Don't be Surprised (411 hits)
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Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2008-05-11 12:32:50 EDT
Doris was slowly being driven mad. She knew it's what her abductors wanted, she didn't know why anyone would put her through the marathon of physically exhausting and mentally debilitating stress tests, she just knew it was happening at this moment to her and she had to keep it together. She would think of her boyfriend, Boris, and how he would lick her feet in odd, and often times, uncomfortable places like that time at the zoo in front of the childrens petting area. He loved any form of attention and if someone told him to stop licking her feet, which would likely happen, while gesturing to his anus, which capped the deal, as if it were a free ride then he would just look at them and say "ma'am/sir,.... this is a free country, did you know that sir/ma'am, and if an individual finds public feet licking a gainful outlet to thier pursuit of mother fucking happiness then that individual, as is stated in the Declaration of Independence, are you familiar with that particular document sir/ma'am, then that individual may indeed lick the feet OF WHOMEVER THEY CHOOSE WHEN AND WHERE THEY CHOOSE. GOOD DAY SIR/MA'AM!
This display was not an everyday occurance but happened enough to make Doris love him. She was not an outgoing person and was very passive but somehow fell in love with this, as her father called him, insane lunatic. It was pure sweet and simple love and it was saving Doris' life and sanity.
The kidnappers watched her from a remote location as she laid tied at the feet and wrists on a gurney in the middle of padded room. Doris could see the camera in the corner of the room and spat a big green honker at it and cursed. She didn't see a way out of this and felt desperate for revenge.
The kidnappers came in moments after the spitting, faces still covered in surgical looking gear, and produced a bottle of some kind of brown liquid and a surgical saw. They tested the saw a few times and the noise stuck in Doris' head. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR, reh reh, REEEEEEEEAR."
"Back off mother fuckers." Doris exclaimed.
"Calm down little tiger ve intend to harm you not at all. Ve intend to heal you. To make you better. Ve vill be cutting a bit of useless labatical skin and making a peel. Like a banana,' he found the metaphor quite humorous and laughed like a fat german cunt. 'Ve vill make you nice for the coming of Vagimata. ALL HAIL!"
A round of "HAIL VAGIMATA QUEEN OF ALL" echoed through the room as the four other men snapped their heels together and saluted the heavens.
"You slimeballs will do nothing of the sort. My vagina will not be peeled, Boris will save me, just you wait and see! He loves me and loves to lick my feet in odd and sometimes, er rather most times, uncomfortable places too much. He will be here to lick my feet clean." She pictured him now keeping her tied up and licking her sweaty feet and smiled.
"Hah, hah, hah," The main kidnapper laughed dryly. "Your pitiful Boris is the reason you are here in first place. He is vhy you make suffer. He is vhy you make vhiney pitiful girl screams vhile ve prod and poke. If you hadn't been vitness to the events..
"SHIZEN HAZEN SHIZE," one of the other men interrupted.
"Shizen shvine shizen hazen" the main man retorted.
"Oh shizen shizen" the other men nodded in agreement and continued to prepare a solution with the brown liquid.
Doris couldn't quite make out what they were doing but there was a fire which produced some more "shiznens" from the men and then she saw them take the liquid and put it in a beaker to boil. After it boiled the men then rendered a slight talus from the top of it and reboiled the solution doing this over and over till there was no liquid left in the beaker.
The men then brought the rendering over to Doris and one man produced a scaple. He cut open her pants at the crotch and Doris screamed for help. The men laughed at her and then used the scaple to slice through the concoction and spread it directly on her vagina. It burned her at first and she shivered from the pain which was fleeting. Then she came really hard and couldn't stop coming. She actually squirted one of the captures in the protective goggles with her vagina juice.
"Oh my...god, Boris ...I love you..."
The men laughed while one of them wiped semenial fluid from his protective goggles. He spit on em and wiped em off giving Doris a wink and asked "vas it gude for you" and belted out a big German cunted laugh which the others joined with laughter of there own.
"Now ve are goink to make a small tiny incision"
Doris bit the air and stammered an unintelligible threat but was really helpless to fight the constant effects of the orgasm.
"Jes take it easy pussy cat ve vill be done before you know it."
Doris decided to let it overwhlem her. She knew the power of the orgasm was too powerful for her to fight and that if she were going to die she would die in sweet blissful orgasm.
"That's vright my darlink just take it nice and easy.' Said the main man. He reached down to her and put preassure on her vagina and she bucked her hips in pleasure saying as he did so," Vride the orgasm as it takes you in it's sweet loving arms just like Boris used to do."
Upon hearing her lovers name she screamed it out. Something inside her was different, Her vagina felt like an old car feels after you give it some new wheels and a nice deep cleaning. Different but the same. She felt the keegles bubbling and growing stronger at a rapid pace. The floor started to shake and pots and pans started falling off tables. She felt as if she could smell the fear and panic on the men in the room grow with her still orgasming vagina.
"Somefink is vrong. The reaction is happink too much fastly. Vee must exit much quick."
"Vagimata es comink?"
"Nein, her sister Labita"
"LABITA!? EVERYONE MAKE EVACUATION!
"RUN LEADER, MAKE WITH HASTE!"
"Nein I vill try and reversink the encantation. RUN YOU FOOL!" With that he pulled down his pants and worked on a chubby while his cohorts sped away. It took a few seconds but he had it eventually and mounted Doris. Her pussy at this point was like a snakes love den. Things were whipping around and growing out of a bubbling mess.
"Vwhere is it vwhere is it?" The leader asked aloud trying to probe Doris' vagina with his german schwin. She was shaking uncontrollably while moaning in pure ecstacy.
"Dat's it," His penis had made it's way past slimey cum soaked tenticles that were growing larger by the second. He humped the pussy as hard as he could hump and just when he thought he was going to cum Doris snapped her head forward and popped open red eyes.
"FUCK I"M DUN FORED,...Please... don't eat me Labita."
Doris snapped her bindings and reached for the mans head. He tried to pull away but the pussy tenticles had him wrapped up around the testicles.
When she had his head she looked at him with her red eyes and said "You have awoken Labita, queen of the vagina hater of the Man Cock."
"I knows..please spare me Queen I will let you rip mein cock off if it pleases you."
"Oh no man, You shall taste vagina and that vagina is MINE!
She then flung his head into her vagina and began the slow ten year digestion process.
Nobody knows how this story ends.....
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know rob berg has been posting about you?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:05:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:12:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:52:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:56:53 EDT (#)
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I've never tried it before. Honest I had no idea. Now read the other one please.
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Bullshit. You've seen it happen dozens of times, and heard people explain it. You must be one of those people who won't believe anyone else. If so: remember, drinking bleach will kill you.
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Well I don't know how you got all that personal information about me but it's all true. I am a cheat and a liar. Where were you last week when I lost my wallet?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:35:58 EDT (#)
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Very funny. A metaphor for marriage?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:55:47 EDT (#)
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that might work
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:54:59 EDT (#)
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to a deluxe +1 in the sky.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:54:27 EDT (#)
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to the East side
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:54:02 EDT (#)
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Movin' on up
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:53:33 EDT (#)
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Fuck me! I finally got bit on the ass by the fucking scroll wheel. I'm a moron.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:01:07 EDT (#)
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I originally wrote this story about tonga and had a better picture. I can't find the true pussy monster on the internet anymore so I used this one and changed the story up.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:59:42 EDT (#)
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Me too!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:58:22 EDT (#)
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I'd watch that.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:52:08 EDT (#)
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I feel the same about it Ballare.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:39:27 EDT (#)
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whaaaaaat
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:36:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-11 12:33:59 EDT (#)
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SHIT! I forgot nsfw