Uberdirectory 2008 - this isn't a good idea but what the hell! (901 hits)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-05-08 18:28:41 EDT
I'm posting a picture (no shit)... Didn't plan on doing this again for awhile as a result of the last time - you big meanies...
Yes, a gormless fucking picture because I'm looking at something like a mong, my hairs a mess, I'm completely ratted but my God, I was having lots of fun a the time. Frankly, I don't give a damn because I was in 7th heaven knowing what I'm looking at!
I guess seeing I'm here I may as well contribute... Here it is Uberdirectory 2008, have it if you want it.
A botttle and a half of red wine, 2 films into the evening and knowing I'm going to have a shitter of a headache and an even worse day at work mean I don't really give a toss. Thank God for Friday morning bacon rolls.
Maybe not right now but I'll probably realise this was a bad idea tomorrow. Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium is on, I love that film.
Enjoy, and have a good night x.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
somebody needs to Photoshop a peener into this picture, here...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm conerned... will it be this or the other pic on Uberdirectory?
Votes for or against here please!
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sorry, young banjo, this is the designated pic to be used. unless you post yet another shot with the appropriate title. i'm even going to use that shot of fecal matter that one of those prime fellows offered up. I'M HERE TO PLEASE THE PEOPLE.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-05-10 19:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i like pizza steve
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, I think I've gone my whole life 'not looking hot'.
Yes, I can safely say I was in the goldfish bowl at this point deliberating whether or not to put something else up my nose no doubt.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't necessarily look "Hot" in this picture, which would lead me to vote for the other, but you do however look "cool" in a "I'm a chick that can drink you into submission" kind of way.
Or maybe it's just the way that you look completely stoned and I can relate.
For your benefit, I'll vote on this one.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm conerned... will it be this or the other pic on Uberdirectory?
Votes for or against here please!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:46:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:32:41 EDT (#)
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i'd plus 2 for all eternity the guy/gal who as the balls/vag to camwhore with their yearbook photo.
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I'll do it.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what to make of this.
Well, at least you're not dripping lip gloss and pulling down your shirt.
Although, if you had, Shlongy would have rated differently, so there you go.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You live and learn.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Having a mouth agape like that is a welcome invitation to MSPaint blowjobs.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* everyone on Uber is scottish these days. I want a welsh woman.
Couldn't you just wear a tracksuit, put on a funny accent and pretend? For me?
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*zzzzzzzzzzziiiip*
*drags phlegm into throat*
"Ready. Do you want me to sing?"
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are you?
http://www.sourpatch.org
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:28:06 EDT (#)
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Ydy hon fel cari 'i? Fi ve chan 'r bantiau gwisga t adwaenoch.
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:28:06 EDT (#)
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Ydy hon fel cari 'i? Fi ve chan 'r bantiau gwisga t adwaenoch.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* everyone on Uber is scottish these days. I want a welsh woman.
Couldn't you just wear a tracksuit, put on a funny accent and pretend? For me?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope, Scottish
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, are you Welsh?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Watch it, I still have to get to work today and it wouldn't do to show up with bloaty head.
I love working from home.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww. You like rendering yourself confused and being clever. You'd be a perfect companion for a friend of mine.
You'd like him. He cleans but not obsessivly. He cooks curry and is a strong advocate of having fun at home and occaisonally going outside.
He hates driving though. He only does it because he is stoic.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Banjo you are... Quite great!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:25:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it a pill? Are you studying it to see what's been printed on it to ensure that when you take 10 of them you won't fall into the K-hole?
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Bingo!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another shite gramme?
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey you go girl!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, I'm not on completely the wrong track am I?
Is it a Golden Eagle egg?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it a pill? Are you studying it to see what's been printed on it to ensure that when you take 10 of them you won't fall into the K-hole?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
info - this aint my house. I have nice walls. Painted, no woodchip, no wallpaper. Mine = v. stylish flat, at least now anyway.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:18:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot roll spliffs because I am disabled, so you'll have to do it for me. If you don't it becomes EXTRA illegal.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:10:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, another pathetic attempt at rolling a spliff? Nice one, flid.
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I can roll a spliff albeit with rolling mats.
And no, it's not a spliff.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot roll spliffs because I am disabled, so you'll have to do it for me. If you don't it becomes EXTRA illegal.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, another pathetic attempt at rolling a spliff? Nice one, flid.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its not leeeeegal!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just tell us, lady, before you start a riot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING WOMAN!?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I admit it, that's what I'm doing. If you saw me 5 minutes after this I was smeared in green fairy liquid and had shaven head.
Precious!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are holding a ring and doing a Gollum impression. geek
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have baws on the brain.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of his baws?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Care and share... hmm
Its not a lighter lobbed at my head, I'm holding something! It intrigued me!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Berty.
You thilly thauthage.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think he is actually just as camp as christmas. Like, genuinly.
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You are just lucky I don't type with a lisp, since that is how I speak.
And you can't see me flapping my wrists while I mince about the office.
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The true tradgedy for today is that I cannot tell if he is joking or not. I apologise to everybody.
In anycase, Flash, we do not discriminate on Ubersite. We care and we share.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can get a couple of albums from here, in case you're interested in the beautiful genre of 'Rapecore'. Good stuff.
http://www.myspace.com/noisenerds
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Not everything from Milton Keynes is shit"
Catchphrase of my mate's band, 'Crowbar Abortion'.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think he is actually just as camp as christmas. Like, genuinly.
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You are just lucky I don't type with a lisp, since that is how I speak.
And you can't see me flapping my wrists while I mince about the office.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milton Keynes is Hell on Earth.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I call people 'button' and 'kitten' but not much on here.
I am allowed to use that condesending/patronising tone though, I am a mother.
I kiss bloody knees better and use spit soaked tissues to wipe faces. It is my reward, chickens.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:04:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very soft and squeezy looking. With a bucket by the bed for safety.
That wallpaper screams middle england. Am I right?
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Middle England, nope but it sure is a desolate land.
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You live in Milton Keynes?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, Bell, what's this 'love' and 'dear' shite?
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I think he is actually just as camp as christmas. Like, genuinly.
It's amazing really, I thought people like that all died out/moved to West London in the '70s.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If by 'friendly' you mean 'gay as fuck' then you're doing well. Congratulations.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just being friendly, toots.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, Bell, what's this 'love' and 'dear' shite?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your lad throw a lighter at you again? Other than that I've not a scoobie what you're trying to catch, blindy.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Invisible bondage makes for killer S&M sessions, eh love.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:04:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very soft and squeezy looking. With a bucket by the bed for safety.
That wallpaper screams middle england. Am I right?
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Middle England, nope but it sure is a desolate land.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:45:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
what ARE you doing in this?
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I'm examining something very closely, hurty may know the answer...
Just to get one stupid answer out of the way, its not microscopic genitalia of any sort or the alleged photoshopped out cock.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very soft and squeezy looking. With a bucket by the bed for safety.
That wallpaper screams middle england. Am I right?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 04:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is WELL worse than woodchip.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 04:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homosexuality beckons...
Ha!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Said the King of Woodchip below..
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You pasty motherfucker. Horrendous wallpaper btw.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-05-08 22:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-08 21:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God called, he wants your 24th chromasome back
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what ARE you doing in this?
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck did you photoshop that big hairy cock OUT of this picture?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116584 <--- cocks be thar
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck did you photoshop that big hairy cock OUT of this picture?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the Hell is it with you people and your bad wallpaper choices?
Cool camwhore, Banj. :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 BANJO
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are sexy in a way only a guy like me can find sexy.
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READ: Mongoloid fetish
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:32:41 EDT (#)
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i'd plus 2 for all eternity the guy/gal who as the balls/vag to camwhore with their yearbook photo.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:24:06 EDT (#)
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*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:15:26 EDT (#)
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i have no idea what that is a picture of. kunta kinte impression?
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are sexy in a way only a guy like me can find sexy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a pencil flying toward your jugular? dangerous stuff. that's how we lost daniel.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is because I'm not advertise my boobs on the internet. And anyway, if I did get my boobs out, unless I'd been around for sometime, which I haven't then you'd -2 my ass to Iceland.
Not that I would get my boobs out anyway, I'm not that kind of girl I'm afraid.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The purported "boobs" are not in evidence. . .
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kind of like a boy? My hair is longer now and I defo have boobs
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not caring.
-2 for looking kind of like a boy.
+2 because I'd still fuck you in the mouth.