Why I Hate Orlando Bloom and a Stupid Story About the How I Feel About His "Acting" and an Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore (684 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.75 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM the Puce (View user info) at 2008-05-08 16:02:48 EDT
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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I thought Elves were supposed to be stoic
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That's a recycled camwhore. For shame.
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My coffee tastes like mud. Not the fancy mud at the spa, but the darkened pools of filth that collect at the corners of the street during a light rain.
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO LEPRECHAUN PHOTOS????????? I'm slightly dissappointed, but this new "Forest Imp" Series of photos is sure to be a showstopper.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best camwhore I've seen in a while....and sans tits no less.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why watch those movies in the 1st place
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM should be on television or, better yet, the radio.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucked my boyfriend in the back row of the cinema whilst the Calcium Kid was on.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Orlando Bloom in the neck with a knife.
I enjoyed LOTR, but I can't think of anything else he's been in that I enjoyed. Calcium Kid? Fuck off.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Goompah.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
then i forgot to rate
how soon we lose our touch
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad to hear you're feeling better.
you still look a little pale though
ah fuck it
That was supposed to be a quote from Ghostbusters but I can't find it.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why, hello there!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:12:06 EDT (#)
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I dunno, dude. He was pretty good in that Series 2 episode of Extras.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent colour choice.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice bamboo
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the only difference between you and gnarls is you take geekier camwhores and surround them with jokes only a dungeon master could appreciate.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we should mate.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he looks foxy as an elf or whatever he was.
you're looking sort of foxy yourself
foxy
what a great word.
foxy
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being a secure enough man to wear puce.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Puce is a colour that is defined as ranging from reddish-brown to purplish-brown, with the latter being the more widely-accepted definition found in reputable sources. It can be used as either a noun (the name of the colour) or as an adjective (something having that colour).
Notice the spelling of 'colour.' Obviously written by either a non Yank or a Yank trying to hide the fact that they're a Yank.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orlando Bloom is the same character in every movie... Just like Denzel Washington.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
halo thar
*stares into distance*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more ´
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sweet carson
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 adventure hat.
Everyone needs one.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
orlando bloom is teh ghey
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd take his money and his women, though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Canadians?
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Fin.Est. Ac.Tor.Ev.Er.