My various reactions to all of the Uberdirectory entries (651 hits)
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Submitted by Captain Obvious (View user info) at 2008-05-12 11:22:18 EDT
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 20:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha cubicle.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't realise this was you - I thought it was the chick with the big lips!
:)
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bored at work eh?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-12 21:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Option C: (?)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pulling for B. only because it seems more amusing in my head.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:26:56 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey lol im captain too! we should totally make out
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i'm way too old for you judging by "your" pictures, but thanks
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey lol im captain too! we should totally make out
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:15:19 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
methinks you need more sleep... you're looking old.
It can't be that you're actually aging, so it must be sleep deprivation.
Either that, or alcohol.
Perhaps a combination.
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Well, I'm almost 31. :) Don't drink much, I average 6-7 hours of sleep a night...majority census has always been that I look older than my age, so I'm not terribly surprised to hear it on here, either.
God knows how much having kids will age me.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your office looks all kinds of crazy, yo.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
methinks you need more sleep... you're looking old.
It can't be that you're actually aging, so it must be sleep deprivation.
Either that, or alcohol.
Perhaps a combination.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which partially answers the question as to why I'm thin.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:59:33 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:53:19 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:48:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So have you found the cheese in that maze you're in yet?
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Heh. There's cheese in this maze all right, but not the good stuff like from Wisconsin. This cheese has mold and smells like two-week-old afterbirth that a careless gynecologist stored behind a boiler in a moment of anxiety.
Not that I would know what that smells like, of course.
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Oh God I do! Not that we had a resident actually do that, but rather some OB dipshit didn't put enough Formalyn in the specimen bucket and forgot to take the specimen to the lab for 2.5 days.
When it got to us, the pathologist took it to microbiology so he could check something under the the germ-o-hood, and popped the lid.
WEEEEEEEPS!
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EW.
I was about to take my lunch break. Don't think that's necessary anymore.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:53:19 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:48:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So have you found the cheese in that maze you're in yet?
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Heh. There's cheese in this maze all right, but not the good stuff like from Wisconsin. This cheese has mold and smells like two-week-old afterbirth that a careless gynecologist stored behind a boiler in a moment of anxiety.
Not that I would know what that smells like, of course.
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Oh God I do! Not that we had a resident actually do that, but rather some OB dipshit didn't put enough Formalyn in the specimen bucket and forgot to take the specimen to the lab for 2.5 days.
When it got to us, the pathologist took it to microbiology so he could check something under the the germ-o-hood, and popped the lid.
WEEEEEEEPS!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:48:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So have you found the cheese in that maze you're in yet?
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Heh. There's cheese in this maze all right, but not the good stuff like from Wisconsin. This cheese has mold and smells like two-week-old afterbirth that a careless gynecologist stored behind a boiler in a moment of anxiety.
Not that I would know what that smells like, of course.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So have you found the cheese in that maze you're in yet?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:41:22 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D. Arousal
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Only for YOU, big boy.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D. Arousal
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For making me laugh
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This sort of reminds me of that thing Andy Richter would do on the Conan O'Brien show.
Also, www.emotioneric.com Sorta the same deal.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D?
E?
All of the above?!
God I hate multiple choice.
Essays people, essays!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going for 'C' with a hint of 'A' followed by a sprinkle of 'B' due to the fact you got the scratch and sniff version, sorry.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I plus this post because I know that I am one of your heroes and that it would destroy you if I were to reject you in any way.