitforbrains.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:04:17 EDT (#)
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It can't be the same person.
Hotwillie is funny.
Oathmeal's a moron.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:54:03 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, you've been HAD.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:50:39 EDT (#)
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I sure the fuck HOPE that oathmeal isn't hotwillie because I enjoy the hotwillie character almost as much as I enjoy the Shlongy one.
I think oathmeal's a fucking punching bag of shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:49:02 EDT (#)
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Director: Read the list here---> http://www.llumina.com/self_publishing.htm
and tell Willie to fuck off.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:47:47 EDT (#)
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So...see you monday then?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:45:27 EDT (#)
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MAYBE THIS TIME YOU CAN STAY AWAY LONGER THAN THE LAST TWO TIMES YOU QUIT UBER.
THAT LAST TIME, YOU LASTED WHAT, TWENTY MINUTES OR SO?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:38:45 EDT (#)
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My life is, sadly, dull, null and almost void.
But not to the point that I *ahem* feel the need to stalk people on the intrawebs, shitheel.
That said, I can't wait to sell it to you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:35:42 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry director good luck with the book and all i can't wait to read it your life sounds very interesting
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:28:35 EDT (#)
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ahahaha bragging about an e-book is funny but not realizing its funny is even funnier
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fucking gold.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:30:12 EDT (#)
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Who was bragging? I was just asking where the fucking thing was.
I'll let you know when it's done. I don't care if you use it for berg lining. To do that, ya gotta buy it, chump.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:28:35 EDT (#)
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ahahaha bragging about an e-book is funny but not realizing its funny is even funnier
when can i download a copy and print it up my bird bergs a lot on the bottom of the cage
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:28:00 EDT (#)
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nope, nope, nope, nope,
and...
nope.
Anyway I can't take all these negative vibes, maaaaan. Take your negative energy and go to Mexico.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:25:54 EDT (#)
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so mccallum can write the forward and experima can edit and kaos can do the book jacket illustration and berg the illustrations and then if everyone buys a copy you'll only be in the hole about $500 after expenses
sweet deal
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:23:24 EDT (#)
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It's an E-book, turdknuckle.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:20:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:17:40 EDT (#)
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I am self publishing, Gingerbread boy.
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ahahahahahahaha i just wanted to hear you say it
wooohooo another uber writer gets sucked into the self-delusional vortex of self-publishing
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:17:40 EDT (#)
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I am self publishing, Gingerbread boy.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:16:45 EDT (#)
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my brain doesn't comprehend 'leaving a website' or 'retiring from a website' which it seems like you're doing.
if the point of this post was to tell us you're not posting anymore, i can't help but giggle at the irony.
how do people get so emotionally attached to white background and black text?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:15:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:13:26 EDT (#)
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yes, that's all we have
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See? We're even in agreement. Can't deny that.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:13:26 EDT (#)
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yes, that's all we have
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:12:41 EDT (#)
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i think you should just bite the bullet and self publish
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:12:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:06:05 EDT (#)
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How many alters do you have now, anyway, dude?
Hotwillie, Gangstersquid, Oathmeal...
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That's it, really.
Honest.
I swear.
Scout's honor.
*clears throat*
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:12:07 EDT (#)
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Vaya con Dios Roberto
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:06:05 EDT (#)
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How many alters do you have now, anyway, dude?
Hotwillie, Gangstersquid, Oathmeal...
what else?
If you got a book published from my material, it would most certainly be from "The Rape Of Fluffy." It's my masterpiece.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:04:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:01:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:30:54 EDT (#)
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Thanks for being the straw.
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I predict rob berg goodbye post within 24 hours, and him returning to post/comment by monday.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:04:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116564#2706153
So I guess you will be back, again, on monday.
It is funny how the people who claim to take this site seriously get butthurt when people don't suck up to them.
Why don't you go on and work offline with bart about your great ubermag idea. Even if he doesn't want to get on board all your years of experience with huge internet marketing ventures will be enough to get you there.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:02:32 EDT (#)
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oops i mean royalties i don'r have a movie deal yet
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:01:55 EDT (#)
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no residuals for you!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:01:01 EDT (#)
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You call it what you want, and I'll call you what I want, you ginger sockcock wearing cunthat, Oathy.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:00:22 EDT (#)
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i'm calling it lying in wait and don't call me oathy
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:58:33 EDT (#)
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mmmm...book pie
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:58:10 EDT (#)
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Appropriate web comic: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1250/
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:57:58 EDT (#)
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Knock yourself out, Oathy. I do want a percentage of the royalties, but it doesn't have to be a big chunk of the pie.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:56:44 EDT (#)
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ebola i'm using all of your posts as source material for a novel hope that's cool sorry experima i already have an editor it will be out on xlibris in june
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:56:04 EDT (#)
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If "mah" translates into "my"
then
"Yah" translates into......?
It's like one of those silly I.Q. tests.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:55:50 EDT (#)
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It's like a pack of wild dogs on Uber lately.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:54:46 EDT (#)
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You can't leave I was just about to ask you something.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:54:25 EDT (#)
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yah book? eh?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:52:45 EDT (#)
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I dunno. How is it?
I'll wager if the book fails miserably it won't be "yah" book, hey?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:52:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:48:43 EDT (#)
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well some people like having you around. like me.
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me too. tr00f.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:51:39 EDT (#)
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mah book is on mah computer
how's dreamweaver?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:50:19 EDT (#)
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Experima likes having everyone around, except rude bitches.
Where's mah book?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:48:43 EDT (#)
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well some people like having you around. like me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:48:05 EDT (#)
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Hey, don't go. I actually like you, dude.
You can't go.
"ALL THE PLANTS WILL DIE."
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Please Don't Go
K.C. And The Sunshine Band
I love you
Yeah
Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
(Chorus)
So please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay
If you leave
At least in my lifetime
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
By someone as wonderful as you
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, hey
Yeah
Babe, I love you so
I, I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
So please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Hey, hey, hey
I need your love
I'm down on my knees
Beggin' please, please, please
Don't go
Don't you hear me baby
please don't go
Don't leave me now
Oh, no, no, no, no
Please don't go
I want you to know
That I, I, I, love you so
Don't leave me baby
Please don't go
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:47:25 EDT (#)
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Cool picture.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:41:35 EDT (#)
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I understand what you feel like rob. I came here to write that was it. But them finding out things about me have changed the reason I came here. Plus I'm ready to move on and just do me for a while. When I transfer I'm done with this place in about 2 weeks. Then its summer, drinking, training, and I dont need to write here anymore. I got a sweet gig writing for young upcoming kids that make movies and commercials and shit. I got hooked up by what I wrote for these guys that was in our schools film festival. So I'm going to just write for fun for little skits, and shorts and hopefully one day for movies or something. But until then it's that Phil and Bio and so on. I chose my school. I feel you man. This place is full of loser no pun intended.
It sucks for you because rob you tried to be happy and nice to everyone. But because you tried that they all came at you as though you were some Elitist, or else the old Who do you think you are to tell me its okay? its not okay type of mentality of these posionous fucks. I'm done here though. I might post stories everyone once in a while but my real writing is actually getting picked up and its pretty sweet. Got into a top 20 college in the country and world and also I might be back on the field next year if things go my way. I weathered the storm. You can too rob. Really on in all honesty. Fuck this place. Fuck it because so many pathetic losers with no aspirations who have already gave up on life frequent here. Now I realize why Sideburns, Dontistu, Queen Ashelee, and all the others fled. I must flee as well. 2 more weeks of this shit and I'm done.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:38:09 EDT (#)
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Think of it this way: If you quit, Anus Apollo and Moron Method win.
Don't give them the satisfaction.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:35:29 EDT (#)
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
mccallum and berg in one day!
fantastic
ps where do i join robersite?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:34:11 EDT (#)
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you can't leave.
::giggles:: "poot"
Volcanism is hilarious.
?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:34:04 EDT (#)
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NOW LOOK WHAT YOU LITTLE BASTARDS DID! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY SCALPING AXE!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:33:49 EDT (#)
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Rob...I can't help but think I had something to do with this (what with your comment on my post about me being 'the straw').
If you've left for good, I'd be surprised. You've poured way too much energy into this place to just oust yourself cold turkey.
If you have some sort of insecurity complex because of what the people here are saying about you (myself included) consider the source.
Seriously.
Consider the source.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:31:40 EDT (#)
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Rob rob rob.....
didn't you leave once before.
This is all very tedious.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:30:25 EDT (#)
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Oh for god's sake...