DONT Take this one of the front page PLEASE! (1760 hits)
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Submitted by A Random Doris (View user info) at 2008-05-12 10:24:24 EDT
OK so it seems that you idiots are just going to remove my posts from the front page... i dont know who did that or why but please dont. i just want to hang out on uber and have some fun.
to try and make sure noone removes this one, i have posted my bikini pic...lol reluctantly!
User Reviews
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-21 20:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being hot
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a bug with those glasses on
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKWGipe2do0
Submitted by ilikeyoghurt (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for being fit.
"Right....a wank."
Alan Partridge.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How bout I break you down like daddies shotgun and do you "plantation style"?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this off most heated?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-13 13:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
want to cyber right here in the reviews of this post?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting... Director has -2'd 22 of my last 30 or so posts! hahahaha
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta be honest here. This may be a shitty alter, but I'd love to shoot a load on that belly. The tits in the first one too. I dig me some gangsta bitch barbie.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watched zoolander again last night cos I had blue steel in my head from this post.
I fucking love that "You can read minds?" line.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, are you accusing me of being this alter because she called herself Random Doris... therefore using a term I employ when referring to women?
If so... You have a link that is tenuous at the very best.
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Tenuous, but true nonetheless.
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Fraid not Berty, I have neither the patience nor the inclination to run alters.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 coz the girl behind you has a nice arse
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do you ever smile you stupid bitch? stop making that face. knock it off. srsly
not a +2 because the herpes wouldn't be worth it, but you are hot.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 WHORE
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 00:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story, schmory.
Post a picture with an Uber reference that isn't photoshopped. Just do it. Do it and you'll get endless +2s and load of attention. Does that appeal to you? Fail to do that and you admit you're an alter and keep getting treated like this. So simple, even a cave-alter could do it.
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fuck you... so what if you think im another user pretending to be me i like that just fine
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No you don't, you duckfaced airhead. If you're not an alter then you're a complete attention whore and you couldn't possibly stand the fact that everyone here is certain you're a lonely pimply boy who's just fantasizing about being a hot chick with a duck face. Your duckfaced posts prove that.
I think you're a lonely pimply boy who's just fantasizing about being a hot chick with a duck face. Yeah, so what indeed. Prove me wrong, then. You won't, because you can't. So duck you.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-12 20:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
another shitty alter.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 20:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
plus 1 for getting a sub-1 post to most heated. that's quite an accomplishment.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drop it like it's hot!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-12 18:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd hit that...
as long as you had change for a $10
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The girl behind you has a nice bum.
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Ummmmmmm noshedoesnt :(
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First, I call shenanigans. Second, if you are real I'd hit that shit, but thats what you would want to hear if you were real judging by the fact that the only thing you've put up on this website is photos of yourself. Conceited hag.
People like you simultaneously ruin college yet make it awesome at the same time. How did god make so many dumb girls?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh no retal -2.
sorry i didn't realize you were so sensitive
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story, schmory.
Post a picture with an Uber reference that isn't photoshopped. Just do it. Do it and you'll get endless +2s and load of attention. Does that appeal to you? Fail to do that and you admit you're an alter and keep getting treated like this. So simple, even a cave-alter could do it.
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fuck you... so what if you think im another user pretending to be me i like that just fine
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story, schmory.
Post a picture with an Uber reference that isn't photoshopped. Just do it. Do it and you'll get endless +2s and load of attention. Does that appeal to you? Fail to do that and you admit you're an alter and keep getting treated like this. So simple, even a cave-alter could do it.
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More proof that I love Rhymenocerous. :*
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asslicking helps too i suppose
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck is beano anyway?
screw you loit, tomorrow ill post a story
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*deep breath*
Nuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I can't believe NUURRRRR is still thriving. This brings me more joy than you know.
This post and alter sucks.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
girl wearing white looks decent
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*deep breath*
Nuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh look, an obvious alter/noob at #1 heated. Imagine that.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lips again. They are stuck like that, aren't they?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so i clicked on this post, set my rank to '-2' and then walked away for a little while.
Now I forget what this is, but it must be really awful, because i rarely dish out a -2.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter or not, I'd fuck both those dumb sluts in the ass.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story, schmory.
Post a picture with an Uber reference that isn't photoshopped. Just do it. Do it and you'll get endless +2s and load of attention. Does that appeal to you? Fail to do that and you admit you're an alter and keep getting treated like this. So simple, even a cave-alter could do it.
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More proof that I love Rhymenocerous. :*
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filename is obx... taken in the Outer Banks? Shlongy, have you fucked this broad?
If Shlongy says no, you don't exist.
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OBX prefixes are for fotki accounts... but "she" claimed they were from photobucket... I know I'm pretty new here but even I can smell alter on this one.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filename is obx... taken in the Outer Banks? Shlongy, have you fucked this broad?
If Shlongy says no, you don't exist.
Submitted by JesusIsAHibee (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This picture is slightly better than the last one, but only because you seem to have lost the chocolate face
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!!!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yar!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA good one
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know, it's terrible. Every waking moment of my life I wish, nay pray to be like you. I curse myself for not being born with the body of a 12 year old boy and an OCD that dictates I try to make other people like me because I think I'm pretty. I mean, you must be pretty right? That's what all those guys said to you before you blew them for a cigarette right?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story, schmory.
Post a picture with an Uber reference that isn't photoshopped. Just do it. Do it and you'll get endless +2s and load of attention. Does that appeal to you? Fail to do that and you admit you're an alter and keep getting treated like this. So simple, even a cave-alter could do it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to -2 this regardless, but on the chance that this is beano, I'm going to add a "please die by getting each of your digits ripped off and bleeding to death" to it as well.
I'm also going to be generous in the assumption that Beano has at least 14 digits.
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story, schmory.
Post a picture with an Uber reference that isn't photoshopped. Just do it. Do it and you'll get endless +2s and load of attention. Does that appeal to you? Fail to do that and you admit you're an alter and keep getting treated like this. So simple, even a cave-alter could do it.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ill write a story for next time then and hopefully thatll stop you assholes being so ignorant towards me.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I honestly can't believe anyone finds any humor in pretending to be this type of alter anymore. Isn't this crap played out yet?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the fuck does sico find all of these pictures of semi-hot tramps?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you weren't such a dumb alter whore, your posts wouldn't disappear off the front page.
Do us a favour DIE!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only
a matter of time until they find you out.
Homer: (gasps) Who told you?
Simpson and Delilah
How fitting.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No thank you!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, are you accusing me of being this alter because she called herself Random Doris... therefore using a term I employ when referring to women?
If so... You have a link that is tenuous at the very best.
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Tenuous, but true nonetheless.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice bunk beds
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm, I think I see a glint of a side labret. maybe it is just the herp. either way please refrain from putting any more metal in your face, you're making the ones that really rock it well look bad.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, are you accusing me of being this alter because she called herself Random Doris... therefore using a term I employ when referring to women?
If so... You have a link that is tenuous at the very best.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If those were large boobs, I might be swayed, but I'm not going to +2 tiny AA-cup ones.
I mean, if you were going to steal random camwhore photos from hotornot, you might as well have got a hot one, you moronic alter.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WORST.
ALTER.
EVER.
On the bright side, I am enjoying the comments on your posts. On the not so bright side, I have to click on your post to read said comments. Such is life.
Oh and also, please go away and start eating your feelings because your uncle had boundary issues.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and for all of you who say i stole these pictures they are MY pictures from MY photobucket why would I want to steal pictures of other girls i have nothing to be ashamed of
regardless of what you homosexuals think.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, I don't know why you're doing this...
Well, okay, I do know why you're doing this and I also know that it'll succeed but seriously, can you not?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so jealous of your sexxxay bod and your pouty lips and your beautiful hair. I just want to softly stroke those long blond strands, run my fingers over your white silk skin, lovingly and jam a serrated steak knife into your loose, clap-infected lady garden.
Mmmm, yeah.
in other news, my dog has wedged her head behind my back and refuses to move, this is strange.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually just typed a whole rant out but deleted it because I realised you're not even worth it.
+2 for entertainment value, but you're decidedly average in every way.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't think "poor girl" when i look at this. I think, why do people like this exist?
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not fair.
she will birth the man that will cut your lawn or dig your ditch.
she may birth the woman who will swipe your sandwich bread across the bar code reader.
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bwahahahahahahhahahahah
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too many muthauckers, uckin with my shi.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't think "poor girl" when i look at this. I think, why do people like this exist?
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not fair.
she will birth the man that will cut your lawn or dig your ditch.
she may birth the woman who will swipe your sandwich bread across the bar code reader.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A drum beat starts. Boom-ts-chick-a Boom-ts-chick-a Boom-ts-chick-a Boom-ts-chick-a. The black sacreen lightens to a pleasant blue shape of a lamp, but it's actually two silhoutetted faces. The drum beat continues for a couple measures, then, on the up beat...
Left silhouette face: "AL"
ts-chik-a
Right silhouette face: "TER"
ts-chick-a
Both silhouette faces: "ALTER"
ts-chick-a
Boom-ts-chick-a
Left silhouette face: "AL"
ts-chik-a
Right silhouette face: "TER"
ts-chick-a
Both silhouette faces: "ALTER"
ts-chick-a
Boom-ts-chick-a
Screen fades to black as drum beat fades to silence.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bunk beds with guard rails and french tip manicures are straight up hardcore from the streets, G
CITY OF COMPTON
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why are you posing all gangsta in front of a set of pink and white bunk beds?
just sayin', yo.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The FlickR/Webshots/Facebook/Myspace account you are stealing these pictures from must have better pics than the two you've subjected us to. Until you post a picture of you holding a sign that says something like, "Uber can suck my she-cock" you will be forever an alter.
Until then, follow these steps for assured self-annihilation:
1) Go to your kitchen
2) Find bottle of Drain-o under your sink
3) Pour into an empty glass
4) Go into your bathroom
5) Find a bottle of Tylenol
6) Crush entire contents of Tylenol and pour powder into glass of Drain-o
7) Stir rapidly for 1 to 2 minutes
8) Chug like it was Semen from a Doorman who works at a night club's cock
9) Wait
10) Die
If that doesn't work then you're some sort of super-humanoid creature from another planet, sent back in time to teach earthlings how to love. That, or you fucked up the easy-to-follow steps I've laid out, in which case you're a failure at reading comprehension skills and the fact that you're still alive today is modern miracle to be studied in a lab somewhere to research how someone with an IQ roughly equivalent to a door knob with the personality of a wet dish cloth made it this far in life.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations. You look like every pop-culture stereotype possible, all at once. Of course you're hot, you've sculpted your entire outlook out of half a dozen magazines and a visit to Banana Republic. Like everyone else, I'm sure I'd pay for dinner and a movie for a chance to mount up in that well-used saddle of yours, hump and grunt away for an hour or so, and then never call you again. Later you'll complain to your equally empty friends that guys are assholes and you're "tired of the games". Perhaps we'll even find a personal ad somewhere saying the same.
The cliche of your existence is almost as overused as your lip gloss, and your crotch.
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Until you sit down and provide some writing of substance, this is what everyone here is going to think of you. Prove you have something between your ears except another place to stick my cock. Then we'll be nice(er).
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't think "poor girl" when i look at this. I think, why do people like this exist?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if this poor girl knows that shes sicos victim...
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Yeah, I was thinking that...
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The girl behind you has a nice bum.
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full agreement with the monster possessing the huge...
tracts of land.
and the pretty smile.
find her pick and imitate, you may get a few smiles here
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No dear, that's NOT it...
You've posted nothing of "substance" to this site. You've contributed nothing.
Why am I even bothering???
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all anyone does is post pictures
there is one right now with 2 +2's yet it is just a regular looking guy and nothing else i post pictures of young people having fun and you all hate on me because of it
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Yes, but...
If you look at their post history, they've posted a LOT more than JUST photos of themself.
Fiction, essays, humorous tales, image collections, all types of things.
Users are only posting self-photos for the 2008 UberDirectory at the moment.
WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING??? (oh, boredom)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if this poor girl knows that shes sicos victim...
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Its usually the simpsons quotes that are bang on track but I guess the Ad bots also thaught you got a bit of a pouch above the man-bulge in your bikini bottoms.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You must have the flappiest meat curtains ever..."
You made me snort Orange Juice with that one.
And sorry ducky-faced-blond-girl... I can't give this anything higher. I'm going to try harder to like you.
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another washed up old hag of a woman no doubt.
jeleousy is horrible isnt it.
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I know, it's terrible. Every waking moment of my life I wish, nay pray to be like you. I curse myself for not being born with the body of a 12 year old boy and an OCD that dictates I try to make other people like me because I think I'm pretty. I mean, you must be pretty right? That's what all those guys said to you before you blew them for a cigarette right?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OKAY!!!
WHO'S ALTER IS THIS??????????????
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we get it, you're semi-attractive, now STOP
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No dear, that's NOT it...
You've posted nothing of "substance" to this site. You've contributed nothing.
Why am I even bothering???
because you still hope that this insecure little pouty face princess will break down and show us her tits or gaping vag in hopes of finally being accepted and validated.
oh, sorry. Show us your TEETS! +2s for life, i promise.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No dear, that's NOT it...
You've posted nothing of "substance" to this site. You've contributed nothing.
Why am I even bothering???
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all anyone does is post pictures
there is one right now with 2 +2's yet it is just a regular looking guy and nothing else i post pictures of young people having fun and you all hate on me because of it
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:42:15 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You must have the flappiest meat curtains ever..."
You made me snort Orange Juice with that one.
And sorry ducky-faced-blond-girl... I can't give this anything higher. I'm going to try harder to like you.
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another washed up old hag of a woman no doubt.
jeleousy is horrible isnt it.
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Going to school must have been the same for you, you dumb slut.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116660 are you fucking kidding me... you actually find a quart and a half of gel and acne sexy... someone call Titus, we found him a prom date. A few roofies and she'll be good to go.
The ducklips don't look attractive, not on you, not on your collagen infected whore friend in this picture either http://www.ubersite.com/m/116563.
Pulling your tops down so we can see your cleavage...why not just go all the way topless. Or even full naked. I mean if you really want to be taken seriously here you need to write something like:
I love Bart
Uberslave
Ubersite rocks my socks
something on yourself and then take the picture to send in. It is the only way we know you are real, plus we respect nudity around here.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You must have the flappiest meat curtains ever..."
You made me snort Orange Juice with that one.
And sorry ducky-faced-blond-girl... I can't give this anything higher. I'm going to try harder to like you.
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another washed up old hag of a woman no doubt.
jeleousy is horrible isnt it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No dear, that's NOT it...
You've posted nothing of "substance" to this site. You've contributed nothing.
Why am I even bothering???
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You must have the flappiest meat curtains ever..."
You made me snort Orange Juice with that one.
And sorry ducky-faced-blond-girl... I can't give this anything higher. I'm going to try harder to like you.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the girl behind me was my roomie i have some picture on my photobucket of her. shes lovely your right
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I had a girlfriend like you, I would get daily HIV tests.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well fuck you all it seems unless you are one of the in crowd you cant be accepted here
thats just silly
you are all just making these comments because im young healthy and havwe my whole life ahead of me, unlike you idits who are all past it and could never have a girl like me
so i pout a little in my picture GET OVER IT
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, let's leave this on the front page.
The abuse will be legendary.
**cue Shlongy**
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps you've now learned that this is not a venue for you to seek self-esteem boosts, you cock-lipped meat wallet.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
on second thought just make this and the posting user go away.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The girl behind you has a nice bum.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the hotty in the white?
Get your inflated, pouting, semen-infected lips outta the way so I can see the HOTTY IN THE WHITE!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll help keep this on the front page and we'll put it to a vote because i'd agree that there is definitely a little pot there. it's not huge or anything but it's there. he's also right on the lack of hips. these two things are what led to my mediocre body comment. that and your stupid face. i know your face and body aren't necessarily related but they're ultimately attached.
Please vote:
pot belly or no?
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I said I liked a bit of belly fat, geez, you pay a girl a compliment and she tells ya to get your eyes tested!!!!11eleventy!!!1
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you do the weird lip thing in all your photo's? You'd probably look better if you didn't.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Self loathing commentary:
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your bikini bottom bulges between your legs.
You must have the flappiest meat curtains ever...
Foul
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pot belly? you need to have an eyesite test
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did someone slap you on the back while you were making that face and your face is now stuck like that? it's a horrible look for you. Mediocre body
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That stupid lip pout thing you do really does nothing for you. I do like the pot belly and no hips look though.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have an issue with your lips. Learn to have pictures taken in a normal fashion.
p.s I'm actually saying this to the poor creature whose pictures you are stealing, so really there is no need for you to get upset.
What next? Oh yes hang on a moment.
*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiip. fwap fwap fwap*
Cheers!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you do the weird lip thing in all your photo's? You'd probably look better if you didn't.