Why don't you all just fuck off and (1025 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-05-09 15:57:15 EDT
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
TRES GHEY
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, what?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.checkso.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bf815a88822c447d9dc&page=2&viewtype=&category=mr
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 05:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true.
this means that legally, in texas, i can shoot you in your fucking face.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-05-10 05:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum: Why would you say something like that? Why would you threaten me with death? I haven't done anything to you. Even if I had, you have no reason to threaten to murder me. I can't believe someone would actually take it that far that they would threaten to kill someone on a website, in full view of everyone.
Gosh, I think, in the interest of my own self-defence, I might have to find you first using this as justification. Of course, I'll try the authorities first. But, I'm actually a little scared for my life and I fear that if I don't find you first, I might get murdered or something! What shall I do!? This is a dilemma.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 05:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
people always use that 2004 picture.
:(
I was big boned then.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
break me off some Apollo'Donnell!
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound mad.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not very nice
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you babbling about, Hadley?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool photoshoping.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:45:58 EDT (#)
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All that logging in and logging out and we're left with the most incestuous case of MPD in history.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No steak?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool photoshoping.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now i'm going to feel terrible all weekend
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Willard, if you feel as bad as you look, you must be dead.
Fuckwad.
:)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckbot Xtendo Mode
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"the most undeserved +2 streak I've seen in days."
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now i'm going to feel terrible all weekend
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the inclination to +2 a post which includes a mention simply does not outweigh the desire to break this streak
it's the low hanging fruit of a front page heavy with ripened targets
too just stop in for a minute and see a nice fat mccallum balloon practically begging to be pricked
it feels like destiny
i hope you will be angry with me
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"the most undeserved +2 streak I've seen in days."
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See what happens when you stop trying to force things like "stories" and "effort" on us? You get the most undeserved +2 streak I've seen in days.
I must say, it is incredibly creepy to picture you hunched over your computer, smearing e-poo on Shlongy's face.
I hope you don't have that one Gif you made of me saved on your hard drive, that would definitely be worse as far as creepiness goes.
Put the hockey stick down!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dying...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:43:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-07 17:20:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This will be the final chapter of Redemption Road posted on Ubersite.
awesome!
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That's part of the reason right there. Honest feedback or criticism is welcomed, regardless of the rating, but this mindless garbage from the I CAN'T CREATE SO I'LL JUST SHIT ON EVERYTHING crowd has finally worn me down. I keep thinking people might enjoy a tale with some effort put into it, along with an illustration done for the story. I should have realized how wrong I was a long time ago.
My interest in ubersite has reached its limits.
Congratulations to all you fuckwits. Have a nice life.
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Why you don't read disparaging comments and immediately disregard them is beyond me. Maybe it's the fact that I don't consider myself to be, nor do I have any desire to be a writer (uber was my first attempt at writing anything that wasn't silly sketch comedy, brought on by extreme boredom and my roommate introducing me to the site). So, perhaps it's the fact that I don't have any pride in, nor am I attached sentimentally to anything that I write that keeps me from understanding, but seriously, how does a -2 and one word garner that sort of reaction?
I thought right-wing assholes had thicker skin than that.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum will you marry me?
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but i dont wanna die...yet.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the spirit.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should work for the Samaritans.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best goodbye post EVAR!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Apollo & robotic penii.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't wanna die.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apollo makes a realistic looking woman. not attractive per se. but realistic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But why Shlongy?
He's never done any harm to you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo O'Donnell sealed it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off you fucking fuck
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absofuckinglutely.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What'd I ever do to you?
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:12:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:59:19 EDT (#)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....And she doesn't even say "HI" anymore. What manners!
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eh?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what I'm talking about.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:59:19 EDT (#)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....And she doesn't even say "HI" anymore. What manners!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and gays
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll see you on the nightly news yet. At least you're in California, where all you'll kill is hippies, governors, or movie stars.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*GMF*
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I don't wanna die now do I?
I'm somewhat appalled at myself for +2ing this, while I've recently been routinely ignoring almost any post that contained any work of fiction, or containing any real effort without shiny pretty pictures. Nothing personal, that's just been my mood as of late.
Sometimes I wanna read something well thought out and written,
othertimes I just wanna jack off to underground midget S&M pornography (I'm very particular when it comes to spank bank material).
Like Steaks and Cheeseburgers almost.
Mmmmm... Cheeseburger.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAR HAR!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo O'Donnell sealed it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was expecting this to be written by someone else... but no, it was you.
Very funny, Jack.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
::cries::
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 15:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to live