Turtles (579 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.71 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fat Sacks (View user info) at 2008-05-09 00:26:06 EDT
I like turtles.
They have shells, which is cool, it's kind of like armor.
Most animals with shells look gross when you turn them over, but not turtles.
Lobsters and Crabs have shells, and they look gross when you turn them over.
Hermit crabs are ok, they have cool shells.
Turtles can live over 100 years, also cool.
In conclusion, I like turtles.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-10 05:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just can't get over how awesome this is, plus, 3 -2's from one dick, seems unfair.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-10 05:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Turtle power!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like turtles
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
turtle soup is awesome
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have two box turtles. I tie them to my feet and use them like slow moving roller skates. I call them "Turtle Feets." It doesn't work very well.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
remarkable.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This guy agrees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In conclusion, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Berg has left now, there's no reason to be nice to people.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont know why, but for some reason, i love turtles too much to do anything but +2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I envy turtles.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus...
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
He's a radical rat.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an alligator snapping turtle the size of a golf ball that I picked up from the river last week. It's going to be super awesome someday when I have kids and it gets bigger.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's got turtles - doesn't need anything else.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing wrong with turtles, this post sucks.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what, i liked it
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We must be the only two people that apreciate a good turtle post
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Turtles, like you, are the dumb faggots of the animal world.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Turtles are nature's Microvaveable Spaghetti-O's with Franks.
Open it up, pick out the bits you don't like, add a bit of red wine, mix, heat, and eat. Comes in it's own single-serving bowl, too. That's efficient when you're on the go.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 06:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha turtles ARE kinda cool
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i want a turtle to eat your children
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-09 00:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
so do i