Uberdirectory Camwhore (1009 hits)
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Submitted by cocaine (View user info) at 2008-05-11 01:40:33 EDT
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:18:47 EDT (#)
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Still stalking me bubba? Gee, that's just... great.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:09:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:42:55 EDT (#)
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Nurrrrrr!
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:36:49 EDT (#)
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that picture was taken in bogota. the product is what they call "99" because it is, well, 99% pure. my face was numb for an hour.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:12:07 EDT (#)
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Wll this is how to do an entirely predictable unfunny post oh and add in the dull comments, where everyone tries to sound like they know about drugs.
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*scratches back of head*
Yeah...
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:12:07 EDT (#)
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Wll this is how to do an entirely predictable unfunny post oh and add in the dull comments, where everyone tries to sound like they know about drugs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:08:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:49:49 EDT (#)
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see how easy it is to be mislead?
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Indeed. Another great reason to legalise all drugs.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:49:49 EDT (#)
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see how easy it is to be mislead?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:49:21 EDT (#)
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Pure cocaine is white in appearance.
That is PURE cocaine.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 07:44:03 EDT (#)
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Cocaine is also yellowish to light brown in colour. If it's white its cut to shit.
THAT is cut to shit coke.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:03:54 EDT (#)
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tell "tommy" your fat tittied, ginger, scrotum-faced pimp i'd only be impressed if he was explaining the process of cutting your crack whore ass. losers!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-11 22:52:30 EDT (#)
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tommy says:
for the noobs that posted uneducated responses, cocaine is not a powder it is a paste that can come either spread thin or in a large clump it is very sticky and usually cuts like butter if it is 90% pure or better. which is why you may or may not see it in chunks after it has been broken up, sadly the way that some of the chunks are resting off the notebook means this coc probably broke apart instead of cutting apart making it 50% or less average rerock; which means not only can you cut it yourself but the dealer already has at least once and raised the temp to around 190 so that it would melt and bind to the cutting agent apearing to be pure or legit or whatever you want to call it :) and now you know and "knowing is half the battle" =0 1337
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-11 22:52:30 EDT (#)
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tommy says:
for the noobs that posted uneducated responses, cocaine is not a powder it is a paste that can come either spread thin or in a large clump it is very sticky and usually cuts like butter if it is 90% pure or better. which is why you may or may not see it in chunks after it has been broken up, sadly the way that some of the chunks are resting off the notebook means this coc probably broke apart instead of cutting apart making it 50% or less average rerock; which means not only can you cut it yourself but the dealer already has at least once and raised the temp to around 190 so that it would melt and bind to the cutting agent apearing to be pure or legit or whatever you want to call it :) and now you know and "knowing is half the battle" =0 1337
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-11 22:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-11 09:06:00 EDT (#)
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Looks like highly stepped on city dope.
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Really that depends on if those chunks are soft and sticky like paste, or solid like the tylenol that I'm guessing, by virtue of the fact that the good stuff doesn't usually fly OFF the plate, they probably are...
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:23:17 EDT (#)
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Nice picture! Lots of intriguing detail. If this is your cocaine then I suspect you are a South American black man working in the illegal drug industry. What's that metallic curvy thing next to the wallet? An ashtray?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:59:27 EDT (#)
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mmm....
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:06:10 CDT (#)
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Thats some clumpy shit coke
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You're an idiot...
Remember kids; if it looks like baby laxative powder, that's probably what it is.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:17:21 EDT (#)
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Fucker...
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-11 17:52:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-10 23:13:11 PDT (#)
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powdered sugar goes well with credit card? i'll have to try that!
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drugs are bad mmkay
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:32:56 EDT (#)
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shit'll kill ya.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:43:26 EDT (#)
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I once did this exact same joke
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:34:47 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:00:15 EDT (#)
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LOL.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:55:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:06:10 CDT (#)
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Thats some clumpy shit coke
the more rocky the better you tool.
better you break it up than the fucking dealer.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-11 11:27:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-11 09:06:00 EDT (#)
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Looks like highly stepped on city dope.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-11 07:24:54 EDT (#)
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i would also diss this, but i have looked at this same image irl too many times to talk shit. without turtles, it still rox0red
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:51:12 EDT (#)
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E E D E - ED
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:46:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:13:11 EDT (#)
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powdered sugar goes well with credit card? i'll have to try that!
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-11 02:06:10 EDT (#)
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Thats some clumpy shit coke
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:59:16 EDT (#)
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*disappointed*
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:48:35 EDT (#)
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the swallow cooed softly, in an almost monotone harmony, as i stripped it free of its burdensome feathers.