Uberdirectory Camwhore (912 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.12 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <ejryuu.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-05-12 10:35:51 EDT
Taken by my stunningly attractive girlfriend who knows her way around Photoshop, thank God. So when she wises up and leaves me, I'm totally using this picture to pick up internet hags to keep my ego afloat.
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User Reviews
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retaliation.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-15 11:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you're about to cry. What are you sad about?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-12 18:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How did your current girlfriend score on your "Girlfriend Application"?
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She scored quite well on the application. The only big point of contention now is the sex of our yet-to-even-be-unborn baby - she wants a girl and I demand her chick parts spew forth a male. We've come to the conclusion that since neither of us wants to budge on our respective stances that we'll probably get a tranny =(
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus(hay-soos?)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have the same chin as my dog.
Not that that's a bad thing, but his is usually touching my taint as he slobbers up the last bits of peanut butter from my scrotum. On an unrelated note, you should totally come to the next Ubercon.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-12 18:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How did your current girlfriend score on your "Girlfriend Application"?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:36:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:36:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and when I scroll up and down your shirt goes all glimmery
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I don't see it.
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Just scroll up and down a little, it's around the collar-y bit
goes all flashy, like an optical illusion
mind you it might just be the shrooms.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rubbish
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
house of wax?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-12 16:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
double-u tee eff
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:36:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:36:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and when I scroll up and down your shirt goes all glimmery
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I don't see it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice. Line forms to the left, fellow desperate Internet slags.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it werent for the bottom half of your face, you would be a relatively good looking man.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and when I scroll up and down your shirt goes all glimmery
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's something very unnerving about this picture.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look sort of like that guy Michael in "Underworld:, I think it's the eyes
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, I like Flavor Flav better.
Do you have a giant clock necklace? I think not!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with fava beans and a nice chianti I assume..
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not British and if you say otherwise, I'll eat your goddamn liver.
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*shrieks*
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**swoons**
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not British and if you say otherwise, I'll eat your goddamn liver.
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*shrieks*
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't really see this as that great a portrait but whatever. I think it's funny how many users are crawling out of thier holes to camwhore for the directory. nice work scourge.
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Oh, but it IS a good picture, sir! See, you haven't seen the "regular" ones. It's akin to looking at an ugly chick after a few beers. She's still ugly, but there's that friendly glaze over your eyes that makes her slightly more bearable to look at.
I'm not British and if you say otherwise, I'll eat your goddamn liver.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't really see this as that great a portrait but whatever. I think it's funny how many users are crawling out of thier holes to camwhore for the directory. nice work scourge.
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what can i say? i'm a man of the people.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's something very unnerving about this picture.
It reminds me of an old X-Files episode in which the evil guy was called Eugene Tombs. He surfaced once a generation to eat people's livers, and could squeeze through drain-pipes.
*shudder*
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty. Not gay-pretty like Orlando Bloom, Man-Pretty like Johnny Depp or bacon.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look very British.
I'm not sure what that means.
Are you British?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, it's jesus of suburbia
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't really see this as that great a portrait but whatever. I think it's funny how many users are crawling out of thier holes to camwhore for the directory. nice work scourge.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leonardo!?