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Six Stupid things that make me Smile (1111 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.32 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-05-11 14:52:59 EDT



utterly pointless below...




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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ALL GOOD

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice painting!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

from Wikipedia:
"Gabriel is a 2007 Australian supernatural action film set in purgatory. It follows the archangel Gabriel who fights to rid purgatory of the evil Fallen..."

WTF? evil is such a strong adjective.

Can you tell me why Gabriel gets portrayed in movies as the badguy? Yes some texts refer to him as the angel of death but mostly he is God's messinger.

the Prophecy films, Constantine, all bad Gabriel.

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Nah, he's a "Good Guy" in the Australian film.




Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, at least you have enough sense to know one thing from another.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:22:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SIDE NOTE: While I find Rockabilly questionable, I've decided I really dig Psychobilly. (Tiger Army, Nekromatix, The Cramps, HorrorPops)

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Check out 'The Meteors', they invented it.

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Yeah, I grabbed a number of songs by them...

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They're touring this year, if they make it to the States you should definitely go, great live show!

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

from Wikipedia:
"Gabriel is a 2007 Australian supernatural action film set in purgatory. It follows the archangel Gabriel who fights to rid purgatory of the evil Fallen..."

WTF? evil is such a strong adjective.

Can you tell me why Gabriel gets portrayed in movies as the badguy? Yes some texts refer to him as the angel of death but mostly he is God's messinger.

the Prophecy films, Constantine, all bad Gabriel.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SIDE NOTE: While I find Rockabilly questionable, I've decided I really dig Psychobilly. (Tiger Army, Nekromatix, The Cramps, HorrorPops)

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Check out 'The Meteors', they invented it.

___________________

Yeah, I grabbed a number of songs by them...




Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-11 18:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

keystone light. are you f'n serious? the only people i know who drank that shit are girls who don't like beer...because it is so wattered down it barely tastes like anything.

you should get minus 6 billion for that.


it's like having sex in a canoe.... fucking close to water.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SIDE NOTE: While I find Rockabilly questionable, I've decided I really dig Psychobilly. (Tiger Army, Nekromatix, The Cramps, HorrorPops)

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Check out 'The Meteors', they invented it.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Here is some constructive critisism so you don't get sand in your vagoo and start crying about what Uber has become.

Learn to draw fucking hands, or have people keep their shit in their pockets.

Just to make it easier on you here are a few websites explaining how to draw hands.

http://www.howto-draw.com/people/howtodrawhands.php
http://drawsketch.about.com/library/weekly/aa112402a.htm


i will even give you a movie explaining it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-rxwUCLejc

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 03:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i was wondering about your opinions on things

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 01:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you drink Yuengling, you piss out Keystone.

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I just tried Yuengling for the 1st time a few months ago. Loved the stuff...


SIDE NOTE: While I find Rockabilly questionable, I've decided I really dig Psychobilly. (Tiger Army, Nekromatix, The Cramps, HorrorPops)




Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-12 01:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have an old brass Zippo. Many heart transplants, but the case is the same. Tarnished, battered, a thing of beauty.



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you drink Yuengling, you piss out Keystone.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

okay, it's on kindle, i'll give it a whirl.




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:01:26 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh. I first read Stranger In A Strange Land way back in 1964, when I was almost 15.
Been groking everything since.

"FRONT!"


fucking hell, if this tool likes it i'll give it a miss.




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

loren would give you shit for that painting. the hands are crap.




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm intrigued by that martian book.

checks kindle list.....




Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-11 21:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dark shit there dude
I mostly paint wildflowers.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your taste in beer is awful.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-11 20:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My list would have had one of those things on it- the zippo.

At number 2 would have been "leaving -2's on pieces of shit like this".

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-05-11 19:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll check out that book.

however where i am right now, its 70 euro cents for a big bottle of the best beer you'll ever taste :D

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-11 18:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-11 18:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

keystone light. are you f'n serious? the only people i know who drank that shit are girls who don't like beer...because it is so wattered down it barely tastes like anything.

you should get minus 6 billion for that.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-11 18:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like that painting

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-11 17:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A friend gave me a Zippo for a birthday. It has a pentagram on it. No one has ever asked to borrow it.

Hmmmm.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-11 16:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why doesn't professional bowling standardized all of their bowling balls? Tennis too for that matter, why don't tournaments force players to play with tournament given rackets? Golfers get a pass just because there are so many clubs, but imagine if they let each baseball pitcher to throw balls that weighed differently or were decorated? I mean it doesn't seem like it'd be too hard for them to start, and I doubt the bowlers make enough to actually complain. Are bowlers unionized? I don't think they have what it takes to strike.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-11 16:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-11 16:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


+2 for Zippo.

Remember, K, if you bust the innards, Zippo will replace them FREE of charge.

How many manufacturers stand by their products like that these days?

I have an old brass Zippo. Many heart transplants, but the case is the same. Tarnished, battered, a thing of beauty.
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It seems that the only companies I've run across that stand behind their products like that, meaning an unadvertised but always-honored 'send it to us and we will fix it' are Zippo lighters and Ruger firearms.

When I smoked, I had a Zippo. It would light anywhere, any time, even in 40-knot gales while going around the Horn. When the rivet that holds the wheel failed, I bought a new Zippo and sent them the old one. When they sent back the old one I sent the new one to my dad. Now he has both. Same thing with my first pistol - a Ruger Mark II Competition .22. Broke the shell extractor after about 2500 rounds. Sent it to them, they fixed it and sent it back - no charge, not even for return shipping. That's respectable.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-11 16:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i agree with the Zippo and Keystone.

In terms of "post-rock" stuff, might I suggest Stars of the Lid if you are into the more drone/ambient side of the genre.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-11 16:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


+2 for Zippo.

Remember, K, if you bust the innards, Zippo will replace them FREE of charge.

How many manufacturers stand by their products like that these days?

I have an old brass Zippo. Many heart transplants, but the case is the same. Tarnished, battered, a thing of beauty.



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, the American way is to abuse a privelege and then retain your rights when you blame a black man. Where's Kracka when I need him?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's life, Darko. Abuse a privilege and lose it, it's the American way.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

That is all.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I earned the right to be any type of cunt I choose too, but then I had that privelege taken away :(

GIVE DARKO BACK HIS CUNTY ABILITIES!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I know you don't care, but I like you alot more when you are like this as opposed to being a sanctimonious cunt. That's not to say that I dislike all of your writing or "serious stuff" but I do dislike "serious" you. Enoy uber, there's a place for you here and you CAN enjoy yourself.
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Darko, Kaos has earned the right to be any type of cunt he chooses. You haven't earned shit. STFU.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kaos-king makes me smile.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Nah, I've come to understand Uber's place in the universe.

**does sanctimonious cunt dance**

Now Darko, let us make out with tongues!!! LAHLAHLAHLAHLAH




Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have lost every Zippo I have ever owned. I cannot smile, no matter how awesome they are.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I know you don't care, but I like you alot more when you are like this as opposed to being a sanctimonious cunt. That's not to say that I dislike all of your writing or "serious stuff" but I do dislike "serious" you. Enoy uber, there's a place for you here and you CAN enjoy yourself.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*smiles*

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-11 15:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh. I first read Stranger In A Strange Land way back in 1964, when I was almost 15.
Been groking everything since.

"FRONT!"

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2. I'm in a good mood and I like beer.

Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-11 14:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are one talented mother fucker.


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