Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore (1146 hits)
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Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2008-05-10 15:53:34 EDT
I decided to snaz up for lunch with my woman, today. We just got our tax rebate, so we're going to go eat over priced seafood by the river that flows through downtown Spokane. Then it's off to my ex-roommate for weed purchasing.
Should be an enjoyable day.
I turn twenty one in seventeen days, I suppose I could make a joke about saving the economy, but...
Who wants to push me off before I get the chance?
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, at least you're kind of less gay looking than that FJ Bell "dude".
But it's close.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Toe, can't you tell by his lack of a negative rating that he didn't *really* take a random jest by an internet stranger seriously at all?
You have simply become yet another one of Rob's uber puppets.
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hmmm. you don't get it. that's okay just wear your waistcoat and all will be fine.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Toe, can't you tell by his lack of a negative rating that he didn't *really* take a random jest by an internet stranger seriously at all?
You have simply become yet another one of Rob's uber puppets.
No point in worrying about it though, might as well just get high and watch The Incredibly Shrinking Woman.
That's what I'm going to do, anyway.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-11 07:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rob_berg, you are seriously one fucked up person.
Do you really not realise how stupid it looked to make a big deal about 'leaving ubersite' not once, but twice? and then keep coming back?
And to think you wouldn't be mocked for it? Are you really that ridiculous?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...and I will do fine.
You, however, should clearly not spawn.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"retired" is your word.
Not mine.
"Retard" we can share.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:08:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you, Haiku.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-06-01 16:05:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a user named Haiku
Who smelled like a big heap dog poo
His posts were all shit
and he whined like a bitch
So once and for all STFU!
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Oh Glenn, I haven't felt like writing anything lately, but I think I just might post something soon, just for you.
I'm pretty sure I'm falling for you...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a nice guy though.
Cheers and have fun.
I swear to god your vest is looking at me funny.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a vest?
Hitler wore vests you know.
My mother wore vests when she used to beat me.
I was killed with a vest three times.
Most of Scandinavia wears vests when they eat babies.
That better not be a vest.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-06-03 23:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you, Haiku.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-06-01 19:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a user named Haiku
Who smelled like a big heap dog poo
His posts were all shit
and he whined like a bitch
So once and for all STFU!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-30 04:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I changed my mind.
I think I'll just continue to laugh at you in between drunken stupors.
Less effort, and more appropriate, really.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-30 04:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're actually real, I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Really, I do.
Perhaps it's the booze talking.
Either way, I think you're worth feeling sorry for.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-30 04:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blah blah blah crumple
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-30 00:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would pay good money to see you die.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-29 20:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did it seriously take you 17 days to think of that?
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Certainly not, you little fruit.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did it seriously take you 17 days to think of that?
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-27 20:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fake happy, real gay.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-05-22 01:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I bought it at Target in 2003.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-14 10:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a chin and some proper ears you scouse cunt.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-12 18:05:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that....i mean....is that really a..a..a waistcoat? A WAISTCOAT!?
hahahaha I love it.
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"No! Leave the waistcoat on..."
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-12 22:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fagget.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that....i mean....is that really a..a..a waistcoat? A WAISTCOAT!?
hahahaha I love it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sgt. - I'd break into a song and dance routine about individuality which awkwardly transitions into a segment about abstinence, but it seems easier to simply say, No you don't.
Some Dude - It's in WA
Jack - I think it depends on whether or not you're using the metric system, either way, what Shlongy lacks in size (and italics coincidentally), he makes up for with CAPS LOCK.
Exp - There better be at least 30% less clothing this time around
Oath - If you're asking for a blowjob, the answer is no, probably
Stok - Actually I haven't had long hair the entirety of my time spent on Uber, fascinating, I know
Berty - Yeah that does seem to be an odd theme on uber, doesn't it? I wonder if the mentality behind it is something like, "Well, normally I wouldn't even consider dating someone like you, but ever since I was diagnosed with a terminal illness, I've had to lower my standards considerably."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have dreamy eyes.
Wait, what?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dream of being as thin as you...
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just want to shout.
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
or
Typical septic.
Shouting the second one isn't much fun though.
Anyway, you look like a nice guy. Smiles are good.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some days it feels like every dude has got a bird who's dying of cancer except me.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
was AJ giving you dress tips?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your mouth looks like a horizontal vagina.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fucking brilliant below
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Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You only look slightly like you are not performing gay pageantry.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 22:02:26 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:11:39 EDT (#)
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lol
was AJ giving you dress tips?
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Hahahahah
You've been on fire recently apollo. New drugs or something?
actually, withdrawal from weed softened slightly by my chemo bird's opiates.
if you must know.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf you hair gone?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where's your scruffiness, scruffy?
scruffy is a good word
see you tonight, you know where
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:02:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
was AJ giving you dress tips?
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Hahahahah
You've been on fire recently apollo. New drugs or something?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-10 22:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack, I see you finally got enough sand out of your vagina to come back and obsess over more pictures of uber males. What's wrong with 5'11, 155 anyway? Just because I live in America doesn't mean I have to be a fat fuck like the rest of you.
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hahaha, that's true enough...
5'11", 155...
So you're like, two Shlongys? With hair?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-10 19:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wha???
The only reason I even come to this place is because I thought you *were* gay, Shlongy.
Well, that's another fantasy down the drain...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-10 19:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are there any non-gay men that post on Uber besides Shlongy?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*don't clean up
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:58:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:22:52 PDT (#)
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haha
Fuck you, apollo!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:11:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
was AJ giving you dress tips?
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Well I *was* going to say that this AJ fellow must be quite an awesome person if he also has an affinity for waist coats, but you're obviously both bastards (I would throw in an emoticon so no one gets butt hurt, but I'm not ten years old).
Jack, I see you finally got enough sand out of your vagina to come back and obsess over more pictures of uber males. What's wrong with 5'11, 155 anyway? Just because I live in America doesn't mean I have to be a fat fuck like the rest of you.
You're just jealous you clean up like me and Skeletor.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm. you look like a terrorist. were you in munich in 1972?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
Fuck you, apollo!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
was AJ giving you dress tips?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-10 16:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha
hahahahaHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
And you give OTHER people grief?
http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/Skeletor.jpg
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-10 16:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shave your head. You'll look like a penis.
With ears.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-05-10 16:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where is this located?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-10 16:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
John Waters in his '20s.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-10 16:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Snaz up" and "with my woman" don't belong in the same sentence.