OIL - Resource or Anal Lube? (766 hits)
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Submitted by BerZerK (View user info) at 2003-08-07 16:42:21 EDT
The purpose of this post is to begin a discussion about a very important subject.
Oil.
I am very interested in EDUCATED and MATURE opinions on this matter.
Here are my thoughts:
1. Oil is the biggest source of energy on our planet. It is the basis for NUMEROUS political and social situations. It is the only substance that I am aware of that is entirely responsible for maintaining financial structure of entire countries. It is also responsible for irresponsible political decisions, as some of you may be aware of from the Saudi Arabia scandal that has just passed us.
2. The Saudi Arabia scandal, and I will admit to not knowing an extreme amount about it, concerns 28 pages of documentation removed from the 9/11 files apparently subjecting Saudi Arabia and 15 of the 18 high-jackers from Saudi Arabia as being partly responsible in the attacks. This information, as I assume, was removed based solely on the fact that Saudi Arabia controls ALL of the emergency resource oil. In the event that other countries, such as Iraq were to default on their oil supply in the market, Saudi Arabia could flood the market with it's endless reserves and keep the prices down. This is a very, very critical situation. Especially considering that the U.S. is overlooking the Saudis completely based on the fact that the world is so dependant upon the resources of OIL that they possess. Please, anyone who knows more about this subject correct me if I am wrong.
3. I am interested to hear some of your opinions about OIL in general and about how it affects our world. I for one, think it IMPERATIVE that we continue to research and develop other energy sources. I do understand that the entire economic structure of Saudi Arabia would crumble if we developed a cheaper solution to the energy problem, but I do have to say that I am against putting further money into hands of our enemies that will in turn use it against us.
What are your thoughts Ubers? Lets discuss.
-BerZ
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Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-08 12:26:36 EDT (#)
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No No Zoid.
I have never used Oil Based lube.
Just letting Murph know that there is such a thing.
-BerZ
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-07 22:27:38 EDT (#)
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A friend of mine went to the US to do gay porn, and was given a carton of "glide" as part of his payment.
Glide times.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-07 19:13:03 EDT (#)
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What Razor said. I wish we wouldn't have the shit though.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-08-07 19:01:04 EDT (#)
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Besides, what are you doing using oil as lube? Don't you know oil based lubes break down latex?
Tsk tsk berz
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:49:42 EDT (#)
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Thats what I said Kenny.
Murph lives far away though.
We can have Ubersex.
-BerZ
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:38:23 EDT (#)
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Berzerk and Murphy should hook up.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:31:55 EDT (#)
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haha murph..
they have a new lube now that has human pharmones in it.
smells like teen spirit.
-BerZ
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:27:12 EDT (#)
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I'm not clicking on that link. Our bathrooms don't have locks.
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:22:04 EDT (#)
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"""3. I am interested to hear some of your opinions about OIL in general and about how it affects our world. I for one, think it IMPERATIVE that we continue to research and develop other energy sources. I do understand that the entire economic structure of Saudi Arabia would crumble if we developed a cheaper solution to the energy problem, but I do have to say that I am against putting further money into hands of our enemies that will in turn use it against us."""
The biggest untapped resource as I have already said is water. Whether it is used in cars or trains or factory. hyro or hydrogen alike, they both far out number the amount of oil this planet has.
This should shoke some people- Most, and when I say that I mean 99% of the people in America don't know about the huge finds of oil in the siberian desert in russia. It has been projected to hold 4 times the amount saudi arabia oil fields hold. The only problem is the crude that is found up there is much like the crude we get from alaska- it's hard to pump out. People in the oil industry refer to saudi oil as "cheap" oil, because all you really need to do is dig a hole and the oil starts pouring out, it's not the same in russia or alaska. The oil in those two remote areas must be pumped out, which is far more expensive. Not to mention saudi oil is of a much higher grade than russain oil, which means russian oil takes longer to refine, and time equals money.
Besides those two, the only other resource is the sun; and as we all know that is relatively expense and the current technology hasn't advanced enough to really make it that well of a productive energy source.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:10:20 EDT (#)
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Actually Murph,
There are some lubes based with oil. Some asses just need extra
slide. You can find out more by visiting http://www.wetinternational.com/
-BerZ
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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""Oil is the biggest source of energy on our planet""
I felt compelled to reply to this sentence before reading the whole post. Water is the biggest known resource on this planet, or more directly the hydrogen that is found in all water.
Now i'll keep reading.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:09:52 EDT (#)
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Oh wait, was that not educated and mature enough?
-Bus
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:09:22 EDT (#)
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Thank goodness for oil. Petroleum based lubricants have brought more men into the female back door than any previous products. If that doesn't affect our world in a fantastic way, I don't know what does.
-Bus
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:07:08 EDT (#)
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Anal lube is glycerin-based. I could be wrong, but isn't glycerin just some beaker-manufactured substance without any actual OIL?
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:57:49 EDT (#)
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Insane.. surgery went well, thanks. I am home recovering.
Razor.. Good point, the Earth is pretty darn adaptable that way.
-BerZ
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:55:56 EDT (#)
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Things aren't "there for a reason", they just appear and lifeforms adapt to the usage of them.
Consider -
The atmosphere of the earth underwent a great "biological catastrophe" as the first lifeforms died off and released tremendous amounts of nitrogen into the air. Plants shitting out oxygen were eventually going to fuck the planet.
Life evolved that breathed a nitrogen/oxygen mix.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:55:10 EDT (#)
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I don't have either of those (a very educated or mature opinion on the matter) so:
How did the surgery go?
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:51:32 EDT (#)
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OOPS.. I mean Razor.. Not Rizzo.. Sorry Rizz..
-BerZ
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:51:00 EDT (#)
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I understand that Rizz, but until then we are giving power to those
who would use it against us.
Anyone study biology or ecology?
What are the effects to the planet if we use all of the oil.
It's there for a reason, right?
-BerZ
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:47:17 EDT (#)
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We will develop other resources when we are economically compelled to do so.
Not what I'd like, but it's realistic.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:43:51 EDT (#)
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They need us more than we need them.
Oil is only worth something if they take it out of the ground and sell it