Bitches Check out my Camaro (943 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2008-05-10 23:44:13 EDT
Bitches Check out my Camaro--1995 Camaro Z28 6-Speed Manual v8. I just bought it today. It rocks socks.
Awesome.
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:35:43 EDT (#)
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Good for you. If I were 21, single, and lived in Florida, I'd want a Trans Am just like the one in Smokey & The Bandit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:39:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:28:34 EDT (#)
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wow, quite the video.
id take gonorrhea if it came with that car.
european engines and cars are small, technically advanced and much better than american motors.
but...
they are boring sounding (mosquitos) and rev too high, are about as comfortable as riding a donkey and are way too small. this relates average cars, not the expensive stuff like porsche or similar.
i prefer a cadillac over a mercedes and drive both on a semi regular basis.
american cars are more decadent and comfortable, but shittier mileage and a little technically retarded.
my personal ride is a mildly moded 98 5.9 litre jeep.
raw
fucking
power
i like junk.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:43:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tztm9dLyY4
"As something to live with every day, I'd rather have Bird Flu"
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And they're welcome to Bird Flu. Given the over-priced, over-rated crap they actually give positive reviews on, I'll take that disrespect as a compliment. I think they chose some sort of $1M 700HP Ferrari as their top performance pick, which I'll take their word for as awesome. Note: they didn't test it against the $250,000 Ford GT40, though, because in similar tests run over here the Ferraris just lost. Next time we all hit the lottery, perhaps we can all go buy a $1M Ferrari. Or, as a realistic alternative, perhaps you can take your credit rating and stop by the Chevy dealership, and drive off with a Z06 and actually have fun driving instead of fantasizing. Better hope the hosts of Top Gear don't catch you, though. Oop! They can't! They don't drive Ferrari any more than the rest of of us do.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:59:08 EDT (#)
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ummmmmmmm meh
fag
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:39:22 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, but that is a REALLY ugly car.
Never mind.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:43:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tztm9dLyY4
"As something to live with every day, I'd rather have Bird Flu"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:10:51 EDT (#)
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I go to court to give opinions on occasion. When in court, I must base my opinion on direct experience, and/or verifiable and reproduceable science. If my opinion on a subject were based on 'although I'm admittedly not knowledgeable and have never actually used or tested the object, and really I've only heard about it...', you can probably see that I would not be allowed to present my opinion as it is completely non-fact-related.
So drive one, and then we'll talk. Better yet, tell me what I should be comparing them to.
What was it that Top Gear said about the 'Vette again?
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:30:53 EDT (#)
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nice, but that body style looks MUCH better with T-tops.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:11:14 EDT (#)
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way back, filipinos used to drive these.
my nephew rebuilt a trans am with a 396.
crazy kids these days...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:06:54 EDT (#)
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ah berty kind words. know that i'm 21, ima young chap indeed but i suspect not tooooo much younger than you. still, i like what you say. keep rockin'.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:06:01 EDT (#)
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I'd have to agree with apollo, there are a FUCKING TON or european and/or Asian cars at the same price that are better than their American counterpart.
I don't even know what a Corvette costs but bearing in mind cars like the scooby and Lancer alone probably out perform it, let alone a 350Z, Lotus Elise, Porsche Boxster, Caterham Super 7, Audi S4, Vauxhall's VXR8, Golf R32 or any TVR.
Besides THIS corvette is a bag of shit... the new one might be made of carbon fibre instead of plastic but the one here is just plain shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:26:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-11 17:14:10 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Though there are several American cars that either outperform their European counterparts at the same price point or provide equivalent performance at a lower price point, I'll provide two examples here.
Performance: Chevrolet Corvette. Even to get close to equivalent performance with a Euro nameplate costs you another $35-40K minimum and at that you're sacrificing reliability and a lot of really cool technology.
Multi-Surface Functionality: Jeep Wrangler. The off-road performance of the BMW and MBZ small 4WD equivalents isn't up there with the Jeep at twice the cost. Yes, you sacrifice a little cabin quiet on the road, but if you're buying a grocery-getter, buy a grocery-getter.
I'm thinking you probably drive BMW... M3? M5? If neither of those, a 500 series, anyway. I'll grant you that your car is quieter and more powerful than an American equvalently-sized car, possibly excepting a top-of-the-line Cadillac or Lincoln. But even those are $5-10K less than your Bimmer. Just for fun, test drive a Cadillac CTS or even better, a Lincoln MKS when they get to the showrooms. Might just open your eyes.
...and don't even get me started on cars from the 60's and 70's...
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I must confess that I am not the most knowledgable fellow when it comes to automobiles, but I have heard that the chevrolet corvette handles like a grossly obese man with a pig iron jet engine shoved up his arse. Legend also states that the rear bit around the lights is made out of nasty plastic. However if you're trying to make the point of affordability and performance then, well...
I'm even less knowledgable about that. Doubtlessly the Corvette costs $40k or some such, equivilent to the cost of filling up the petrol tank in a Ford Mondeo in the UK.
Still, none of that matters. What matters is that the young chap here has purchased a new car and is thrilled at the prospect. It's a sign of independance, of personal prosperity, that he can hold up to his friends and family so they know that they don't have to worry about him. So well done young man, well done!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:18:23 EDT (#)
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Are you going to drive it down to the Bahamas?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:57:54 EDT (#)
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I'll always be a sucker for a 72 Camaro.
Yours is nowhere close to the coolness of the 72. Pity. But, it is still in the family.
Mine was a 77 and I loved every rusted inch of that POS.
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I'm the mysterious but much talked about, much cooler cousin.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:59:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:57:54 EDT (#)
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I'll always be a sucker for a 72 Camaro.
Yours is nowhere close to the coolness of the 72. Pity. But, it is still in the family.
Mine was a 77 and I loved every rusted inch of that POS.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for poots's review.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-11 19:57:52 EDT (#)
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my car's faster
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-11 17:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-11 09:27:03 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on the small penis, Compensator.
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I don't get why people automatically assume that just because someone has a nice car, they also have a tiny penis. I've had a couple cars like this, and my penis is HUGE.
Ummm... I mean...
Nice car chip. Fuck everyone who says otherwise. Right in the ear.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-11 17:14:10 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Though there are several American cars that either outperform their European counterparts at the same price point or provide equivalent performance at a lower price point, I'll provide two examples here.
Performance: Chevrolet Corvette. Even to get close to equivalent performance with a Euro nameplate costs you another $35-40K minimum and at that you're sacrificing reliability and a lot of really cool technology.
Multi-Surface Functionality: Jeep Wrangler. The off-road performance of the BMW and MBZ small 4WD equivalents isn't up there with the Jeep at twice the cost. Yes, you sacrifice a little cabin quiet on the road, but if you're buying a grocery-getter, buy a grocery-getter.
I'm thinking you probably drive BMW... M3? M5? If neither of those, a 500 series, anyway. I'll grant you that your car is quieter and more powerful than an American equvalently-sized car, possibly excepting a top-of-the-line Cadillac or Lincoln. But even those are $5-10K less than your Bimmer. Just for fun, test drive a Cadillac CTS or even better, a Lincoln MKS when they get to the showrooms. Might just open your eyes.
...and don't even get me started on cars from the 60's and 70's...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:35:36 EDT (#)
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I'd take it back if I were you. Someone has clearly stolen the roof.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:18:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-11 09:35:13 CDT (#)
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The only thing gayer than a convertible with the top down and the windows up is two men having sex. But at least it's front-V8-engine and rear drive like God intended cars to be.
Ignore Apollo. He just got here a year or so ago. He's not experienced enough with American cars to be allowed to have an opinion about them.
the whole world knows how shit your cars are.
name one american car that is as good as it's equivalent European car?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:10:11 EDT (#)
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Camaro's are shite.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:56:39 EDT (#)
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So you have a small penis, right?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:02:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 07:53:19 EDT (#)
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I could not resist doing this....
Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
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If you hadn't, I would have.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-11 10:35:13 EDT (#)
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The only thing gayer than a convertible with the top down and the windows up is two men having sex. But at least it's front-V8-engine and rear drive like God intended cars to be.
Ignore Apollo. He just got here a year or so ago. He's not experienced enough with American cars to be allowed to have an opinion about them.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-11 09:27:03 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on the small penis, Compensator.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-11 09:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You couldn't buy a Camaro that actually LOOKS like a Camaro?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 07:53:19 EDT (#)
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I could not resist doing this....
Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS
Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-11 04:54:34 EDT (#)
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ignore the assholes who fill ubersite with shit, this car is cool. its green, like a turtle.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-11 03:32:47 EDT (#)
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BITCHIN' CAMARO
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:53:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:45:35 EDT (#)
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i like you.
but all american cars are shit.
without exception.
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I will hear no such talk about the 59' El Camino.
Where do think your kind learned to make cars?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:29:27 EDT (#)
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enjoy bleeding anally everytime you fill the tank up, that LT-1 engine is going to assrape you weekly.
also, a Camaro isn't gonna help your Screech lookin ass get laid.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:58:30 EDT (#)
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Wow. A Camaro. Did it come with a free pack of Marlboro reds?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:43:20 EDT (#)
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Bitchin'
Somebody had to say it.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:14:25 EDT (#)
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That is my least favorite Camaro bodystle ever, and those rims don't help matters.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:00:36 EDT (#)
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I drove one of them in GTAIV and it wasn't very good.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_high&alreadyAsked=1
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:53:53 EDT (#)
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slow ugly plastic piece of shit
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:53:04 EDT (#)
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Hrm...
$3.79 a gallon
was 3.61 yesterday
rather have motorcycle
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:52:58 EDT (#)
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apollo you're outta your fucking mind.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:49:58 EDT (#)
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All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one
of my livers. I can get by with one.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:47:07 EDT (#)
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and that is extra shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:45:35 EDT (#)
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i like you.
but all american cars are shit.
without exception.