Uberdirectory Camwhore 2008 (809 hits)
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Submitted by Sinistral (View user info) at 2008-05-09 17:40:00 EDT
I was fully intending to write a short story inspired by "The Rocking-Horse Winner" to go with the picture, but then I started defragging my computer and after it was all said and done I lost my train of thought. I'll post it eventually when I can get back in the right frame of mind, so until then here's the picture for the directory.
And yes, I fully intend to be mocked endlessly for this.
User Reviews
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**obligatory cock sucking joke here**
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I've got to say that the way you've wrapped your face around that thing is making it all look a little more than a breathed in pleasure.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-11 22:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**obligatory cock sucking joke here**
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**obligatory cock sucking joke here**
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aren't you that guy whose photographic skill far surpasses that of scourge
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dashboard Confessional already did.
See: Age Six Racer
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i smoked a couple last night
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:12:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. You're still very good looking.
*drools*
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I don't see it myself. :(
Maybe I need to peek at old camwhores.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. You're still very good looking.
*drools*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. You're still very good looking.
*drools*
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Practicing for pole smoking?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nah..no mocking. cigars are fucking good.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. You're still very good looking.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone drive to Hilton Head and whomp Shlongy's butt. He really needs it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Practicing for pole smoking?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a fucking awesome story "The Rocking Horse Winner" is.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your chops are very neatly trimmed.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh yeah, like how you're biting down on that.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Throw in a snifter of brandy and I'll +2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
experima
mmmm no. as hot as it sounds to hear that i look like a guy that fucked you (presumably), sadly i am not the correct person.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look exactly like the guy i dated last year...
...jesse?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Give Obama his willy back.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I'm awesome.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a fun-loving and gleeful chap.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the words of George Carlin, "Sigmund Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Yeah, well sometimes it's a big black dick."
I should dock you a point for puffing on a big black dick.
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You are the greatest person on this website if not for any other reason than the fact that you just quoted George Carlin.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the words of George Carlin, "Sigmund Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Yeah, well sometimes it's a big black dick."
I should dock you a point for puffing on a big black dick.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yum
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maynard G. Krebs lives!