Regular Exercise (747 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.44 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Genko (View user info) at 2008-05-09 23:00:57 EDT
People who run don't run because they like running, they run because the like being better than you.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
camwhore for the uberdirectory, lumberjack.
not that i dislike this, quite to the contrary...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-10 19:26:25 EDT (#)
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Nope. They run because they are afraid of me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:45:12 EDT (#)
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When I was on a scholarship many moons ago, I used to tell anybody I could find that I swim because I'm good, not because I like it.
And looking back that was pretty stupid.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:49:32 EDT (#)
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Not your best. I liked the one about 1984 best.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-10 11:13:53 EDT (#)
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i'm going for a run rightnow.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-10 01:45:12 EDT (#)
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self improvement is masturbation
-tyler durden
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-10 01:04:46 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah. That's brand new
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:31:14 EDT (#)
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Yes creep, plyometrics come into it too. And the karate keeps me nimble. And as far as shaking hands goes, my father has been in the scrap-metal industry for 30 years, and although he's in his 50's, he has the grip of a bear. Resistance training is the only way to go to develop lean, efficient muscle muscle, as you have stated with several exercises.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:20:17 EDT (#)
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EXACTLY
gay whales for Jesus
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:17:54 EDT (#)
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Thanks, but I'm going to have to insist that you never call me 'Bennifer' again.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:16:06 EDT (#)
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I dig these profound one or two sentence posts, Bennifer. Good work.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As someone that runs, i wholeheartedly agree.
But i don't know if i feel bad or not.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:49:29 EDT (#)
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Nigga spoke troof.
I throw sandbags, hit the heavy bag, use plyometric workouts, and grapple with people bigger/stronger/faster than me. But I do it to be a better fighter. I'm pretty enough already. Beach muscle would do me no good.
Besides, have you ever shaken hands with an old man that's been doing masonry his whole life? It's like shaking hands with steel cables. That old man can rip your lat-blasting ass apart like loaf of fresh-baked French bread. That's far more respectable.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:16:30 EDT (#)
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Any attempt by you to kick the shit out of anyone would result in you having to face the horrible truth that all that muscle has made you slower than the second coming of Christ.
You'll be taking more than a few punches to the ribs with your attitude, sonny.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:09:25 EDT (#)
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Practical application on blasting ones lats...
Muscle bulk is used to stop forceful impacts. Shim Bu kai karate is full of foreceful impact, however is also a method of teaching self defense / offense.
Ergo, i could kick the shit out of someone, take a few punches to the ribs, and come out smiling :)
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:09:25 EDT (#)
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Practical application on blasting ones lats...
Muscle bulk is used to stop forceful impacts. Shim Bu kai karate is full of foreceful impact, however is also a method of teaching self defense / offense.
Ergo, i could kick the shit out of someone, take a few punches to the ribs, and come out smiling :)
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:06:45 EDT (#)
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Look, I don't need a bunch of gym bunnies coming in here and bragging about how much they torture their bodies. Kindly stop, or at least stop until you've developed some sort of practical application for blasting one's lats.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:03:47 EDT (#)
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D.H Mountain Bikes with a club, and <3 weights @ gym 10 hours a week. 4.5% bodyfat doesnt come naturally, as well as muscle bulk / definition.
Aphox on you, fatties
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:01:34 EDT (#)
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*runs*