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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-05-12 01:45:42 EDT


forgive me uber for I have sinned....

I mentioned Titus on stage...

and for some reason it occurred to me that he was from Scotland.

My apologies to the Scots.

When I encoded it there was a frame jump and the phrase "self-esteem" got turned in "se-eem".

Aside from that I am making contacts in the business and getting my name and voice out there so it is safe to say that: Step 1 is working perfectly. Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit.

Its a good business model from what I understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3eDT76vsms

(My apologies to Shlongy, I don't think this one will kill him)

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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

real constructive feedback is never frowned upon.



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Apollo, you ignorant slut. I work nights now.

Keep your kids off the streets.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-13 14:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i know you're an unemployed peadophile.

what more is there to know?




Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Apollo, tell us again how rich you are, you moron.
You know nothing about my life, so stfu.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you DO NOT want bubba as your target audience.

the 'blue collar tour' has that demographic wrapped up -plus they are piss poor.

I've just paid $3000 for two orchestra seats to see Eddie Izzard in Houston - THAT's the demographic you're after.

Bubba hasn't earned $3000 in the last six months, my car cost more than his house and I'm 31 Bubba old chap, 31. But you keep throwing out the ZINGERS on Uber. I'm sure it makes you feel better as you crush up your arthritis medicine and fall asleep hugging the picture of your long gone wife.


Hadley is right, open with something different, something that people sit up and think 'aha! I wonder what THIS cunt has to say!'.

Some good lines, you are deffo getting better.




Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-12 18:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The beginning was piss-boring. And stop telling the same "my job" crap that no one laughs at.
======================
No one? Stop trying to talk for the rest of us, Hadley. STFU.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you taking a smash in this one?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No I am in my own bathroom in my house

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

are you in a dorm room bathroom?

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes Berty I am sitting on the shitter.

Very astute observation. (you're the first person to figure it out too)


Hurty: I apologize ever so deeply for associating Titus with Scotland. Last thing anyone wants to see would be Titus in a kilt.







Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The beginning was piss-boring. And stop telling the same "my job" crap that no one laughs at.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Titus thing was really funny, but don't associate him with my fair country!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you sitting on the shitter?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 01:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You look like a mean bastard.

I support that...




Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 01:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good camwhore


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