I've got a knack for this. (325 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.13 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-05-09 14:48:33 EDT
I was always a story teller. Since I was a little kid I whenever I and my friends would go on our little adventures into the woods, or the streams, river rafting, on random adventures I was always the one people wanted to tell it. I could always recall and remember every incident vividly in my mind. I would tell it to the point I could remember how the dew felt and also how it smelt and exactly who was there at the time. I always had a knack for it as they say.
When I was younger my brother Dan and I shared a room. When we were younger we didn't live in such a nice house. So we started this thing called "the story" now this story we would talk about at night time when everyone was asleep. It was just him and me making up an entirely different scenario for our lives. How our house looked, how much money we had, what toys we did have and also what was going on in this new world of ours. The thing about the story was that it was ever changing and never ending. We would either pick up where we left off or else start all over in its entirety. My brother used to look at me intrigued and smile and laugh with glee as I told tales of me and my friends in a fictional world of what I wish would happen. Or else how we would react with girls and young love.
It was what gave me my love of film and television. I used to watch T.V. all the time. I had a T.V. in my room and I also loved Nickelodeon. I loved "My brother and me, Salute your shorts, Keenan and Kel, Hey Dude" etc... I loved all these shows. I also used to read book like a Wildman when I was younger. When I was 6 years old I read the "Archives of Anthropos" series. I suggest you read it if you want to read a sweet novel.
I was always a happy kid who loved adventure. I love the freedom of messing around with my buddies and giving hugs, running around, laughing, and joking. I love just hanging out being immature. I took this talent of being a funny kid and I did television at my high school. I was on the morning announcements T.V. show we had; I was an anchor and such. We would run around school just making funny videos, and things of that nature whatever we wanted. All I do all day is sit on Youtube and watch amateur videos and things of that nature. I just love making videos. Not just the story but the shot, the pan, the lighting, the look and especially the feeling. You can get feeling in a scene if you film it right. I love that.
The core of my essence is being able to clown around and be in that environment where kidding around is what you do most of the time. I have always had a knack for filming and things of that matter so I have decided to pursue it when I transfer. Nothing major, no big U-hauls of my major or anything. I'm just going to make it my minor and have a bit of fun with it and write some things and make some stories up and some shots for little shorts I think would be funny.
I love amateur videos. I have seen some of the greatest and funniest thing I have ever laid eyes on have been on youtube by cheap unknown directors. The best films are the ones with no CGI, no affects just a damn good storyline. One of my favorite movies till this day are as follows "The city of God", "Stand by me", "The sandlot", "bloodsport" (Frank Dux is the shit. I mean look at the fucking name.) I just love film. I went away from it during school to go and get a regular job so to speak. (A profession) but now I feel like money is worthless to me if I'm not fulfilled. I'm going to do this film thing for a bit and see what happens.
You have to do what you love. I have always loved film and I plan to pursue it a bit. I guess I have a "knack" for it. Well there you have it.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're like dave eggers without the moxy or talent
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
was always a story teller.
------------------------------
Were you talking to a troop of labotomised guinea pigs?
You are a Vogon, please don't try and torture us with story telling again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh ...My....God.
I've read third graders stories that are more interesting - and better grammatically - than The Collective Works of Perkman.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perky, I'm going to give you a clear, open, and honest statement.
You may be the best storyteller ever, but you have absolutley no ability whatsoever to put that into text. Your reactionary and unpleasent personality will taint your writing further because you expect that people will like it, and get bothered when they don't. You recieve more feedback about your writing than anyone on this site, and yet you ignore all of it, questioning the validity of it because it's from the internet. You are a failure as a writer, and as all you have written about was yourself, you have failed as a person.
___________
I need to go drop a +2 on one of his posts.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. I just wasn't expecting that... wow.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TOM SAWYER?
HE'S THAT FELLOW WHO WAS PRETTY GOOD AT CLIMBING TREES, BUT WAS A LITTLE SHAKY WITH A BOW AND ARROW, RIGHT?
ALSO I THINK HE COULD FLY.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays tom sawyer
Mean mean pride.
Though his mind is not for rent,
Dont put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the days events.
The river
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.
Todays tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.
No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes arent permanent,
But change is.
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his skies are wide.
Exit the warrior,
Todays tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the energy you trade,
He gets right on to the friction of the day.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stop writing. You have poor grammar skills. It makes it very difficult to understand what the hell you're trying to say. Dont write like you would be talking to someone who is high as shit with an IQ of 65. Write like you are expecting people with more than half a brain to read your content.
Steak is right. You get a lot of criticism on your "work" but you never seem to improve yourself. Do us all a favor and just quit while you're still very far behind.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RUSH ALSO WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIS COMRADE, TOM SAWYER!!!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO WAAAAY DUDE HUCK FINN RAFTED DOWN THE GREAT MISSISSIPPI WITH A NIGGER ON BOARD!!! I DON'T THINK HE WAS EITHER PRO OR CON CATS, IT COULD GO EITHER WAY
BUT HE WAS A LITTLE LYING BASTARD THIEF BOY
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
loser
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WASN'T HUCK FINN THE GUY WHO WAS ALLERGIC TO CATS, BUT NOT NECESSARILY OPPOSED TO THEIR EXISTENCE?
HUCK FINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE LEGENDS REEEEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT SURE ANYMORE BOSHMAN JUST THAT I'M YELLING ABOUT HUCK FINN NOW
HUUUUCK FIIIIIIIIIIINN
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perky, I'm going to give you a clear, open, and honest statement.
You may be the best storyteller ever, but you have absolutley no ability whatsoever to put that into text. Your reactionary and unpleasent personality will taint your writing further because you expect that people will like it, and get bothered when they don't. You recieve more feedback about your writing than anyone on this site, and yet you ignore all of it, questioning the validity of it because it's from the internet. You are a failure as a writer, and as all you have written about was yourself, you have failed as a person.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BALLARE WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO SAY? OOPS CAPS LOCK WAS ON.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was always a story teller. Since I was a little kid I whenever I and my friends would go on our little adventures into the woods, or the streams, river rafting, on random adventures I was always HUCK FINN I'M HUCKLEBERRY FINN GUISE I'M HUCK FINN ONE TIME I RAFTER DOON A RIVER WITH A NEGRO ONE TIME I TOLD A STORY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HUCKLEBERRY FINN DOES I'M RACIST OLD HUCK FINN
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-04-28 15:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i tried reading it but then i farted and burst out in uncontrollable laughter
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
umm.. I'm not an alter. I know, I know I didn't file my paper work in time.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, alter.