Camwhorage for the directory - I was going to use Birthday Cat but I changed me mind (1036 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.59 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-05-12 09:19:04 EDT
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:59:42 EDT (#)
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:-)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-14 12:25:40 EDT (#)
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I love you Cystie.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.checkso.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bf815a88822c447d9dc&page=2&viewtype=&category=mr
I jerked off so hard to this.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great word.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:48:07 EDT (#)
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Penis.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:48:00 EDT (#)
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And when I say cock I really do mean your penis.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:47:35 EDT (#)
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I need your big veiny cock to plug it up.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:47:04 EDT (#)
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My ass has been leaking non stop since you left.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:46:39 EDT (#)
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Fuck you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83376
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:46:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84110
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:45:32 EDT (#)
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You are the ugliest dude I have ever seen.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:12:03 EDT (#)
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Pish-tosh. You say that to all the bitches.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:16:05 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 01:47:15 EDT (#)
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damn, you are so hot
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would let you baby sit my kids anytime!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:22:41 EDT (#)
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for also having a giant chin even though I'm pretty sure you made fun of me for saying "buss" which however understandable was still rude +2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116673
hee hee
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:32:39 EDT (#)
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Aw jeannneneneneneneeeeeeee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:09:13 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EASTER ISLAND.
I sure hope that was you out there last night. Otherwise Miss Marti from next door has a drinking problem.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you only knew how many times we've had sex in my mind...
[cough]What? No, I said your skin was greasy and your chin reminds me of Easter Island. I've never once masturbated outside your bedroom window.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ting-a-ling!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:27:30 EDT (#)
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oh no...that's right on then.
i totally wanna plow willie's ass.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:16:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:01:11 EDT (#)
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Scourgey that was in response to http://www.ubersite.com/m/116659#2708632 .
Don't know why but you were the one who came to my mind. That happens sometimes. Not trying to freak you out or anything, it just happens sometimes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:56:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:43:33 EDT (#)
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Really that's funny because scourge wants to plant a tree in your ass.
He cares about the environment.
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It's true.
I do.
*doesn't know what's going on*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:53:26 EDT (#)
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Yes... what I euphemistically call my "prominent jawline" does tend to frighten the meeker ones among us. I use the fear to my advantage as often as possible.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:49:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:43:33 CDT (#)
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Really that's funny because scourge wants to plant a tree in your ass.
He cares about the environment.
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:47:53 EDT (#)
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Your chin frightens me, in a normal and sort of pudgy face suddenly you have this huge blocky chin ready to start killing people...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:47:10 EDT (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:46:45 EDT (#)
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Your teeth are really white.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:43:33 EDT (#)
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Really that's funny because scourge wants to plant a tree in your ass.
He cares about the environment.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:40:34 EDT (#)
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You exfoliate, I appreciate that
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jack mccallum wants to jizz on your face
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:30:03 EDT (#)
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always
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:03:56 CDT (#)
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OMG Dave I was just kidding too. I just don't have a lot of pictures of my face.
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Well, in that case, now that I've given you a gentle ribbing, are you up for a hard ribbing?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...in that case you are very intuitive.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think this picture is super awesome
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:03:56 EDT (#)
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OMG Dave I was just kidding too. I just don't have a lot of pictures of my face.
Thanks F.J. Bell. When I said you look like a total freak, I meant you look like someone who enjoys kinky sex. Subtext is very difficult to convey in the Uber medium.
Thanks kaos. I look way more normal than I actually am, for sure.
I miss you too GC. Call me, slut.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:00:40 EDT (#)
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i miss talking to you, you bitch.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:56:31 EDT (#)
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I'm always shocked at how utterly normal you look.
(the above is a compliment)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:54:39 EDT (#)
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I believe when I camwhored you commented that I looked like 'a total freak'.
Well, I won't lower myself to that level. You look perfectly normal and decent.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:51:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:10:12 CDT (#)
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Don't be a jerk, Dave. I can use whatever picture I want. Not all of us have hundreds of pictures of ourselves mugging at the webcam.
I'm 29. Older than I look, I guess.
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Wasn't trying to be a jerk, just givin' ya a gentle ribbing was all. :) Sorry if I offended!
Facebook or not, I must admit, it IS a good picture.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:50:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:31:18 EDT (#)
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i think you you are pretty
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Thank you you
Thanks Sacrilicious. XOXOXO
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:44:57 EDT (#)
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Aw you look so pretty Jeannnnneeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:37:01 EDT (#)
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FAcebook???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:32:41 EDT (#)
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Well gosh, maybe I should just start sitting in front of my webcam for a few hours every day so I can keep my facebook friends excited about my face.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:31:18 EDT (#)
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i think you you are pretty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:28:45 EDT (#)
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Christ, it isn't enough I have to see this on FaceBook, you put it HERE as well?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:27:41 EDT (#)
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I <3 U BubbaEarl
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:19:52 EDT (#)
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i'd do ya
and make you breakfast.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:10:12 EDT (#)
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Don't be a jerk, Dave. I can use whatever picture I want. Not all of us have hundreds of pictures of ourselves mugging at the webcam.
I'm 29. Older than I look, I guess.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:10:12 EDT (#)
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awwww
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:09:05 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE A SIAMESE TWIN???
How come Shlongy is the last to find out everything around here.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:07:13 EDT (#)
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i thought you were older.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:02:18 EDT (#)
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You used your facebook pic?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEW PIC PLEASE
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:56:45 EDT (#)
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I guess maybe a little. Not sure. Thanks though!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:44:29 EDT (#)
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have you lost weight?
I'm not being a dick here, you really do look thinner than I remember.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:41:38 EDT (#)
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You think a lot, I bet. The eyes give you away. +2 for that.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:37:47 EDT (#)
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honk honk
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:37:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:29:42 EDT (#)
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face against face pictures are for 13 year olds. grow up.
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NEVAR
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:34:46 EDT (#)
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rowr!!!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:29:42 EDT (#)
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face against face pictures are for 13 year olds. grow up.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:23:10 EDT (#)
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If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's
Hehe. Christ, I'm bored :o(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:22:52 EDT (#)
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booo shiny people
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:22:50 EDT (#)
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I can tell from the stubbble
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:21:56 EDT (#)
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Yes... yes I am. Part I-tie, you see.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:21:23 EDT (#)
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Well arent you shiny
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:21:17 EDT (#)
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Great smile! Pretty teeth and an awesome chin!
I think I just read your name correctly for the first time too.