Porn or Art? (NSFW) (1282 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-05-11 23:43:56 EDT
porntastic (1 MB) [application/octet-stream]
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I admit, you've done your research. Jesus, I feel like a failure. No woman has ever ejaculated like that for me. But even so, the women in that video weren't able to fill a wine glass. You'll have to figure out a way to download that file and look at the picture for yourself. A-See D-See worked for me. Maybe you're right. But I'm looking at that picture right now and it looks like more than a wine glass full.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:07:09 EDT (#)
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http://xhamster.com/movies/20295/best_of_squirting_compilation.html
I can't believe I just linked that. Very NSFW, btw.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think they shoved a garden hose up that girl's pussy and then she let loose right on the camera. If females ejaculated like that you'd need rubber sheets.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:59:06 EDT (#)
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it happens. trust me. i need some support here ubersite, i know plenty of you all watch squirting porn.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:53:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:29:52 EDT (#)
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ha... an uber user not knowing what female ejaculate is... what are the odds? HAHAHAHAHA
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All right. You're trying to tell me that all that liquid apparently squirting out of that woman's pussy was female ejaculate? Let's see, Wikipedia describes female ejaculate as "the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid." Noticeable amounts. Did you look at the picture? No, of course not. It's a fucking hose, man! It ain't female ejaculate.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:29:52 EDT (#)
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ha... an uber user not knowing what female ejaculate is... what are the odds? HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:22:15 EDT (#)
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Hey X, here you go.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:22:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:47:44 EDT (#)
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I considered that it might be urine, but it looks too clear. It needs to be more yellow to qualify as porn.
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wow. you're an idiot. I couldn't open the file, btw.
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Well, if you can't open the file then you really have no idea what you're talking about, do you? If you could actually see the picture to which I'm referring, you would agree that the clear liquid "supposedly" squirting from the model's urethra does not in any way capture the sensation of a golden shower. One can only conclude, therefore, that this was not the artist's intent at all. Rather, the liquid serves to partially obscure the model's genitalia, leaving the details to the viewer's imagination. Obviously not porn. Moron.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:22:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:47:44 EDT (#)
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I considered that it might be urine, but it looks too clear. It needs to be more yellow to qualify as porn.
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wow. you're an idiot. I couldn't open the file, btw.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:53:51 EDT (#)
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Well, to determine this conclusively we need to know whether I'm masturbaring or not and, if so, how much?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:38:20 EDT (#)
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the only one that's art is the cigarette in the butt. i LOLed at that one.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:18:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All porn except for the one shot looking up through the water.
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Dude, that's not water.
Well, It's mostly water... but it's coming out of the girl.
So does that make it porn?
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I considered that it might be urine, but it looks too clear. It needs to be more yellow to qualify as porn.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is art. Made by nature.With a porn twist.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
porn...story of your life
http://www.checkso.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bf815a88822c447d9dc&page=2&viewtype=&category=mr
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:45:57 EDT (#)
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Like spunk-shots much?
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:40:53 EDT (#)
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the chick squirting on glass and the chick with a cigerette in her balloon knot are art. But thanks for the porn too.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 03:25:55 EDT (#)
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just kidding this was awesome really it was and the commentary was excellent could you have at least named potter stewart do your research man
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 03:10:35 EDT (#)
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it opens fine for me
its a metaphor hurty my friend
i'm sure you have a hard time opening the legs of a woman, too, in spite of your daily representations on ubersite
as for jack, were you arroused, staring for hours at that cigarette protruding from that anus?
do you have a tiny little cigarette yourself, instead of a big manly cigar?
do your shortcomings depress you? is that why you're so angry?
and this collage, was it fulfilling to create?
so many dicks, painting unattainable women with semen, it must be bittersweet for you
perhaps you're overcompensating for the lack of real pussy in your life
the fact the post is seen by so few is a mirror for your life's work, all those little stories upon which you work so feverishly, only to find the end results a failure, your audience smaller and smaller, shrinking turtle-like into their shells of mediocrity
this work represents your impotence
i suggest you get laid quickly (as if there was any other way for you)
pay for it if you must, but your long neglected pecker needs attention stat
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-12 02:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is art.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-12 02:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It has nothing to with the size of the graphic but rather that you didn't have a "jpg" extension on the file name.
And to answer the question, these are all porn. That doesn't mean they aren't also art though, especially the girl with the cigarette in her butt.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 02:46:44 EDT (#)
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Huh. If you change the extension to .jpeg it opens a bunch of porn in Preview. I never knew such things existed!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 02:45:02 EDT (#)
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I too have a Mac and it opens in QuickTime. What the hell did you do to this?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 01:56:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:32:46 EDT (#)
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When I click on it, it opens fine on my Mac, even though it should just appear below the title. Fuck.
See, if you all had Macs, there would be no problem.
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I have a mac.
It still opens as a lil' tiny picture in another page.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-12 01:05:13 EDT (#)
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reminds me of how content i am with the junk i carry around
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:54:21 EDT (#)
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Are you trying to start a "what makes art art" convo? Srsly?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All porn except for the one shot looking up through the water.
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Dude, that's not water.
Well, It's mostly water... but it's coming out of the girl.
So does that make it porn?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:32:46 EDT (#)
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When I click on it, it opens fine on my Mac, even though it should just appear below the title. Fuck.
See, if you all had Macs, there would be no problem.
And here I was hoping to get some discussion going...
I guess it's back to the shitty photoshops for me...
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:29:46 EDT (#)
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I don't like all you artsy fartsy types. I just write stories and hope they entertain people. I ain't no artist!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 00:13:58 EDT (#)
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can't you shrink the fucker down? what kind of tech-savy conservative wacko are you?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mine cuts off right after the first paragraph and then all you see is the tip of a dick...
So I'm going to have to assume that I'm having internet issues...
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All porn except for the one shot looking up through the water.
I downloaded it and it displayed fine.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:45:15 EDT (#)
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Even if you download it, it doesn't work
It cuts off right after the first paragraph
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-11 23:44:34 EDT (#)
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Yep. Bart and his size issues...