TrUberSex 2008 - Round 1 (794 hits)
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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-05-12 11:25:48 EDT
See below for your pairings.
Entries are due by Thursday, 5/15, at midnight EST. Failure to submit will be acknowledged as a forfeit.
Highest rated advances to round two...blah, blah...we all know this.
Voting ends Sunday, 5/18, at midnight EST. Look for round two next Monday.
Enjoy (I hope)
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-15 06:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116741
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116677
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 06:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116688
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch that Brdn_Nkd, he said my deadlines were aggressive.
TheBarron ftw!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...my wife left me but fortunately, I have approximately 9 backup-broads waiting in line to move in ASAP.
BUT THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN, Mister.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who is this Shlongy character? i thought he was just a mean old homosexual but he gives everyone a -2 lol did his wife leave him..!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-12 13:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Good grief...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:49:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:39:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...i'm sorry, banjo. i'm sure you've had tons of horrible sex which will inspire you to post the best uber post of all time. and hopefully tons of great sex too.
but i don't really 'compete' in uber contests so much as i just 'forfeit' from them.
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CHICKEN!
"anticipates a Back to the Future Marty McFly type reaction"
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Sidenote: I enjoyed all three of those movies.
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Footnote: Yeah, they're pretty awesome.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:39:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...i'm sorry, banjo. i'm sure you've had tons of horrible sex which will inspire you to post the best uber post of all time. and hopefully tons of great sex too.
but i don't really 'compete' in uber contests so much as i just 'forfeit' from them.
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CHICKEN!
"anticipates a Back to the Future Marty McFly type reaction"
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Sidenote: I enjoyed all three of those movies.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 17:39:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...i'm sorry, banjo. i'm sure you've had tons of horrible sex which will inspire you to post the best uber post of all time. and hopefully tons of great sex too.
but i don't really 'compete' in uber contests so much as i just 'forfeit' from them.
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CHICKEN!
"anticipates a Back to the Future Marty McFly type reaction"
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...i'm sorry, banjo. i'm sure you've had tons of horrible sex which will inspire you to post the best uber post of all time. and hopefully tons of great sex too.
but i don't really 'compete' in uber contests so much as i just 'forfeit' from them.
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Come on dude, don't be a party pooper!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...i'm sorry, banjo. i'm sure you've had tons of horrible sex which will inspire you to post the best uber post of all time. and hopefully tons of great sex too.
but i don't really 'compete' in uber contests so much as i just 'forfeit' from them.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i refuse to compete against banjo. i love her too much to have her suffer defeat at my hands in this most esteemed contest.
plus i forgot i even signed up for it. mentally forfeiting before the thing even comes around, i suppose.
good job, self. good job.
congratulations on your victory, banjo!
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You never know, I may have had lots and lots of sex and lots of funny / erotic stories to pick from.
You must compete!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-12 12:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My money's on Drogo.
I have no doubt he has a plethora of amusing tales about the sexual escapades involving EmissionImpossible & himself...
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, why does the silhouette seem so hot? Is it because, since I can't see "her" and it's all an unknown, it's more interesting that way?
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She's hot because I drew her.
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And because he's a badass!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, why does the silhouette seem so hot? Is it because, since I can't see "her" and it's all an unknown, it's more interesting that way?
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She's hot because I drew her.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
F.J. Bell, prepare to be beaten. If I don't totally space and forfeit.
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Pssh. You couldn't beat an egg.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know right away that the contest is going to be won by Sacrilicious. Everyone does.
Also, why does the silhouette seem so hot? Is it because, since I can't see "her" and it's all an unknown, it's more interesting that way?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 10:41:43 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My hand is on Sacrilicious. Money down.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't write serious erotica for shit, so I'm thinking this will be a selection of the (many) humiliating/shocking sexual episodes from my past. I gotta start narrowing them down.
F.J. Bell, prepare to be beaten. If I don't totally space and forfeit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my, Shadow, this isn't writing erotica (I skipped that comp after some consideration), it's just true funny/embarrassing type sex tales. Lucky for me, I have one or two of those..
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not for real real. No money... but maybe a few +2s to the winning spread.
snicker, spread.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh, I wonder if we could turn this into a betting pool...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My money is on Sacrilicious. Hands down.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't write erotica, true or otherwise. I fail.
There's just something so wonky about using "phallus" or "cock." Everything sounds smut-pretentious or just bad. And I wind up giggling through the whole thing, like a small and simple child stumbling across porn for the first time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit. Saccy?
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Well I'm not at all sure how to interpret this, B. Are you concerned about my writing skills or do you think I'm some sort of slut?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These aren't going to be video entries are they? That could be scary... or arousing... or maybe both.
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At this point, I'll take whatever material I can to be locked away in my spank bank.
Ooops, there went my motive for creating this contest.
::ejaculates::
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These aren't going to be video entries are they? That could be scary... or arousing... or maybe both.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i refuse to compete against banjo. i love her too much to have her suffer defeat at my hands in this most esteemed contest.
plus i forgot i even signed up for it. mentally forfeiting before the thing even comes around, i suppose.
good job, self. good job.
congratulations on your victory, banjo!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Googles 'hilarious sex anecdote'*
What the hell's a vulva?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck I have 3 days in which to have 'real' sex, or at least have a wank in an interesting place.
I best call mum
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-12 11:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit. Saccy?