Uberdirectory Camwhore (877 hits)
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Submitted by <monkeylove.at.easy.com> (View user info) at 2008-05-10 13:10:42 EDT
Elizabeth stared at Jimmy as if she could not see him, and walked away.
Jimmy wished he could be a fly on the wall of her brain; witness her thoughts, her motivations, see through her eyes.
Jimmy did not want to control her, but observe her from the inside out.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:08:19 EDT (#)
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why are you wearing an anzac poppy? how rude.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for a respectable photo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:30:59 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahaha @ below. Plagiarist.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:49:13 EDT (#)
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Steal the trophy too?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zidane???
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:06:25 EDT (#)
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Seiing that I am Irish, quite probably.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:04:32 EDT (#)
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Gonna play for England one day?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a nice smile
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most charity these days is little more than a 'marketing scam'. It makes sense seeing as charity is basically hassling people for money.
Interesting really; a deplorable activity supposedly for a good end. Unless you don't believe in charity of course.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:33:23 EDT (#)
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Berty this photo was taken a while ago and its one of those Lance Armstrong bracelets which led me to believe I was curing disease.
Turns out it was nothing but a marketing scam.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must confess that I am in total agreement with the detractors regarding that rubbish around your wrist. You look like one of those awful people that goes to a music festival and then insists on leaving the band around their wrist in the delusion that it confers some manner of status.
We can all assume, I hope, that this picture was taken some time ago and that you are well beyond such retarded habits.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 03:36:31 EDT (#)
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Possibly.......More Likely to be Bobby Brown
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you look kind of like the guy who plays Bob Brown on The Unit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:36:43 EDT (#)
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I'm sure it will you piece of shit. Oh, and I got my protractor out and calculated that your eyes are approximately three degrees off kilter. I'd also like to add that you are one generic looking fucker, I reckon that some women's wombs just have this plastic mold to make jock looking cunts pop out. Weird really.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:33:53 EDT (#)
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*sigh* This will be the last time I reply to your obnoxious messages.
The suit is from a high street store, no need to spend hundreds on a suit that I will only wear a few times.
My mum did not do my tie as unlike you I am fully capable of doing it myself. However, if your mum offers well it would be rude not to accept, she needs the money and by the looks of you, she must be ashamed that her son has achieved nothing in his life apart from attempting to gain acceptance from a website. Good luck with that.
I will look forward to your crazy eyed informative posts next week.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This takes no energy whatsoever. Bremner Bird and Fortune isn't very good so I've got fuck all to do.
The orange lining on your jacket is fucking horrendous by the way, where did you get it? Tesco? I'm also willing to bet that your mum did your tie so that you wouldn't look like a complete idiot as you collected your stupid bowling award. Unfortunately, she forgot to tell you to wear a bag over your head.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:26:20 EDT (#)
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jewellery, you idiot. Please do not spend your energy moaning about my dress sense. I would worry about your own.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:21:49 EDT (#)
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I don't wear faggoty jewelry created by a fucking cyclist.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:20:22 EDT (#)
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Thanks HurtByTheSon, I assume everything you wear is fantastic, well in your eye anyway.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Those bracelets really are fucking gay.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:14:57 EDT (#)
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I have to shave my eyebrows otherwise it would take over my head.
Kent,UK, yes.
Oh and Ltap, fuck off.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for being bald and ugly, -1 for wearing one of those gay yellow bracelets.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:36:49 EDT (#)
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you HAD a unibrow at some point didn't you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:18:10 EDT (#)
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I'm going to assume Kent, UK - right?
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:48:39 EDT (#)
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It's a sports award from when I lived in Kent.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 10:23:50 EDT (#)
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Sure.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahah shenanigans.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:49:40 EDT (#)
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Everyone looks like Someone Else Part IXXXVVI.....
"Joker" From Full Metal Jacket.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:36:53 EDT (#)
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is that some sort of proctology award
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-10 19:32:39 EDT (#)
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Do not taunt the monkeys. I repeat:
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:25:00 EDT (#)
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http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5705/mostridiculousrc4.jpg
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:17:34 EDT (#)
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viva la eyebrows!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have more eyebrow hair than on your head.
Magic.