Little Joe and the Penis that Secreted Ping Pong Balls (704 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.66 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-05-12 11:00:07 EDT
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Little Joe. Little Joe was normal in every way, except that he had a 4" long penis that contained an endless supply of ping pong balls. All his classmates thought this was stupid, and teased him endlessly, but then one day they were on a tug boat that sank.
"Gosh," said Little Joe, "According to the Mythbusters, I could secrete an endless supply of ping pong balls from my urethra. It will go up into the hull, float the boat, and save everyone. But I won't do it. Because my classmates were jerks. And I hate them."
So Little Joe died out of spite. What a fucker.
THE END
User Reviews
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice use of 'secrete'
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 19:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome dude
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
little joe is one badass dude
i might steal him for my next masterpiece
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that would be so damn BOSH it would hurt for a week.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
urethra??
I gotta go.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
little joe is one badass dude
i might steal him for my next masterpiece
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not quite a solid +2 but inspired nonetheless.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
truly inspirational
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M WEIRD?
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I made a guy shoot ping pong balls through his penis. It's not like I named him Jared or something.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh, then it was ruined as I read Phallics comment. Ouch!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pulitzer Prize!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M WEIRD?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back in boarding school, I tried to work a coathanger down my peehole for $5. It didn't go further than the 2/3mm you can see when you pinch the tip and make it gape.
FRUIT SALAD!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
I work IT.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww Icky. What kaos said
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lol What the hell?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad day, Icarus?
This was great, by the way...