Uberdirectory 2008... This isn't a good idea but what the hell!? (503 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.32 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JesterLi1t (View user info) at 2008-05-08 20:22:51 EDT
I'm posting a picture (no shit)... Didn't plan on doing this again for awhile as a result of the last time - you big meanies...
Yes, a gormless fucking picture because I'm looking at something like a mong, my hairs a mess, I'm completely ratted but my God, I was having lots of fun a the time. Frankly, I don't give a damn because I was in 7th heaven knowing what I'm looking at!
I guess seeing I'm here I may as well contribute... Here it is Uberdirectory 2008, have it if you want it.
A botttle and a half of red wine, 2 films into the evening and knowing I'm going to have a shitter of a headache and an even worse day at work mean I don't really give a toss. Thank God for Friday morning bacon rolls.
Maybe not right now but I'll probably realise this was a bad idea tomorrow. Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium is on, I love that film.
Enjoy, and have a good night x.
User Reviews
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am laughing, just wish they'd made a better job of it is all. If you're going to do something, do it right.
-----------
I am horrible at photoshop so i went with Paint. I am a lazy son of a bitch... but ya know, like its been said, you leave your mouth open... it is ubersite
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, guess I was too late on my review.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy hell that's funny.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My mum would laugh, fortunately she can't turn on a pc let alone decipher what's on the screen. I'm not sure my mum has seen cock for a long time anyway, probably forgotten what it looks like.
I love my mum
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant understand why you would do this to her picture? what if her mum see this?!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I am a jedi knight and use the force to move around.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have a stick? My Gran has a stick and I often feel like whacking her over the head with it. I am sure she leaves it in Cafes, shops and on the bus just to get attention. She can't need it that much if she leaves it everywhere.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And just thinking about it. That's sick, jizzing in a blind girls face when she can't see it coming!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yip, the governement says I'm blind on paper. I'd like to think of myself as visually impaired.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah? I am sorry, I didn't see that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She hasn't told you she's blind!?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a mole who needs spectacles. In a cute way :)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:29:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perfectionists on Uber don't stay long. You won't find what you are seeking here.
I never noticed the pose until this post. I think this emphasises how innocent I truly am.
---------------------
Fuck it, have a +2.
I didn't notice the pose when I posted it, I though I looked curious... and not cock curious either.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually I thought this was rather well done, for a spur of the moment thing you know. I'll admit I chuckled.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perfectionists on Uber don't stay long. You won't find what you are seeking here.
I never noticed the pose until this post. I think this emphasises how innocent I truly am.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am laughing, just wish they'd made a better job of it is all. If you're going to do something, do it right.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Banj, take it with good grace and +2. You're famous!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're hilarious
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could have been much better.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I've seen the original, even I have to admit that the two posts can't have the same rating.
I'm a very fair and balanced reviewer. No one can say differently.
-----
indeed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I've seen the original, even I have to admit that the two posts can't have the same rating.
I'm a very fair and balanced reviewer. No one can say differently.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a computer idiot, and not the savant kind.
I can't I.D. MSPaint from Photoshop other than to admit that I suck at both of them.
Because if I didn't, I would be one prolific poster.
Mostly, photoshopping penises onto other peoples pictures.
-----
than you understand the need that this had to be done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a computer idiot, and not the savant kind.
I can't I.D. MSPaint from Photoshop other than to admit that I suck at both of them.
Because if I didn't, I would be one prolific poster.
Mostly, photoshopping penises onto other peoples pictures.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you all, this is funny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOT THE OL' "PHOTOSHOPPED PENIS IN THE FACE" TRICK, AGAIN.
-------
C'mon someone had to do it Shlongy. And that was MS Paint right there.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can dig it.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you all, this is funny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOT THE OL' "PHOTOSHOPPED PENIS IN THE FACE" TRICK, AGAIN.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was wondering how long before this happened
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol.
I didn't see that. You have a filthy mind.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL LEIK OMG THIS HAS NEVER EVAR EVEN BEEN DONE ONCE BEFORE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF UBERSITE LOL!1!11!11one!111!1