I'm from cali, and i'm voting for ARNOLD. (646 hits)
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Submitted by <bakked1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-07 16:21:36 EDT
Honestly, the way I see it california is fucked it doesn't matter who we put into office. Davis fucked us real good, and I invite anyone to read into time mag. or a few other news souces to see all the shit he, personally, did.
I'm going to choose arnold for a few reasons. The obvious one being he can easily beat the fuck out of anyone that messes with cali. Not to mention he is funny as hell to mock, and i'm sure comedians and news agencies alike will have fun doing it. The best part is you know he's going to have some stupid cheesy phrase or slogan to go with his campain. But either way, i'm voting for arnold. Why?
Well here's the real reason, davis is a lying asshole that has thoroughly fucked our economy, drove business away, the schools are horrible, the deficit, power crisis, immigration, and the list goes on. I'm tired of him, and he deserves to pay, even if in the end We as tax payer will be the ones paying for the it (the recall, and for his mistakes). Next on the list is our leutenant gov. well- fuck him, that lying asshole. This is the son of a bitch who told the people he wasn't going to run and had no interest in running. Well guess what? he's in the mix, and what's worst is what nobody seems to know- THE MAN CAN LITERALLY, BY LAW BE GOVERNER ONCE DAVIS IS RECALLED! That's right, on this up and coming ballot there will be two questions asked, one to recall davis and two to vote for a new governer. The only thing is, once davis is recalled, the leutenant gov. can legally seize "power". He can literally throw out the second vote and become governer until the next election period. Now will he do it? Most likely not, there would be a huge public outcry and his political career would probably cease to exist. The next choice we have is a liberal columnist. That's not communist, a columnist, she's a writer. Now i'm not republican nor am I democrate, but for real, the last thing this state needs right now is another liberal cattering to special interest groups again. What we need is a business man, a man or woman that is willing to bring big business back to california. No one seems to know that 28% of californias big business has completely left the state in under five years. Why? because of the strict business regulations and taxes on big business that all came from the current administration- davis. I'm not making this up, go to cnn.com and start researching, or any other news outlet- that one is just easy to find shit on. Back to the point, we need money flowing again in california. That's a funny statement considering if california was an independant state we would be the six wealthiest in the world. Our biggest problem is all the programs we as tax payers pay for. Which programs you might ask well I think the two biggest would be wellfare and immigration. I can't remember the numbers, but time mag. just had an article about how much we spend on immigration alone; and when I mean immigration, i mean the cost of deporting, paying for their medical bills, healthcare, schooling, and a million other programs for these people- it's simply ridiculous. We need an ass kicker, somebody that isn't already involved in politics, somebody with some fresh ideas and knows what is going on around here, because the people in sac don't have a fucking clue. I've heard arnold speak, and these are the exact points, word for word, that he said. He is not a politican and even though he may break every promiss, atleast we can trust him a little better than davis or the next career politician. Now don't get me wrong- arnold obviously isn't qualified, but compared to the rest...well, need I say more?
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-08 10:23:48 EDT (#)
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I saw arnold on the news last night : "When I came here to the USA, no one thought a poor Austrian farm boy could be in politics. They told me, your English is too bad, and your body is overdeveloped and I went on to become the highest paid entertainer of all time."
He cracks me up and seems to be just as valid a candidate as the next.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-08 10:06:51 EDT (#)
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Good, but learn to use some paragraphs. That block of letters was almost too much for my Friday Morning brain.
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:07:10 EDT (#)
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"""Arnold can never be President unless they make an amendment to the Constitution of the United States"""
I know, but wouldn't it be funny as hell? After he is done with iraq he would go live on CNN and say, "iraq has been terminated", that would be the funniest shit ever. he should hire cameron or whoever the fuck made t3 for his ads, that would be awesome.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:06:33 EDT (#)
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I'm voting for Arnold because in Demolition Man they predicted he would be president. What amazing foresight.
-Bus
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:02:00 EDT (#)
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Arnold can never be President unless they make an amendment to the Constitution of the United States.
Article II, Section I:
No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:57:05 EDT (#)
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""I do not think his stupid accent will make it to the white house though""
Wouldn't that be something- arnold as president. LMAO! There would have been no iraqi war, arnold simply would have toppled the regime with his bare hands! MY GOD! The world will shake in fear of not the us army, but of ARNOLD! Could you imagine his exceptance speech, people would die laughing. Besides if bushs YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA accent can make it there then anyones can.
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:52:15 EDT (#)
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Glam daddy- for real, i'll be the one praying for you. you missed the point by a god damned mile. nice. You obviously didn't notice that was just a joke- the reference about him kicking everyones ass. you're very intuitive. very. My point was he is the best out of all of them. If you had taken the short amount of time to read the post you would have realized I evaluated all of the real canidates- gary coleman, common meow- the simple fact is in this political race, as in most others, we must choose the lesser of the two evils- kind of like bush to gore. understand? no, i'm not surprised, i'll elaborate. Davis is shit, so is bustamante, so is that columnist, so is mcfuckock, and especially simon (the man jsut doesn't belong in the politcal system). The only two choices left are the guy who funded the recall, darrel issa(sp?) and arnold. I don't know jack shit about issa, but what I do know is that I don't want another democrate or republican in office. And I know arnold is republican, I meant that I don't want another career politician in office. I'm tired of them, they come in lying about everything and end up cattering to their political party in the end; just like the guy before them. We need someone without any prior knowledge, someone who hasn't been corrupted by the system. What we need is a newbie, untainted by the bullshit and ready to shake shit up.
What california needs is someone unafraid to tell it like it is.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:44:08 EDT (#)
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I'll vote for him, he means business and will definetly make a favorable impact on the California economy.
His political aspirations are interesting and I hardly think he need stop at being Governor. I do not think his stupid accent will make it to the white house though.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:36:24 EDT (#)
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arnold schwarzenegger is a world class business man, do you know that he owns more than half the real estate in two californian cities?
you should look up the details of his business history, he is MORE than fucking qualified,
the man wanted to be a millionare before the age of 30, he was a multi millionare LONG before that...
A WORLD CLASS SUCCESS AT EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER DONE, except films unless you rate box office power above acting skill, can't knock conan the barbarian though, it's on tv in half an hour too...
this is going to be HUGE and SUCCESSFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:30:38 EDT (#)
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So far the notable candidates are:
Arnold
Larry Flint
Gary Coleman
Who wants to put money on the next candidate? I wish Steve Buscemi would run, but I have a feeling it is going to be Jeff Goldbloom!
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:26:55 EDT (#)
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your reasons for voting arnold show a total lack of political understanding.... because he can beat people up? because you like to make fun of him?
dude... i pray for you.