Fuck You (1675 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-05-09 12:14:50 EDT
Not you specifically. The people below.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:53:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:23:59 EDT (#)
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You are wrong about the boy scouts stuff. I grew up in Utah (a bunch of Mormons live there) and that is not how it is....
Have a +2 anyways...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:45:31 EDT (#)
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I had to laugh at the pic of Bush and Creep, especially when I realized it was you who posted it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:01:16 EDT (#)
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are you serious with all this bullshit?
a)PINK ANYTHING deals with breast cancer. Did you watch baseball on mother's day? there's a reason everybody, EVERYBODY was wearing pink armbands, swinging a pink bat, wearing pink batting gloves, etc. When Deanna Favre got breast cancer, everybody knows brett favre shaved his head, but not everybody knows that every woman who walked through the gates at lambeau bought a pink hat that season. It's not just because they like pink - in fact i've never met a girl who thought a pink hat was cute. It's because breast cancer is the latest social fad. If you think it's just happening in Boston then your complete fucking ignorance is showing.
And please stop bitching about the COMPLETELY UNRELATED thing that enables your goddamn team to spend more on its infield than the devil rays franchise can spend on its entire team and farm system. And I haven't begun to talk baseball economics with you, but if you'd like, I can explain to you, in detail, why your ticket prices are so high. But just in case you want to argue with me, go to wikipedia and look up "revenue sharing mlb" to get a little bit of a head start. OR just pay 15 bucks for terrace seats and move up in the fourth inning and quit being such a crabby bitch.
b) as i stated, cheat codes are for faggots. keep fighting me on this one, you'll win, i promise.
c) thanks for making assumptions. what i had to say has nothing to do with church and state. i disagree with you on more basic levels. im talking ideology. no point in getting into it with somebody who is so flustered over all the pink at sporting events.
d) I read what you wrote, fuckhead. Believe me, my reading comprehension skills are up there with the best, and I'm on youtube enough (like twice per week) to know that you just need to click the fucking x one time and it goes away. and if those pop-up ads are a real problem for you then i suggest you just check out tonight because your life is fucked.
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a) I'm well aware of the pink merchandise/breast cancer corollary, dipshit. You'd have to live in a cave not to have heard of it. HOWEVER, when I walk down Landsdown and talk to sororistutes, I don't hear shit about breast cancer. I went bar hopping on a game night with some friends about two weeks ago and every single girl I asked about her pink hat or pink jersey replied with "OMG BECAUSE I LUV LUV LUV PINK! ISN'T IT CUTE?!?!?" Stop acting like your view of the world is the only one in existence. I hate pink hats because of my own experiences. Adopting a fuckhead know-it-all attitude does not mean that you actually know everything about everything. Anyone can read a bunch of internet articles about "revenue sharing" and stalk around like the Ubersite Sheriff of Truth. It doesn't make you smart and it doesn't make you special. It just makes you a douchebag.
b) Fine, cheat codes are for faggots. You're too awesome. Fuck me for spending $60 on a game and wanting to take on legions of zombies with something a bit cooler than a flashlight. You are better than me in every way, douchebag.
c) It doesn't matter what you had to say. The rant I made was about people that want to push their religion on others in a public school system that does not (or should not, at least) allow such behavior. I was not talking ideology. Changing the focus of the argument to put in your two cents just makes you a mouthy attention whore douchebag.
d) If your reading comprehension skills are so fucking spectacular, how do you keep missing the simple fact that the ads keep popping up every few seconds even if you click the little x? It's not just one time. It's continuous. It's annoying. Again, your experiences are not the be all and end all of the world and if I choose to express my annoyance with popup ads that fuck up the video quality on a website devoted solely to watching videos when there's a giant panel right next to the screen advertising the same thing, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'LL FUCKING DO, douchebag.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:32:20 EDT (#)
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you are correct, sir
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:18:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 15:03:55 EDT (#)
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i pretty much hated everything about this post.
a) pink hats = breast cancer. your tickets cost a shitton because you live in a huge market and everybody and their mama wants to go see the best team in the AL play. you want change? never happen, because you would have to stop going to games.
b) fuck cheat codes. they're only fun if youre drunk or high and cant play the game properly.
c) politics/religion. i disagree with you. no need to get into it, but i disagree.
d) what else...youtube popup ads. just click the fucking x. relax.
in fact the only thing i agreed with that i can think of is the office princess thing, and you got that idea from forensicgirl.
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a) Pink hats in this context do not, in fact, equal breast cancer. The pink hats I'm talking about are Red Sox hats (jerseys and other merchandise for that matter) that have been made with pink material because dippy college broads think it's cool. I know perfectly well why the ticket prices are so high. I don't need an economics class from some fuckmoo like you. I've just chosen the pink hats as a sort of mascot for all that is wrong with MLB in Boston right now.
b) If you're too fucking dumb to realize that sometimes you just want to save a new profile on GTA and go around fucking shit up with a rocket launcher then I'm not going to sit here and explain the concept of personal preference to you. If nobody liked cheat codes there wouldn't be so goddamn many websites dedicated to cheat codes. Suck it, Trebek.
c) It doesn't matter if you disagree with me. The United States of America observes a separation of church and state. Any attempt to change that is wrong and that makes you fucking retarded.
d) You can click the fucking x, but AS I STATED IN THE ABOVE FUCKING PICTURE, THE ADS POP UP EVERY FEW SECONDS whether you click the x or not. Reading for comprehension, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Honestly, some of you people are so fucking dumb it hurts. And if it's an act and you're just stirring shit because you need something to do, come up with some legitimate arguments. Numbnuts.
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are you serious with all this bullshit?
a)PINK ANYTHING deals with breast cancer. Did you watch baseball on mother's day? there's a reason everybody, EVERYBODY was wearing pink armbands, swinging a pink bat, wearing pink batting gloves, etc. When Deanna Favre got breast cancer, everybody knows brett favre shaved his head, but not everybody knows that every woman who walked through the gates at lambeau bought a pink hat that season. It's not just because they like pink - in fact i've never met a girl who thought a pink hat was cute. It's because breast cancer is the latest social fad. If you think it's just happening in Boston then your complete fucking ignorance is showing.
And please stop bitching about the COMPLETELY UNRELATED thing that enables your goddamn team to spend more on its infield than the devil rays franchise can spend on its entire team and farm system. And I haven't begun to talk baseball economics with you, but if you'd like, I can explain to you, in detail, why your ticket prices are so high. But just in case you want to argue with me, go to wikipedia and look up "revenue sharing mlb" to get a little bit of a head start. OR just pay 15 bucks for terrace seats and move up in the fourth inning and quit being such a crabby bitch.
b) as i stated, cheat codes are for faggots. keep fighting me on this one, you'll win, i promise.
c) thanks for making assumptions. what i had to say has nothing to do with church and state. i disagree with you on more basic levels. im talking ideology. no point in getting into it with somebody who is so flustered over all the pink at sporting events.
d) I read what you wrote, fuckhead. Believe me, my reading comprehension skills are up there with the best, and I'm on youtube enough (like twice per week) to know that you just need to click the fucking x one time and it goes away. and if those pop-up ads are a real problem for you then i suggest you just check out tonight because your life is fucked.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-12 20:42:05 EDT (#)
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Fluffy princess part is spot on.
At my old company a 24 year old M.A. grad walked in, first job she had in her life, and took a corner office and V.P. slot.
Because she was hotter than hell. And our President thought with his dick, most of the time, except when he was being fucking brilliant.
Pussy always takes down the man.
FUCK PUSSY!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:18:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 15:03:55 EDT (#)
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i pretty much hated everything about this post.
a) pink hats = breast cancer. your tickets cost a shitton because you live in a huge market and everybody and their mama wants to go see the best team in the AL play. you want change? never happen, because you would have to stop going to games.
b) fuck cheat codes. they're only fun if youre drunk or high and cant play the game properly.
c) politics/religion. i disagree with you. no need to get into it, but i disagree.
d) what else...youtube popup ads. just click the fucking x. relax.
in fact the only thing i agreed with that i can think of is the office princess thing, and you got that idea from forensicgirl.
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a) Pink hats in this context do not, in fact, equal breast cancer. The pink hats I'm talking about are Red Sox hats (jerseys and other merchandise for that matter) that have been made with pink material because dippy college broads think it's cool. I know perfectly well why the ticket prices are so high. I don't need an economics class from some fuckmoo like you. I've just chosen the pink hats as a sort of mascot for all that is wrong with MLB in Boston right now.
b) If you're too fucking dumb to realize that sometimes you just want to save a new profile on GTA and go around fucking shit up with a rocket launcher then I'm not going to sit here and explain the concept of personal preference to you. If nobody liked cheat codes there wouldn't be so goddamn many websites dedicated to cheat codes. Suck it, Trebek.
c) It doesn't matter if you disagree with me. The United States of America observes a separation of church and state. Any attempt to change that is wrong and that makes you fucking retarded.
d) You can click the fucking x, but AS I STATED IN THE ABOVE FUCKING PICTURE, THE ADS POP UP EVERY FEW SECONDS whether you click the x or not. Reading for comprehension, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Honestly, some of you people are so fucking dumb it hurts. And if it's an act and you're just stirring shit because you need something to do, come up with some legitimate arguments. Numbnuts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:55:13 EDT (#)
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nicely done.
camwhore for this, eh: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116507
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:50:50 EDT (#)
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Absolutely Perfect.
BTW, all of my little brother have completed Eagle Scouts - Atheists all of them...
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-05-11 11:59:05 EDT (#)
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I disagree with some of your statements.
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2008-05-11 11:35:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:20:55 EDT (#)
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red sox fans wanted to beat the yankees for a long time. 86 years, just about. They finally did, and now red sox fans have become yankees fans. Sucks having a guy in a suit bring his uninterested family to the game while you have to watch at home or in the bar, doesn't it? Actually, watching in a bar isn't so bad, but you get my point. Everyone pays some kind of price for success.
And you had some other points in this post that were good or something.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-05-10 22:25:08 EDT (#)
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I am not here, this is a figment of your overzealous imaginations.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 15:07:18 EDT (#)
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ok fine i looked back through it. i also dislike bullshit art (but not as much as the average schmo...), microsoft, and anybody responsible for the fact that gas is 3.88 here this morning, and probably about 4.40 up in chicago.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 15:03:55 EDT (#)
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i pretty much hated everything about this post.
a) pink hats = breast cancer. your tickets cost a shitton because you live in a huge market and everybody and their mama wants to go see the best team in the AL play. you want change? never happen, because you would have to stop going to games.
b) fuck cheat codes. they're only fun if youre drunk or high and cant play the game properly.
c) politics/religion. i disagree with you. no need to get into it, but i disagree.
d) what else...youtube popup ads. just click the fucking x. relax.
in fact the only thing i agreed with that i can think of is the office princess thing, and you got that idea from forensicgirl.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:34:34 EDT (#)
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There should be a +3 for things such as these.
At any rate, the Mormons historically have had some rather interesting ideas about negroes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blacks_and_the_Latter_Day_Saint_movement
I apologize for the wikipedia link, but I don't care enough to find a credible source.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:13:57 EDT (#)
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ouch
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:13:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:13:14 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:10:01 EDT (#)
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douchebaggery
This was epic.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-10 06:47:05 EDT (#)
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i see you've been to sexysoxchick.com.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-10 02:54:26 EDT (#)
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buttons buttons buttons rocket launcher!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:39:50 EDT (#)
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tough loss for the htt
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:25:46 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure. I don't think I've ever had any contact with him/her, but then again, you never know who's alter you've pissed off around here. Maybe bubba is just devout Christian and wants to take a stand against the mouthy half-negro populace.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:18:59 EDT (#)
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How'd you incur the wrath of this "bubba", creep?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:16:37 EDT (#)
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Wow. This must be my lucky night. A Jade spotting, a Bart +2, and a -2 from not 1, not 2, but 3 BUBBA ALTERS! This shit is off the chain. I should go play the lottery 'cause I'm on a hot streak.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:34:26 EDT (#)
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a) Where the hell did you get your misinformation about the BSA being acquired by Mormons? That's just not true. Just because the Mormons are a major funding source doesn't mean that the BSA itself endorses Mormonism. In fact actually there are more Methodist sponsors than Mormon sponsors.
b) Not all creationists are nutty. Some of us actually believe that evolution was/is part of that "creation" process and that the earth is much older than 6000 years, if you don't take the Bible literally when it says "days."
kthxbye
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a) I don't personally give a fuck which Christian church is a bigger sponsor for the BSA. Last I checked it was the Mormons, but if that information is outdated it doesn't really fucking matter because THEY STILL DON'T ALLOW HOMOSEXUALS AND ATHEISTS and they're still GETTING MONEY FROM TAXPAYERS. Split all the hairs you want. It's still fucking wrong.
b) No one said you are all nutty. The creationists I hate are the ones trying to insist that creationism be taught in schools. You can believe whatever you want to believe, but when John Q. Public is footing the bill, you shut your fucking mouth. There is historical proof to back up some facts in the bible and I find that super cool. It's pretty amazing to see historical connections like proof of a great flood come to life and it's very interesting to read what some people THINK caused it. However, back when we started this grand nation we call The United States of America, we all agreed on the separation of church and state. We all agreed that God has no place in the governing of a nation founded on the principal of believing whatever you want. Got a private Catholic school? Fine! Teach all about the man Jesus Son of God! But if it's a public school and my tax dollars are going towards it, you keep your fucking "Creation Science" out of it because no matter how "scientifically" you word it, you're still talking about God. 6 days, 6000 years...cram it up your ass either way.
kthxbye
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:51:04 EDT (#)
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You, sir, kick every ass imaginable.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:47:53 EDT (#)
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Bravo.
I don't know how I feel about the BSA right now. I would say 98% of the troops out there would say "Ummm... does he like to go canoeing and tie knots and learn to shoot a shotgun? That's mostly what we're about." if a father asked if his atheist son could join their troop. But for some reason, the BSA leadership (corporate anyway) seems to be on a crusade against all non-white, protestant heterosexuals. It's really sad. The Boy Scouts should be concerned with keeping kids out of gangs and off of drugs and not excluding potential members. I'm kind of ashamed to be an Eagle Scout.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:24:37 EDT (#)
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I can't think of anything to add.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:05:12 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I don't give a FUCK about sports.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:02:39 EDT (#)
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urp.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:01:41 EDT (#)
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pink stinks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:06:56 EDT (#)
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantabluous.
And +2 for not one, but TWO Idiocracy pictures.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:55:37 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:27:23 EDT (#)
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Best post ever
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:03:59 EDT (#)
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This is a fucking masterpiece.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:33:50 EDT (#)
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fuckin pink hats
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:22:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:17:36 EDT (#)
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This is why there should be +3s.
Fook you too,btw.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:21:40 EDT (#)
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fuck i just bought a bikini and i could have used a budweiser select box to house my mams and hoo hoo... wtf man...just wtf...
awesome post dan...you rule my ninja... you rule!!
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:59:23 EDT (#)
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awesomeness
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:17:36 EDT (#)
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This is why there should be +3s.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:08:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:14:42 EDT (#)
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get friends with season tickets and take the t in. go to four or five games a year for the cost of concessions.
how to make a season ticket friend:
go to those family restuarant/bars. the sort of places that feature the same group of drinkers every night. have a drink. chat up the guys who are late 30s early forties. mention the red sox. if they say they have season tickets tell them you might be interested in buying one off them every now and again. leave it at that.
return once a a week, find these guys, buy them drinks. offer them cigarettes. talk about the red sox. inside of a month he'll be offering his tickets to you because he has to go out of town or something. apologize and say you wish you could but you can't afford them right now. he'll give you them for free. upkeep is a wave every now and again, a beer, and maybe a dirty joke or two. you can repeat as many times as you wish to stock up on ST friends.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:51:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:48:09 EDT (#)
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Is your name in reference to the Motorhead album?
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Yes. I was signing up and needed a username, and was listening to Motorhead at the time. It was either this or Dogs. I'm glad I went with this.
You should pick up the Stone Deaf Forever box set. Four discs of recordings and one compilation of live tracks.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:32:10 EDT (#)
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I agree with everything here except the 360. I got mine the first day it came out and still no problems whatsoever.
*knocks on wood*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:34:26 EDT (#)
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a) Where the hell did you get your misinformation about the BSA being acquired by Mormons? That's just not true. Just because the Mormons are a major funding source doesn't mean that the BSA itself endorses Mormonism. In fact actually there are more Methodist sponsors than Mormon sponsors.
b) Not all creationists are nutty. Some of us actually believe that evolution was/is part of that "creation" process and that the earth is much older than 6000 years, if you don't take the Bible literally when it says "days."
kthxbye
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:23:21 EDT (#)
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I larfed
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:01:42 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed this post
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:59:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck YOU
the gas man has one seriously hiddeous wattle.
the beer girls look like they might be entertaining.
i want to go home now.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:48:09 EDT (#)
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Is your name in reference to the Motorhead album?
I almost bought the 10 disc anthology of Motorhead at Newbury Comics one time, for $30. I didnt, though, because I didn't have any money. :(
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:45:40 EDT (#)
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See, as an American, I could care less if it doesn't directly affect me. The worse off my countrymen are, the better my odds for sucess are.
Not my fault they don't like their slice of the pie.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:41:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:11:22 EDT (#)
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On the bright side...I'm only about a 20 minute walk from Fenway, which isnt all that bad on a nice night.
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Agreed. Great walk back on a comfortable night.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:38:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:36:12 EDT (#)
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I have got to tell you about the 3 hour "discussion" I had with a group of friends about religion. Apparently I offended them by calling the Immaculate Conception "a crock of shit." I love you kthxbi
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:24:57 EDT (#)
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have we all forgotten how to hide a flask?
$9.50 for beer?! Not unless the great Jebus Himself had made it from his own blessed sweat glands.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:11:22 EDT (#)
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I like how the "Premium Beer" at Fenway is fucking Heineken. Seriosuly...it tastes so disgusting.
Only a couple beer stands serve Sam Adams. Thats usually like $9.50 a cup, but it is actual Sam Adams and tastes like fresh Sam Adams. The problem is, it's not very well advertised and usually its a huge line.
The one Guiness stand they have is also nice. Usually a huge line there, too.
Fucking Fenway...I love that place but they need to serve some good, refreshing beer, damnit!
P.S. If you ever want to know one of the secret parking locations, let me know. I know of a few and it's a real money saver. The only problem is catching a train outbound from Kenmore after a game. I ended up taking the shoelace express home after a game because the trains were all so packed full. It sucks. On the bright side...I'm only about a 20 minute walk from Fenway, which isnt all that bad on a nice night.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:10:09 EDT (#)
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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-Samuel Johnson
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:07:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:07:40 EDT (#)
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Well, that and it's watery domestic beer served piss warm in plastic cups.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:06:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah...Fuck everyone.
Especially, that faggot oathmeal.
On the other hand, I think Id like to bang a couple of those pink hat baseball fan broads.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:06:35 EDT (#)
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Know what the sad secret is behind the piss beer? It's damaged kegs or beer that's about to expire. A friend of mine is a Bud distributer. They know the fake-southie-accent douchebags will still pay $7.50 for a flat warm beer no matter what so they give Fenway anything that fell off the liftgate or has been sitting in the back of the truck too long. Sure, if they need more they'll stock them up with whatever they've got, but if The Rack wants kegs of Bud they'll get fresh ones. Fenway will get leftovers and the rest will be filled in with regular stuff.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:05:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:02:53 PDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82637
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82297
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83577
maybe experima?
basically, things bug me.
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cheers J. can't wait to read them. things bug me too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:02:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82637
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82297
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83577
maybe experima?
basically, things bug me.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:58:49 EDT (#)
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I agree with all of this.
In reference to the Red Sox... I remember being a freshman in College (in fall of 2002) and being able to buy tickets at my school's student center for $10 a pop. Then in 03 they make to the playoffs and every fucking asshole, douche bag, JAH DUDE retard jumped on the band wagon. JAH DUDE. WICKED FUCKIN SOX, BRO. Over-tanned idiots with red jerseys talking in fake accents and drinking shitty tasting piss beer (not just piss, HBTS). Seriously, those fucking idiots have officially made Red Sox fans as a whole the most annoying sports fans in the universe over the past 4 years. I hope they all die in a chemical fire.
But still, you can find tickets for ~$4 over face value on stubhub (like $30 for bleacher steats, $26 face value), beers are $7.50, and parking is anywhere from free to $40 (most places around Fenway are $20 and $30). If you park in certain areas, the meters stop at 6pm so you can stay all night and take the train in. Only certain areas, though. It's still a pretty well kept secret.
I hated pink hats in the fall of 2002, and I still hate pink hats today. What I hate more the retards who go to the games and blabber on and on about the latest statistic they read on their Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball newsletter. Fucking idiots...all of them.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:58:39 EDT (#)
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Honorary number 11. Chinese Shitting Cell Phone Guy
It's a big bathroom and you're bound to hear some noises you rather would not. However, what I really don't want to hear is a man grunting, squirting, plopping, and "Aaah"ing in between bursts of Chinese that you're practically yelling into your cell phone while sitting on the fucking toilet. Really? You honestly can't put the fucking phone down long enough to relieve yourself? I'd feel even worse for the person on the other end of the line, but anyone who puts up with that at all probably deserves it. Either way, my point is that cell phone usage has just plain gotten out of hand. Chinese Shitting Cell Phone Guy, you're fucking disgusting.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:52:48 EDT (#)
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sorry, M!
i meant below below <3
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:46:16 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:30:25 EDT (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
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Pretty sure Red did a post aboot that.
Awesome, Creep.
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link me to that berty my eternal love.
streak breaker below
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:52:00 EDT (#)
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this was fucking fantastic man
utter genius, I didnt know I thought all those things until you said them.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:49:43 EDT (#)
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If fg keeps this up, I'm going to watching for people in bell towers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:30:25 EDT (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
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Pretty sure Red did a post aboot that.
Awesome, Creep.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:44:41 EDT (#)
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Re: The American Public.
I was watching the news and one of our local news stations thought it would be a fine idea to go and told to people on the street about the upcoming election and who they thought would win.
Someone please tell me why it is that reporters will always find the dumbest, most toothless, most inbred yokel around and interview him/her?!?!?!?
WHY?!?!?
Reporter: So, which issues are important to you when deciding which candidate to vote for?
Yokel: Uh....we-ul....I know dat dere are lots o important issues like terrorism n' dee ec-no-mee, but if dey ain't Pro-Life, den I don't vote fer 'em. We luv Gee-zeus in our house.
THIS IS WHAT MAKES THE FUCKING NEWS!!! THIS!!!
God I could just cry!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:42:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:42:14 EDT (#)
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I liked this.
I should give you a -2 for shaking his hand, instead of busting his skull, but I think I made a comment like that 4 years ago or so when you first posted that picture.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:42:00 EDT (#)
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i haven't got that into his personal life thank fuck but he does a good job gassing up the room, so.
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I guess I'm going out with your boos then and if not him a relative of some sort.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:41:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:35:59 EDT (#)
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Exxon/Mobile was just a convenient whipping horse, Banjo. Probably the biggest offenders, but I wanted to express my disgust with the entire industry.
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I ride my bike exclusively and take public transportation whenever I can now and only use my car about once a week. I highly recommend adopting public transportation and/or bike riding. I saved a shit ton of money. Like enough to afford a high class hooker savings.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:40:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:35:59 BST (#)
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Exxon/Mobile was just a convenient whipping horse, Banjo. Probably the biggest offenders, but I wanted to express my disgust with the entire industry.
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No probs, in all honesty I was in two minds whether to go off on a full blown rant about them or defend their honour (what's left of it). I've literally just finished dealing with an ExxonMobil cess pit and the biggest oil company dinosaur fuckwit I've ever had the misfortune of dealing with.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:40:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:39:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:37:53 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:35:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:33:46 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:30:25 BST (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
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That's my bf you're talking about!
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you're dating my boss?
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Does he think farting noises are the funniest thing ever and that biting toenails at work is acceptable behaviour?
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i haven't got that into his personal life thank fuck but he does a good job gassing up the room, so.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:37:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:35:10 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:33:46 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:30:25 BST (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
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That's my bf you're talking about!
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you're dating my boss?
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Does he think farting noises are the funniest thing ever and that biting toenails at work is acceptable behaviour?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:35:59 EDT (#)
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Exxon/Mobile was just a convenient whipping horse, Banjo. Probably the biggest offenders, but I wanted to express my disgust with the entire industry.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:35:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:33:46 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:30:25 BST (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
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That's my bf you're talking about!
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you're dating my boss?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:33:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:30:25 BST (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
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That's my bf you're talking about!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:33:37 EDT (#)
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I love you so hard!
And not just for using something I said. I was being a hateful bitch and having a jolly good time at it too.
Nothing has changed. I'm still a hateful bitch, the Fluffy Precious Princess Cunt is still working down the aisle from me, is still mind bogglingly stupid, and I wish that the ceiling would cave in on her. The poor fuck in the cube across from me is trying to help her figure out a SIMPLE FUCKING EXCEL SPREADSHEET. She keeps saying; "I don't get it. I don't get it. It won't do what I want it too." I lost count how many times he's told her she has to select the cell first.
The poor fuck.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:32:20 EDT (#)
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quality.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:31:32 EDT (#)
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3, 7 and 8 make me want to go on a killing spree
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:30:25 EDT (#)
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the next one someone writes, please please include the cunt in the office who smack-smack chews with his mouth open, snaps gum, and makes revolting infant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noises after every sip of coffee.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:29:40 EDT (#)
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True to everything apart from maybe blaming the entirity of the oil sectors profiteering on ExxonMobil.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:29:25 EDT (#)
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Go big or go home, right?
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:28:21 EDT (#)
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you went a long way from cunts to bush, but i guess it makes sense in a roundabout way.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:28:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:22:02 EDT (#)
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this reminds me of maddox
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True
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:26:18 EDT (#)
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My uncle Rooster (real name) who now has cancer was my scout leader for many years, and a damn good one at that. He's dying now, which makes me think of him alot these days. This reminds me of a camping trip, where I burned an american flag.
(it was a rough time in my childhood that I'm not about to go into here.)
He actually made me feel guilty for it when he brought it up around the campfire.
But I wasn't aware of the Mormon takeover though. Interesting.
Shane
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:25:47 EDT (#)
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Where does Jacoby Ellsbury play? Quarterback?
And I hate to admit this, but I thought that 'Piss Christ' was a pretty cool piece of work. Not worth the money, but then I saw an exhibition of Jamie Reid's work and the cunt was selling stuff for like £20k a pop. Sellout.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:25:40 EDT (#)
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Um, yeah.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:23:33 EDT (#)
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I'd love to Jack, but Photoshop 5.5 doesn't allow you to copy and paste text into the entry field. Everything has to be typed right into there. I did the best I could, but hey it's just a fuckjob timewaster post. It's not like this is the flyer I'll be putting out to run for president.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:22:02 EDT (#)
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this reminds me of maddox
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:21:59 EDT (#)
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You are a scary, angry man.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:20:54 EDT (#)
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+2 for genuine Friday entertainment, but gawd damn, dude, proofread. And this coming from me...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:19:33 EDT (#)
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At least we still like the Negroes
FTW