You make me feel like dancing..........(and a Mug Shot- if you see this man report him to the RSPCA) (968 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2008-05-09 09:33:38 EDT
Always the bridesmaid never the bride, thank god.
This year most of my friends have decided to tie the knot and take the plunge, good for them. The problem is that it really is costing an absolute fortune in presents, stag dooooosssssssssssssssss (zzzzzzz'for the Americans') and of course picking up nice hats and dresses for the day.
Last weekend saw yet another blow past and that one cost me, and most people, even more as the two people in question actually went ahead with it which really was unexpected. Still a good bit of nosh, a few laughs at the table, countless amounts of booze and the opportunity to kick some poor girl in the shins on the dance floor; so all was not lost.
Anyway without further ado I introduce the DrogoRoch 2008 CamProstitute. Ahh a brief dance on the floor with one of the bridesmaids before heading outside to have a quick fag, I hate slow fags they
pose enough of a challenge you need the chase.
Right before we start lets see what we can divert:
i)I am dancing with a bridesmaid, not the inflatable lady as she has a puncture.
ii)The nose isn't getting any smaller and to be quite frank plastic surgery is for people who are a hell of a lot more gay than me.
iii)Yes you're right that is a small yacht in the background, the event was held at a yacht club, and yes you are right we all got in it at the end and sailed off to Lilliput.
iv)Yep the disco was rather shite, as you can see by the sound equipment.
v)Apparently ears never stop growing so I'm in for trouble there I know. I found a hair growing out of my left one the other day, that didn't offend me too much but it was Grey! Fucker.
Anything else? Nope I think that does it. Let the ridicule commence.
Oh yes hang on a moment. I have developed a facial fungus I call it Uber'eard, as no matter how much I try I can't seem to get it out of my life.
User Reviews
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can see you as a bride. My bride. I like the cut of your jib.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:04:57 EDT (#)
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That's right Pig, keep eatin' your fried bread dough...
What?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:31:13 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 drogo
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:16:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:43:21 EDT (#)
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Your knuckles are really shiny. I hope you punched out a mime.
It's either that or your adamantium skeleton is starting to show through.
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I think the shine is from the bridesmaid's nails ACTually
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:43:21 EDT (#)
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Your knuckles are really shiny. I hope you punched out a mime.
It's either that or your adamantium skeleton is starting to show through.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:35:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:44:51 BST (#)
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*you're before redskies gets me
lucky escape
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:01:58 EDT (#)
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I am not disappointed with this post.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:50:34 EDT (#)
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Nice beard BTW, I've tried it before, but can only get the bottom and tops to come out, there's always a white-trashy gap in between, so I keep it baby-faced now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:45:08 EDT (#)
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Why'd you crop out the fat broad you were dancing with?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:35:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:28:06 PDT (#)
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I am a drogo fan.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:34:09 EDT (#)
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Damn. Thanks for reminding me.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:30:29 EDT (#)
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ha ha ear hair
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:28:06 EDT (#)
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I am a drogo fan.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:15:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:01:55 EDT (#)
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Awwwww
I like the beard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:53:43 EDT (#)
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Aren't you from Devon? That's basically the same thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:53:36 EDT (#)
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Sorry surr, oy din' mean no dis'pect surr.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:53:19 EDT (#)
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I'll hold you to that!
Have a good weekend Drogo.
PUB!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:52:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.xkcd.com/420/ <----You didn't do this, did you? 'Cos that would have been awesome.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:50:55 EDT (#)
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40!!!!!!
Oh my good god Monder, next time I see you you get a spanking. Have a good one.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:50:12 EDT (#)
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right I'm off you horrible lot. Have good weekends and stuff. I am off for a 'Site' visit seeing as the sun in out, strangely enough though it happens to be at a local pubs beer garden only a stones throw from my house, odd when life works out like that.
and Berty! I AM NOT WELSH!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:48:53 EDT (#)
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Ah so you have at last accepted that being 40 isn't so bad. Good for you!
I really was joking about the weight. You have big shoulders, it makes your jacket hang loose.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:47:46 EDT (#)
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Berty I have to admit the beard wasnt really for you to like, or not like, it just is. It was the first time i had attacked it with the trimmers and it didnt go too well, but I stubbournly refused to get rid of it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:46:17 EDT (#)
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I thought the beard looked rather ugly to be truthful. Sorry, perhaps if the hair was more grown out.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:46:05 EDT (#)
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Ahh but Monder I dont care a bout looking younger these days, and just think after a while when everyone gets used to it and I do shave it off they will start wondering who the new office temps is and why he is being like that asshole Drogo.
I havent put on too much weight honest, its the angle.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:44:51 EDT (#)
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*you're before redskies gets me
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:44:04 EDT (#)
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Nice suit. Loose the face fuzz, it will make you look younger. Plus....your putting on weight. Where is the nice toned greek like God we used to know and drool over?! I blame the inflatable lady, she is obviously far too good for your ego and your letting it all slide.
I'm kidding, before you run away weeping. Your looking great.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:44:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:41:42 EDT (#)
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Why? I do.
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yeah but thats you. I like it maintained
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:43:54 EDT (#)
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Well then you have no manners and less class.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:41:42 EDT (#)
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Why? I do.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:41:02 EDT (#)
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Your beard is too well maintained.
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I thought that at first but he's at a wedding. Can't exactly go scruffy, can you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:40:11 EDT (#)
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Your beard is too well maintained.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:37:43 EDT (#)
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S'up dawg?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:36:11 EDT (#)
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So, you're actually Welsh then? You should voicewhore. It will blow the seppo's minds.