The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth (537 hits)
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Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2008-05-12 04:40:21 EDT
Seriously, somebody should make it part of their platform; either McCain or Obama; we need to move the sun further away. The mother-fucker just keeps on expanding, and one of these parties need to have the BALLS to STEP UP and take CARE OF THAT SHIT.
Nobody cares about the real issues.
Of course, the sun is just going to continue to expand, until it is a mega-giant super red star and totally engulfs the planet earth and all other planets in the inner orbit.
Don't worry. We won't be around for that. Or at least I won't. I don't know what your plans are.
My plans revolve around drinking margaritas.
If you have read any of my previous posts, you would know that I have an affinity for New York, the Mets, and dressing up in women's clothing. There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of that.
Being that it is uberdirectory time, I have decided to "camwhore" as it were, even though I strongly dissapprove of the term "cam-whore". Here 'tis, you jackals.
Sally has decided to not "cam-whore" as she is very shy.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-25 18:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a work of art
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-15 23:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The A's are a good young team and the diamondbacks are good; although the metsies got 2 out of 3! We just like playing at chase. Next year the diamondback-met series will not only be a battle of baseball, it will be a battle of financial institutions; as the Citibank Mets take on the Chase Diamondbacks. Oh what fun.
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Indeed. I only went to the Saturday game, as I've been fairly broke. It was my first Mets game, I think. New York fans are another breed, I must say.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Handsome.
Why are you making a gaping vagina with your hands? Is that one of your pickup lines?
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you know, some would say that looks like a heart.
you've been on ubersite for too long, sweetie.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disco
I was mowing the lawn a short while ago, thinking about how I really like Wright and Delgado, but also about how much I don't like Reyes, which isn't a whole lot, but you can keep him anyway. Actually, you can can keep Wright and Delgado too, but I like them alright.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Sally!
But you will do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's the fag in the random internet picture?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, at least its not the yankees
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so did you get a callback
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Handsome.
Why are you making a gaping vagina with your hands? Is that one of your pickup lines?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you bastard, never say 'fuck the cardinals.'
i'll skullfuck little sally if you keep that shit up.
guaranteed.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
delightfully random.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I suppose it is pretty close.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 05:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's right, the sun CAN fuck right off.
Stupid big ball of mostly Hydrogen and Helium.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like you are praying you're not gay.